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Clips from Clone High - Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand (S01E01)

"This is the best party ever, thanks Gandhi!"
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"You over twenty-one?"
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"Oh, this is useless."
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"I will be Diane Fossy, and they the gorillas."
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"Mm, look how nice he looks in the dockers we bought him."
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"Susie, Kelly, do me a favour and make out!"
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"Whew. Feels good to help people."
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"My abs are so firm you can grate cheese on 'em!"
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"Wanna beer?"
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"Dinger!"
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"Come on Abe. Leave your friends behind,"
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"Loser!"
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"Where'd he go?"
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"Tonight, on a very special Clone High."
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"Jeez Abe, you grew like, a foot."
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"I wish I'd seen you more over the summer but,"
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"I invaded her Bay of Pigs. If you catch my meaning."
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"Fine. I'll go wait for you by the gauze."
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"That's why I'm starting a teen crisis hot line,"
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"Oh my god, I can see my bone!"
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"I will see you there."
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"Okay. He used a very tricky line of questioning."
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"You would like Leno."
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"spending the rest of the afternoon in my DEATH MAZE!"
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"Okay, you get one more."
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"JFK will be having a huge kegger night."
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"Uh-huh, yeah, I wanna date Cleopatra."
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"You uh, know that show "My Two Dads"?"
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"Spliced in a little sheep DNA."
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"Hey everybody, it's a keg of beer!"
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"For what, is more powerful, than a high school PRINCIPAL!!"
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"Hilarious!"
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"Want to talk about it?"
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"What cha doing in here, buddy, making a... Lincoln log?"
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"Not a pinata! It's me!"
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"And by will, I mean won't!"
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"What should I do?"
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"All I'm sayin' is, a girl is interested in me,"
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"Did you just screw yourself!"
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"Mark my words, Lincoln, you and your friends are uh,"
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"Maybe pretending to be drunk will ease the pain."
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"Okay, Ghengis Khan."
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"Shame on all of you! Shaaame!"
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"How dare you insult that big chinned everyman"
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"And none of you are twenty-one, are you?"
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"Hey. Am I on speakerphone?"
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"I guess I was just looking for what all of us are."
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"Doesn't that blow your mind?"
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"Okay! I spent an entire weekend among the teenagers!"
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"Back to you, Kojack."
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"My name is Marilyn Manson,"
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"It's... non alcoholic beer."
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"Where's my report?"
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"Well, brand new year, same old faces."
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"You don't think dating an old friend would be better?"
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"I'm also the... first mostly human clone."
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"and I'm looking for volunteers."
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"What's up, Fitzy baby, party at your place on Friday, right?"
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"Any ideas on how to get the beer?"
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"Daaaad!"
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"Don't mention it..."
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"It's just... I always saw you as this honest guy,"
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"and a nice sensitive guy"
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"So uh, are you uh, drunk enough yet to sleep with me?"
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"to get wasted might disappear forever."
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"Well, I'm not gonna let this get me down. Dinger!"
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"And special guest star Marilyn Manson"
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"Oh young, unsuspecting clones."
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"is no more eccentric than that tie you're wearing."
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"Hi ho, guv'ner."
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"SHAZAAM! We're in!"
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"It's uh, like that but more gay!"
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"So... Joan?"
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"I've come to a decision."
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"Sorry my dear boy, salty seconds!"
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"Lower the shades and lay down a tarp."
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"I miss him."
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"I hope I see you there."
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"I'd shake your hands, but you know. Peanut arms!"
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"than worry about who or what we're seen with."
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"Joan, do you ever like someone so much you're afraid"
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"Raise the roof! Raise it!"
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"Right here on me left nut!"
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"This kid's not sober, is he?"
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"He coughed!"
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"She's attractive, smart, athletic, good looking,"
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"Oh, that's so great for you."
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"Thank you!"
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"It is I, George Washington Carver."
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"What you said was "I'll get the beards"."
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"Are you over twenty-one?"
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"Sometimes I just turn the lights off in my room and cry."
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"Maybe he just thinks you don't think"
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"Pinata!"
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"You grew like, a pair of breasts."
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"I... uh, I could only get non-alcoholic beer."
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"he doesn't want to not ruin the friendship."
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"Hey Joan, cool stun gun!"
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"I'm forwarding-- Oo!"
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"Shadowy Figure! It's actually a funny story."
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"You got breasts."
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"surrounded by geeks."
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"That makes no sense."
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"You're not afraid of Joan catching and ultimately killing you?"
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"Maybe you should tell Abe how you really feeeeeeel."
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"from your brain to my heart."
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"Well, well, well. If it isn't my old friend."
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"Underage drinking?"
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"then the excitement of sneaking aroun"
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"Out of my way, fatty!"
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"Abe's competition with JFK heats up at the school election."
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"♪ And made amusing genetic copies ♪"
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"Luckily the extra height doesn't feel that awkward-- Dinger!"
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"Man, one of the Elvis twins really let himself go."
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"until you convinced our parents I wasn't good enough for your image"
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"Where we make you even more insecure about your bodies,"
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"Wait, I can explain-- Ow!"
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"Gandhi, this year is going to be different."
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"Doctor Scudworth."
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"So, you're depressed."
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