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Clips from Friends - The One with Princess Consuela (S10E10)

"- Okay. Let's hear your great idea. - I don't have any great ideas. I am 8."
Friends
"Ah, there's gotta be a way. I mean, you know..."
Friends
"- My parents say I'll make new friends. - Yeah, sure, easy for you."
Friends
"You're young. Me? I'm set in my ways."
Friends
"This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners."
Friends
"Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?"
Friends
"Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Yeah."
Friends
"Well, if moving here is gonna make them happy, don't you want them to do it'?"
Friends
"Yeah. Maybe."
Friends
"Then you've gotta let them go."
Friends
"Oh, I hate to admit it, but you're--"
Friends
"You're probably right."
Friends
"How'd you get to be so smart?"
Friends
"I read a lot."
Friends
"Just when I thought we could be friends."
Friends
"Oh, hey, Rach. I just heard. I'm so sorry."
Friends
"You still don't know my name, do you?"
Friends
"Well, now I don't have to."
Friends
"Ross, what is taking you so long?"
Friends
"I'm sorry. It's almost as if this wasn't built for a quick getaway."
Friends
"Mark? Oh, my God."
Friends
"MARK: How have you been? - Fantastic. You remember Ross."
Friends
"- Sure. Sure. RACHEL: Oh."
Friends
"What's with the chair?"
Friends
"Uh... You know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so..."
Friends
"Clever."
Friends
"So how are you?"
Friends
"Oh. You're not catching me on my best day."
Friends
"Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't say "big promotion.""
Friends
"No, but it's good. You know, I'm gonna take some time off..."
Friends
"We may have something at Louis Vuitton."
Friends
"Screw charity work. What do you got?"
Friends
"Why don't we have dinner and talk?"
Friends
"- Nice to see you again. - Yeah. Yeah. I got tenure."
Friends
"Oh, my God."
Friends
"See? I told you something good would come along."
Friends
"And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?"
Friends
"Ross, that's Mark."
Friends
"From Bloomingdale's? You were insanely jealous of him."
Friends
"- That is Mark? - Yes."
Friends
"- I hate that guy. - Oh..."
Friends
"No, no, no. You cannot go to dinner with him."
Friends
"- What? You don't want me to get a job? - Yeah, I'm sure he'll give you a job."
Friends
"Maybe make you his "sex-cretary.""
Friends
"I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, okay?"
Friends
"You know what--? Okay, let's talk about it later. There comes security."
Friends
"Oh, I love this street."
Friends
"The trees and the big front yards and the actual picket fences."
Friends
"H93'-"
Friends
"- Hey. Where you been? - Oh, just, uh, you know, looking around."
Friends
"But you know what?"
Friends
"This house is great."
Friends
"Really? What changed your mind?"
Friends
"The little girl who lives here made me feel better about the whole thing."
Friends
"Joey? There was a little girl who lived here, but she died, like, 30 years ago."
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"Joey, now that you're okay with the house, do you want to go see your room?"
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"I get my own room?"
Friends
"You don't think we'd buy a house and not have a Joey room, do you?"
Friends
"Oh, my God."
Friends
"Hey, can I have an aquarium? And a sex swing?"
Friends
"BOTH: No. - Why not? I'll keep the tank clean."
Friends
"After you, Ms. Bananahammock."
Friends
"Thank you, Mr. Bag."
Friends
"Oh, hey!"
Friends
"PHOEBE: Oh, hi, Rita. - How are you?"
Friends
"Good. Oh, Rita's a massage client."
Friends
"Yeah."
Friends
"Why don't you introduce me?"
Friends
"- Rita, this is my husband. - Oh."
Friends
"Why don't you tell her my name?"
Friends
"Okay, I will. This is, uh-- This is my husband, Crap Bag."
Friends
"Crap Bag?"
Friends
"If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap."
Friends
"- Okay. Excuse me. - Yeah."
Friends
"Ugh. Okay, fine, you made your point. Can you please just be Mike Hannigan again?"
Friends
"Only if you'll be Phoebe Buffay."
Friends
"How about, um--? How about Buffay-Hannigan?"
Friends
"I'm Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan-Bananahammock."
Friends
"Do you even know what a banana hammock is?"
Friends
"It's a funny word."
Friends
"It's a Speedo."
Friends
"- Hey, is Rachel here? MONICA: Nope."
Friends
"She's still at dinner?"
Friends
"- I guess. Why, who's she with? - That guy, Mark..."
Friends
"...from Bloomingdale's. She thinks he's just being nice to her."
Friends
"It's seven years ago."
Friends
"My time machine works."
Friends
"We ran into him on the street today, and he said he might have a job for her."
Friends
"But I know he just wants to get into her pants."
Friends
"So, what if he wants to sleep with her? I mean, she's single, and he's cute."
Friends
"Oh, please."
Friends
"...at that woman with the big breasts."
Friends
"For your information, I was staring at her baby."
Friends
"We're about to be parents."
Friends
"Oh, sorry."
Friends
"- Hi, you guys. - Hi. So..."
Friends
"-...how was dinner? - Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet."
Friends
"Oh, yeah? Yeah, I wonder why? What could that smarmy letch possibly want?"
Friends
"Oh, Ross. Come on. He is happily married. His wife just had twins."
Friends
"Should we send something?"
Friends
"How did the job stuff go?"
Friends
"He offered me one."
Friends
"- That's great. - Congratulations."
Friends
"I know, it's amazing."
Friends
"It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren."
Friends
"- The money is great. - Can we--?"
Friends
"Can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along? Huh?"
Friends
"You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out."
Friends
"You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israel's finest."
Friends
"The job is in Paris."
Friends
"I mean, this soap opera is a great gig..."
Friends
"...but am I missing opportunities?"
Friends
"You know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor."
Friends
"I don't know."
Friends
"But you know what? I'm gonna put you on with my bear."
Friends
"Hold on."
Friends
"[English - US - SDH]"
Friends
"Honey, would you want me to take your name?"
Friends
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