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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Sex Education (S05E05)

"I mean, human food sounds good to me."
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"Plain and simple. I don't want to put words in your mouth but..."
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"case dismissed."
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"And you were texting at the time, correct?"
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"How dare you, sir?"
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"Please, read Exhibit C,"
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"the transcript of your Twitter page leading to the immediatelly following crash."
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"That's when I hit the fire hydrant."
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"Sorry, allegedly hit the fire hydrant."
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""9:20. Just hit a fire hydrant, but I survived."
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"♪whynosequel?""
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"Prosecution rests, Your Honor."
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"Mr. Haverford, you have a problem"
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"keeping your eyes on the road"
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"I'm going to tailor a punishment to fit the crime."
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"One week without screens."
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"No phone, tablets, computers, television--anything."
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"No! Please, send me to jail!"
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"Turn in your phone, please."
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"Howdy."
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"Hey! What's with the get-up?"
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"A cowboy hat from your cowboyfriend."
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"Oh, that makes it sound like he's a cow."
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"From your cowboy boyfriend. Your boycow-cowboy."
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"Okay, everyone."
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"Whoo!"
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"and what they're doing with that time"
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"is going at it hard, old people-style."
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"and as a result, STDs are having a field day."
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"It's amazing what a few old guys can do"
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"and they got nothing to lose,"
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"Also, seniors can be pretty ornery."
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"Uh, actually, I think it's pronounced "horny.""
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"I have an idea. Let's pretend that we're old people,"
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"and we can ask Ann our grossest,"
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"I'll start. I'm an old lady,"
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"why do I need birth control?"
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"I haven't had my monthly since LBJ was president."
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"Well, with the elderly,"
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"We're more concerned with disease."
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"Do pubic hairs get longer the older you get?"
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"I don't think so, no."
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"Because that's happening to me."
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"What should I do?"
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"Where can I get lube that is healthy to eat?"
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"I ran over my testicles with my jazzy scooter."
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"I think you're good to go, nursey."
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"I want to jump on that caboose. Choo choo!"
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"You should never eat lube,"
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"to ride this train."
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""LeRon James." We still on for breakfast?"
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"You are an hour and a half late for work."
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"Yeah. Sorry. I can't use my GPS,"
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"but I figured it out."
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"I just drove around in circles until I saw something familiar."
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"3.4, according to my GPS,"
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"I can't use screens for a week."
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"Big deal! I'm adapting."
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"I really wish you could click those."
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"Wow, there he is, Barack Obama."
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"he is our boss and he is white."
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"Don't embarrass me."
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"And I am April Blart, mall cop."
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"Heard such great things."
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"Oh, well, I really feel like I know you already."
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"It's very inspiring."
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"Now, stay cool. It's a hot one out there today."
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"That's right,"
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"you could practically cook an egg on the sidewalk."
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"Okay, let's make sure we're ready"
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"for the strategy session tomorrow."
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"- Okay. - Okay?"
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"Hey, we're still gonna assassinate him, right?"
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"What the hell is he doing?"
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"Hello, can everyone hear me okay?"
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"No."
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"and today we are here to talk about safe sex."
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"but how many of you out there are sexually active?"
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"I have two partners, often at the same time."
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"Wow. Thank you."
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"Does anyone know what we risk"
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"when we have unprotected sex?"
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"- Heart attack. - Falling in love."
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"Partner dies on top of you!"
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"Yes, but the truth is,"
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"is sexually transmitted diseases."
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"Are these old people really having sex with each other?"
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"Yeah, what'd you think they were doing?"
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"talking about it."
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"Oh!"
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"And the best way to prevent them is to use protection."
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"Well, that's all fine and good,"
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"but what if the banana is soft and mushy,"
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"and doglegs sharply to the left?"
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"Oh, my God, Jerry, when you check your email,"
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"you go to Altavista and type "Please go to yahoo.com?""
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"Well, how else would I do it?"
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"You don't have your email bookmarked?"
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"What's bookmarks?"
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"God, Jerry! You don't deserve the Internet!"
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"I'm going crazy, Ron!"
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"Life without screens is pointless."
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"I made an iPhone out of paper. It's not the same, though."
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"This is the work of a lunatic."
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"You need to detox."
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"Thanks, Ron."
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"And hey, can you give me a ride after work?"
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"There's no chance I can find my way home."
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"simply execute the following maneuver."
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"And stop!"
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"Great job, and very informative,"
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"but we need to stop now forever"
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"Oh, boy."
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"Marcia and Marshall Langman"
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"and her husband, Marshall, is..."
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"vivacious."
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"We at the Society for Family Stability Foundation"
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"object to this smut being taught."
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"It's against Pawnee's"
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"abstinence-only sex education law."
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