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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Ben's Parents (S05E05)

"a bastard, met a beautiful seamstress from Antwerp."
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"And she has."
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"We've gotten several noise complaints."
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"that I'm the very first person that you chose to tell."
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"as you tell everyone else"
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"that you have never heard before."
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"Again?"
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"Surprisingly, no, Larry Bird has not RSVP'd yet."
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"Well, he kind of waits until the last minute."
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"I-I just have two small requests."
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"No to canceling the party, and no to Twizzlers."
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"We are a Red Vines family."
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"You're gonna have to get used to that."
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"it's no one."
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"My parents got divorced 30 years ago"
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"Creators of Entertainment 720..."
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"Parents, are you tired of watching"
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"♪ Where your swag is my business! ♪"
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"Okay, stop. You guys, stop!"
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"Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!"
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"There's actually a lot more,"
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"but tell us your thoughts so far."
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"We hand her a glass of chilled white wine,"
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"and they're both educators and mothers."
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"What a fabulous coincidence."
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"We make some small talk,"
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"so I have woven this quilt."
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"Of all my metaphorical art projects,"
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"I'd like to make a little toast."
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"Seriously, son, don't hurt her."
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"Okay, I'm not planning on hurting her."
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"You're all my friends too."
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"the most beautiful and moving thing"
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"that I have ever heard."
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"Well, sure, in a wrestling match, Kirk would win."
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"Jean-Luc Picard. No contest."
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"Hey, your mom's here. I need you."
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"- There's my boy! - Hey, Mom."
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"- Hey, you guys, come on in. - Thank you."
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"And so I'm hiding out here, so I don't ruin this party"
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"No, there's more tissue."
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"I just have to kiss that beautiful face."
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"He is adorable, isn't he?"
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"Yeah."
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"Unh."
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"so hockey, fishing, skiing, sailing, and after a few drinks,"
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"put on a Prince album."
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"with my secret weapon."
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"Thank you. Wait, why is Chris crying?"
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"Because I'm dating myself right now, okay?"
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"I'm--I'm trying to figure out how to make me happy."
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"- Ron in 60 seconds. - Tom."
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"and then I'm heading back."
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"I have put all my money into gold,"
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"I was wondering, is there any chance we could reschedule?"
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"to my world-class "standees.""
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"I like to keep my appointments, son,"
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"Ricka ricka ricka ricka!"
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"Shh! Clean!"
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"Let's just drive back. I feel weird."
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"Yech, no thankee."
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"I don't like surprises."
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"between my two best friends,"
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"and a quilt settled"
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"the Donna-Jerry parking lot feud of 2006."
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"Right [Bleep] now."
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"You are the most wonderful dog in the whole world."
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"this is not a legitimate unity quilt."
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"- Oh, that old Chestnut. - Okay."
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"Sure."
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"It's not your-- it's everyone's quilt."
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"It's working."
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"Okay, I'm thinking"
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"Look, a bank's not gonna give us a loan,"
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"Trust me, he's our best chance at getting start-up money."
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"Tommy, I will always be there for you,"
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"so you can ball a lot."
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"That was beautiful."
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"This one's not as good."
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"All right, Chris, here's the plan."
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"I'm just gonna list off happy things"
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"Dave Matthews Band."
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"She's ruining your quilt,"
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"Here you are, Ulani."
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"Oh, by all means, go ahead and take it, Ulani."
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"Or, wait, are you even old enough to drink?"
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"Yes, Julia, I am,"
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"but I can't because I'm pregnant."
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"Oh, boy."
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"but the cat's out of the bag."
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"Young Ben is going to have a new baby sister, huh?"
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"- I mean, it's so brutal! - Oh, my God."
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"honey, your father and I fought occasionally,"
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"and just had sex."
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"is that we always ended up on the same team."
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"And in the same bed."
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"God, I miss that man."
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"See?"
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"- Leslie-- - I am so sorry for everything."
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"Normally, I would get in the cab with you,"
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"and I really liked that unity quilt."
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"but they need to be at our wedding."
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"You know what?"
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"I would love to do that."
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"I'm just not sure if the driver would be okay with it."
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"- Ow, are you kidding me? - Jean-Ralphio."
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"No, I decided it was best if I took my talents elsewhere."
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"God, no. He fired me, straight up."
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"Talked about how I wasn't serious enough"
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"being happy-sad on a night that means so much"
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"Maybe you're right. Maybe all of my emotions"
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"celebrate your son's engagement, maybe bury the ax?"
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"And not in each other's back."
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"We'll seat you far away from each other."
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"Yeah, in fact, we insist that you don't."
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"Aw, what a beautiful apology."
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"Sorry."
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"So technically, I am three for three with unity quilts."
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"Get ready, driver."
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"We're gonna make out so hard in the back of your cab."
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