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Clips from Friends - The One with Princess Consuela (S10E10)

"Whatever happened to just singing for no reason?"
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"Maybe people found it weird."
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"- Why do you want to leave Ralph Lauren? - What?"
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"- I don't. - You don't?"
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"No, I love-- I love it there."
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"Well, if you don't want to leave, why are we having this lunch?"
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"[WHISPERING] That is my boss."
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"[WHISPERING] That is my boss."
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"That's Hugo Boss?"
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"God, this place is so depressing. If I had to work here, I'd kill myself."
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"But you obviously haven't."
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"- How can I help you? - I need to change my name, please."
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"See, I need to change it because I'm hiding from the law."
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"You're fun."
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"- You need to fill out this form. - Okay. Well, just so I know--"
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"I don't know how it works. My name is Buffay..."
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"...and my husband's name is Hannigan."
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"So is it supposed to be "Buffay-Hannigan" or "Hannigan-Buffay"?"
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"- It can be anything you want. - Well, not anything."
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"Yeah. Anything."
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"Oh, this could take a while."
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"- Get out of my line. - Okay."
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"- Hey. MONICA: Hey, Pheebs."
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"Oh, not anymore. I changed it today."
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"- Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Hannigan. - Wrong again."
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"Apparently, you can change it to anything."
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"So I thought, "All right, here's an opportunity to be creative.""
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"So meet Princess Consuela Bananahammock."
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"That's what we were gonna name the baby."
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"- Phoebe. - Ah, Princess Consuela."
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"- You changed your name to that? - Uh-huh."
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"Okay, so from now on, we have to call you Princess Consuela?"
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"No, I'm gonna have my friends call me Valerie."
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"- Hey, how did the interview go? - Ugh. Not good."
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"Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren."
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"That is a bad interview."
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"What are you talking about? How did this happen?"
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"...and he heard everything."
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"...because I'm not a team player."
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"And then I had to sit there for 45 minutes..."
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"...while he proved that that, in fact, was true."
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"- Oh, God, I'm so sorry. - God."
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"H93'-"
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"What--? What's this?"
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"Why, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here?"
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"- Ross. - I guess it's here..."
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"...because I got tenure!"
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"This is the single greatest day of my professional career."
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"- Gunther. Six glasses. - Six?"
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"Wow, I'm gonna have a loogey in my coffee tomorrow."
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"Ooh. Israeli champagne."
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"And it's vanilla."
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"Hey, Rach, so, uh, how did your thing go?"
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"Oh, good. But I won't hear about that for a couple days."
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"Oh, you know what, you're gonna get it. I can feel it."
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"All right, everybody, here's to Ross."
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"And to years of hard work finally paying off."
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"And to knowing that your career doesn't mean everything."
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"But also knowing it means a lot."
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"But more importantly, to full, well-rounded lives."
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"That center around work."
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"You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired."
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"- Oh, God. ROSS: No, seriously."
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"I have job security for life."
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"You know? I mean, I never have to worry."
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"Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me."
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"[CRYING] No, it's not that. I got fired today."
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"And I didn't get the other job."
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"- Oh, my-- Rach, I'm so sorry. - Oh..."
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"- Great, I feel like an idiot. - No, it's okay. You didn't know."
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"Thank you for letting us see the house again."
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"I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you."
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"Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through."
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"- Aw, so glad you decided to come. - Me, too. Yeah, this place is great."
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"So happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus."
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"- What? - Fungus."
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"Yeah. Place is full of it."
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"No, it's not. We had an inspection and they didn't find anything."
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"Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason."
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"Maybe it's because you hung your head out the window like a dog..."
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"...the whole ride here."
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"Maybe."
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"So this is the living room, huh? It's pretty dark."
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"I think I just saw a bat in the corner."
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"Oh, Joey."
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"We know you're having a hard time with this, but we--"
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"- We love it here. - Fine! If you love this house so much..."
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"...you should live here. I hope you get used to that humming sound."
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"[HUMMING]"
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"- Joey, we know that's you. - No..."
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"...it's not."
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"[CONTINUES HUMMING]"
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"- Hey. PHOEBE: Hey."
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"- Welcome back. - I missed you."
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"- Oh, me too. - So, what's new?"
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"Well, I am no longer Phoebe Buffay."
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"- That's great. You changed your name? PHOEBE: Yes, I did."
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"Meet Princess Consuela Bananahammock."
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"- You're kidding, right? - Nope."
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"- You really did that? - Yep."
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"Why?"
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"Why? It's fun. It's different. No one else has a name like it."
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"Then I'm gonna change my name."
Friends
"Great. Okay, what are you gonna change it to?"
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"Crap Bag"
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"- Mike Crap Bag? - No. No "Mike." No, just "Crap Bag.""
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"First name: Crap. Last name: Bag."
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"- You're not serious, right? - Yeah, I'm serious."
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"It's fun, it's different, and no one else has a name like that."
Friends
"Uh-huh. Well, then great. If you love it, I love it."
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"I do love it. And I love your name. I love Princess Consuela."
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"And I love Crap."
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"Oh."
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"- Who are you? - Oh, hi. I'm Joey."
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"My stupid friends are buying this house. Who are you?"
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"I'm Mackenzie. My stupid parents are selling this house."
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"I hate my parents."
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"I hate my friends."
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"Like what?"
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"Oh! Okay, you come with me and you tell them that the house is haunted."
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