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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Ben's Parents (S05E05)

"Unity! It's that simple. All we had to do was--"
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"I don't want her name on my quilt."
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"It's a unity quilt."
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"You can say that again, Steve."
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"we junk everything except the mannequins."
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"Ron's gotta see how dope the outfits are."
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"That's the business."
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"Why are we going to Ron? Ron should be coming to us!"
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"We created Entertainment 720."
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"Which was a huge failure."
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"I don't know--"
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"and Ron loves my entrepreneurial spirit."
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"No, we gotta work."
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"Didn't you hear me say we gotta junk"
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"most of the presentation?"
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"no matter what, but right now,"
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"I cannot be there for you because I have to go."
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"I hate to say this, but..."
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"Sometimes you've gotta work a little,"
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"That changed me. I'll give you ten minutes."
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"You have to try to eat something, okay?"
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"Mmm! Wow, that's amazing."
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"until you're cheered up."
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"Pizza, the beach, rock and roll music--"
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"- and I'll list terrible things to bring you back down."
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"Smallpox, botched surgery,"
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"This is weirdly working. It's evening me out."
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"- Okay, keep going, keep going. - Laughter."
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"Snails crawling out of your mouth."
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"- out of your mouth. - Cute cats."
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"Dave Matthews Band."
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"so can you just cool it for, like, 30 seconds?"
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"Sure, I can."
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"Mom!"
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"Oh, I didn't know we could cut that."
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"It absolutely did not have to be done."
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"Yeah, why don't we just forget about the quilt"
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"- and just raise a glass? - Yes! Toasts are fun."
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"They usually signify the end of a party."
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"I'm good, thanks."
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"You're what?"
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"Still firing bullets, son."
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"What about the wedding?"
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"I'm talking about the wedding."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the Wyatt family."
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"It's like the war of the Wyatts out there!"
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"Were you and Dad ever like that?"
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"Well, like any married couple,"
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"and sometimes he won the argument,"
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"- La la la la la. - Anyway, the important thing"
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"How can you be so wise and so inappropriate"
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"I'm a parent."
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"I can't figure out how to phrase this mission statement."
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"Let me get a shot at it."
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"I'm actually pretty good at this stuff."
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"You just googled, "Amanda Bynes side boob.""
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"What's wrong with you? Why is your safesearch on?"
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"That is amateur hour, Tom."
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"I say, why don't we cut our losses?"
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"If it was such a good idea, we would be millionaires by now."
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"Hello."
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"Do you?"
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"Hey, I got your text. What are you doing?"
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"I grabbed all of the brownies from the dessert table"
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"and four bottles of wine."
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"Get in the car. We're going to Australia."
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"I love you, and I want to be on your team."
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"I am on your team, but I think that"
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"our team should be far away from here."
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"but I am so sick of them ruining everything,"
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"- It was a good quilt. - It was an awesome quilt."
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"Look, my parents are insane,"
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"It's time for this team"
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"- to come up with a new plan. - I agree."
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"Phase one of our new plan, you get in the backseat"
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"For another 100 bucks, you can do whatever you want."
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"Let's do this."
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"Swan song!"
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"What up, my man?"
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"I thought you and Tom were working on your presentation."
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"- Do you know what I mean? - You abandoned your friend?"
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"about the project,"
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"how he needed to grow up."
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"Condoms with pictures on them."
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"- Pass. - Good. Smart."
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"I think you made the right decision."
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"Oh. Chris?"
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"Seems like the storm has passed. Indeed it has."
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"to my two best friends."
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"I mean, you're going through a lot."
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"You need to purge all this stuff that's been building up."
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"This lesbian nurse is right, Chris."
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"You can't keep it all bottled up."
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"Well, for that, you're gonna have to visit"
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"the bathroom first."
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"- Right? - No."
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"- Ann Perkins! - Nope."
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"You are, without a doubt, the queen of toilet humor."
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"That's all I ever wanted to be."
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"This was supposed to be a happy occasion."
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"But it did not work out that way."
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"I don't expect you to like each other,"
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"but you have to come to the wedding, okay?"
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"You don't even have to socialize."
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"But you do have to show up"
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"and tell us that you had a great time."
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"That's the deal."
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"You can either take it, or you can take it."
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"I can take it. I'm sorry."
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"- I'm sorry too, Benny. - Sorry. Whatever."
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"Ben's parents are insane,"
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"but he is not. He's amazing."
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"And that's all that matters."
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"I guess he might become insane as he ages."
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"I should keep an eye out for that."
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"Also, for the record, my unity quilt worked."
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"We only have 30 bucks left."
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"Let's go. Oh, okay."
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"Are you okay, son? Did you get any sleep?"
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"Uh, not really. I stayed up most of the night."
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