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Clips from The Simpsons - Whiskey Business (S24E24)

"Doc Miller should be available."
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"I can't let Mom and Dad know what I did."
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"But I promise I'll take good care of you"
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"until you're well again."
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"No deal! I'm getting out of here."
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"Ooh, wow."
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"And it was my last good bone."
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"There, there, you'll be fine."
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"I'll take care of everything you need."
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"I want a foot rub."
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"Yes, but do you need one?"
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"Nobody needs one!"
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"Now start rubbing!"
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""Sorry, pal"?"
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"Hey, that's common courtesy."
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"Eh, this dump is too filthy"
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"for a man with a positive worldview."
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"Dirt."
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"Another layer of dirt."
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"The perfect floor for doing a happy jig."
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"And now to light up the sign and let the world know"
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"that the new, improved Moe's is open for business."
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"Wow, non-losers?"
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"Huh, I never thought I'd see the day."
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"Gentlemen, what can I get you?"
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"We'll take anything you've got aged 15 years or more."
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"Hmm."
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"Hmm."
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"Well, actually, I do have this bourbon that I brewed myself."
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"It'll either be the best thing you ever had"
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"or the last thing you'll ever have."
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"Mmm. Huh."
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"Wow! Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"Moe, we're venture capitalists."
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"We turn dreams into money that mostly goes to us,"
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"but you get a little."
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"Tell me more!"
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"How many bottles of this"
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"two or 300,000 more."
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"Moe, you got a great product, a fantastic suit,"
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"and we're gonna give you everything you need."
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"Startup money, branding specialists."
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"Corporate jets, private drivers."
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"If your feet touch the ground, we've failed."
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"This is all so sudden."
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"Now it's not. I'm in!"
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"Only one more thing we need to do."
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"Check this out with our focus group."
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"Be honest, now."
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"I've made a lot of mistakes,"
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"but liking this ain't one of them."
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"Every time I call Grampa's phone, I get no answer."
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"Uh, he told me he was gonna nap most of the week."
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"Oh! Oh, good."
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"Well, he needs his sleep."
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"Time for your meds!"
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"Come on, come on, come on!"
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"Call me crazy, but I can't stop betting on dementia."
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"Now, what say we turn the hot water on and off"
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"while your father's taking a shower?"
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"Oh!"
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"Hot, oh! Cold, oh!"
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"Thank God I'm not in the shower!"
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"Hmm."
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"Grampa, we've been spending so much time together,"
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"I almost feel like you're part of the family."
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"Aw."
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"And I've been wondering."
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"Not like I miss having my afternoons free"
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"Absolutely not!"
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"My crotch is crotchety, sitting down makes me uppity,"
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"Okay, okay, just checking."
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""Dear She-Done-Left-Me Records,"
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""Once again, I write protesting your holographic exploitation"
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""of blues icon Bleeding Gums Murphy."
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"of your entire catalogue until you...""
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"That's right, Lisa."
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"And I'm here to beg you to stop writing those letters."
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"You're siding with record companies?"
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"This isn't about money, Lisa."
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"From Tupac Shakur to Dwight Eisenhower,"
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"holograms have introduced some of our leading dead people"
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"to a new audience of people with money."
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"Resetting, resetting."
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"From Tupac Shakur to Dwight Eisenhower..."
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"You're a hologram, aren't you?"
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"No."
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"Resetting, resetting."
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"Have you no shame?!"
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"Does this answer your question?"
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"♪ My name is Princess Di"
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"♪ And I'm here to say"
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"♪ When I watch a DVD, it's got to be Blu-ray. ♪"
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"Take it, Gandhi!"
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"First Bank of Springfield--"
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"say "Mumbai" to high checking fees!"
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"I ain't never been to no fancy rooftop party before."
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"No beer?"
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"That's a pretty big screwup."
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"Moe, we got a special surprise."
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"Then you're really gonna be happy."
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"Hey, that is the most accurate picture of my face"
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"made of girl-parts that I have ever seen."
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"Ah, you're welcome."
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"Anything to celebrate your I.P.O. tomorrow."
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"You know what that is, right?"
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"Um..."
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"Moe, we love your whiskey,"
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"we love your backstory,"
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"in your company to the public."
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"All you do is show up at the stock exchange,"
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"ring the bell, and you'll leave a rich man."
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"Enjoy your last night as a Democrat."
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"Dang it, my suit's stuck in the door."
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"No, no, no!"
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"Moe?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Aw, without my magic suit, I'm nothing."
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"The suit wasn't magic, Moe."
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"Don't you know the story of Dumbo the elephant?"
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