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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Ben's Parents (S05E05)

"It's like a perfect storm of emotions."
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"for my two amazing best friends"
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"who I love so much."
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"There's no more tissue."
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"- Everything ends! - No, no, no."
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"- There's-- - Everything goes away."
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"And I said, rules or no rules,"
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"Well, that's a Knope woman for you."
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"When we see something adorable, we attack it."
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"Aw, thank you."
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"So far, so good."
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"I'll admit it."
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"Things are going surprisingly well."
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"He brought his girlfriend?"
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"He wasn't supposed to bring his girlfriend, Ben."
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"- Hiya, Benny. - Hey, Dad, hi."
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"Hi."
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"Hi, Ulani."
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"Thought you weren't coming."
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"Ulani is my girlfriend, and she's important to me,"
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"and I need her here."
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"Ulani, hi, I'm Leslie. What a wonderful surprise."
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"We're so happy that you're here."
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"What the hell, Steve? They didn't know I was coming?"
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"We didn't know it was spring break."
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"Okay, thanks, everybody, for coming."
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"I'm so sorry you all have to go home."
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"Hey, Red Vines anyone?"
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"Okay, we are off to a rocky start,"
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"but we are gonna fix this."
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"Yes, we will. I called a cab."
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"I gave the driver 100 bucks to sit and wait,"
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"so whenever we're ready to go--"
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"all we have to do is walk outside."
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"No, I want to be here now, with you and your parents."
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"Help me make this work."
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"Okay, fine. Best thing to do is"
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"distract them with innocuous talk"
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"- about the stuff they care about. - Great, like what?"
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"Well, they're white people from Minnesota,"
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"or the state of Iowa. And also,"
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"I have enough frequent flyer miles"
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"- Everything okay? - Uh, slight speed bump."
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"Everything is terrible, but I am going to fix it"
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"Okay, well I will make sure"
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"You are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox."
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"Thank you, ox, for keeping this ship afloat."
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"You got it."
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"Guys, I need your help, okay?"
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"Go in there, calm him down, make him feel better."
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"Leslie and Ben have enough to deal with, okay?"
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"- Uh, he's emotional. - Wait, why is Chris emotional?"
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"and it's dredging up a lot of stuff for him."
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"Like, I don't know, his friends are getting married,"
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"and he's not dating anyone."
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"Yeah, why don't you date him?"
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"Ugh, why is it always about you, Ann?"
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"Self-centered much?"
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"I've been working on my presentation."
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"I just came by to congratulate Leslie,"
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"I admire the work ethic."
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"I'm always looking for new investments."
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"which is currently at an all-time high."
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"So I have a certain amount of money."
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"Looking forward to tomorrow."
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"Yes... About that."
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"I just want to make sure everything is up"
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"Of course, yes. No problem, 8:00 a.m. tomorrow."
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"I think you're gonna be very impressed"
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"with our presentation."
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""Our presentation"? Who else is joining you?"
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"Swanson."
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"- Jean-Ralphio. - That's me."
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"Of course he is. He's my business partner."
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"Business partner, now and forever."
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"21-gun salute. Salute your shorts."
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"Kaboosh!"
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"I just free-associated all over the "mousse-tache.""
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"That's just one of many skills he brings"
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"to this business partnership."
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"What are those, shrimp? Ah!"
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"Okay. Rethink that move, son."
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"Not any more, since Julia got the boat in the divorce"
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"and then sold it to a scrapyard"
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"because she's terrible."
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"Well, at least you don't have to deal"
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"with all that boat upkeep now, right, huh?"
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"Let's talk about something other than sailing."
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"I have a surprise that-- there she goes."
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"There's a surprise for you, so, um, head on in."
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"Okay, look, you gave it a try,"
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"but this quilt thing is not going to work."
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"Ben, on three separate occasions,"
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"I have used a quilt to mend fences."
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"Okay, I still don't think it's gonna work,"
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"but I am really attracted to you right now."
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"I know. Let's do this."
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"Just kidding, it's us."
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"We have someone who wants to see you!"
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"Champion!"
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"Come here. Hey, big boy."
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"You are such a brave, good dog,"
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"with so much spirit."
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"You've overcome so much."
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"Voila!"
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"The Knope-Wyatt unity quilt!"
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"It represents our two families coming together,"
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"and there is a personalized square for each member"
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"of our joint family, see?"
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"- Sweetheart, this is lovely. - Thanks, Mom."
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"Well, you're not technically--"
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"- Not technically what? - Not technically an adult."
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"This is a very thoughtless omission, Leslie,"
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"and as far as I'm concerned, if there's no Ulani square,"
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"I will make an Ulani square."
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"Very, very easy. Okay."
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"Look, this is your square now."
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"What does "Ulani" mean?"
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""Cheerful.""
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"All right. Look at that."
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