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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Ben's Parents (S05E05)

"Let me tell you about Rent A Swag."
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"I'm in."
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"I like doing business with serious people,"
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"and when you removed yourself from the company of that moron,"
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"you showed me you're a serious person."
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"Clubs. Girls. Dancing."
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"Naked. Mom? Argument."
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"Police. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a Dumpster."
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"Coming here."
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"Crashing on your couch for a week 'cause"
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"♪ technically, I'm homeless ♪"
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"Hey, "mousse-tache." I'ma hit the couch."
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"You know where I be."
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"It's so beautiful"
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"- We're getting married! - All right."
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"And I can't tell you what it means to me"
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"Oh--"
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"Hey, everyone!"
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"Nothing will ever come between them!"
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"One, put Twizzlers on the candy table,"
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"and they hate each other."
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"Be super critical."
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"I own it."
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"I get rich. Wink!"
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"- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Please.."
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"Hey! I'm glad you're here."
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"Don't laugh. She means it."
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"Is your father here yet?"
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"and I'm feeling very raw from my therapy."
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"Oh!"
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"You chose well, Benny."
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"Your father brought his little plaything."
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"that everything else runs smoothly."
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"Just go, okay? Thank you."
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"I didn't realize you were a part of this."
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"Police, open up! We have a warrant!"
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"- Ha, we got you! - Andy and April."
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"Okay, everyone, I have a surprise for all of you."
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"See? There you go."
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"snails crawling out of your mouth."
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"It had to be done, Ben."
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"Look, champagne!"
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"I didn't mean to steal your spotlight,"
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"I cannot be in the same room as him."
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"and sometimes I won."
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"What's wrong with you?"
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"Listen, we've been at this for an entire evening."
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"Look, man, I believe in this idea."
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"I don't think you're as serious about this business as I am."
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"of this cab, and we hardcore make out for 15 minutes."
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"Take care."
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"So here is the new plan."
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"But that's not important."
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"Tommy "T"!"
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"Yes. He's terrifying."
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"I did not include any images of the only other man"
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"Wait, wait, like what kind of stuff?"
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"- The beach. - Snails crawling out"
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"- Uh-oh. - In 1832,"
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"Oh, Ben!"
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"Don't mention the Green Bay Packers"
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"And pack it up. It's over, we're screwed."
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"Ann, you are such a good friend."
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"Hold up! Forever 21."
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"See, Ben, they're agreeing."
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"- Julia... - Guys."
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"Why don't you head in the other room?"
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"at the same time?"
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"Oh, yeah, no, I'm definitely not."
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"I think it's mean that you didn't do a square for me."
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"like, maybe right now--"
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"Snails crawling out of your butt."
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"Look, Dad, Leslie worked really hard on this,"
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"just like she ruined our marriage!"
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"Anyway, I have an amazing investment idea for you."
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"Hey."
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"Chris is in the back room, and he's crying."
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"Rent A Swag!"
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"tumbling out like this means that I can get a clean start."
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"Let me walk around with you"
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"Proudly present..."
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"- You better not be. - I'm not!"
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"- Rent A Swag! - Wah!"
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"And I am so happy for you."
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"In ninth grade, a quilt ended an argument"
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"What was the third time?"
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"I haven't seen you tonight."
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"Stop!"
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"Steve, you like sailing, right?"
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"Ever since I got my first job at the age of nine,"
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"I hear that. Let's go clubbing."
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"and I like others to do the same."
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"I can't believe that I spent the entire party in a room"
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"But your mother can't. See?"
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"You were supposed to come here,"
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"- You have your start-up money. - Wow."
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"But usually, we forgot what we were arguing about"
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"We're a Twizzlers family."
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"It's outside."
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"to get us to Australia tonight."
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"Because he's in therapy right now,"
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"Why isn't he dating anyone?"
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"I've said too much."
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"Where's my square?"
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"It's a disaster is what it is."
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"You know I love you, but..."
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"- Now-- - No need, Tom."
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