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Clips from The Simpsons - Whiskey Business (S24E24)

"Spent all my time at the pierogi factory."
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"Dab the potato, fold the dough."
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"That was my Star Wars."
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"Well, Dumbo had a magic feather."
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"in him the whole time."
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"So you're saying Moe is Dumbo,"
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"his bourbon is the giant ears,"
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"and we're that flock of racist crows?"
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"The crows weren't racist, the people who drew them were."
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"Okay, I get it, I get it."
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"It wasn't the suit that made the bourbon, it was me."
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"And I can do anything."
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"I made your favorite dinner:"
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"teething biscuits soaked in buttermilk."
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"Oh! Oh! The pain!"
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"You're completely fine!"
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"I've been taking care of you,"
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"giving you love and attention for nothing!"
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"All right, boy, I admit it."
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"I've been faking being hurt, just like I fake"
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"liking those terrible homemade Christmas gifts you give."
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"But Mom said it was a gift made with love."
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"Did she?"
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"No."
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"Even she thought it was crap."
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"But what you did wasn't for nothing."
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"It was the best two weeks"
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"of this final horrible part of my life."
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"Well, you are the first thing I took care of that didn't die."
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"Oh, I hear that a lot."
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"Security, there's a homeless monster up here!"
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"N-Now, let's go make us a fortune, huh?"
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"Look!"
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"It's Quasimodo without the pathos!"
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"of Makers Moe Bourbon, ticker symbol: M-O-E."
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"I'm the CEO, and I promise that I will hand-brew"
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"every bottle with these very hands, huh?"
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"I-I'll supervise production, I'll manage marketing."
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"My face is gonna be on every bottle!"
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"made in America."
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"Glad you're back, Moe."
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"At least I don't have to train the new bartender"
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"to make what I like-- beer to the top."
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"Not today, old friend."
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"But don't worry, holidays are just around the corner."
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"Oh, boy."
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"All right."
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"'Cause this time,"
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"there's no one that's gonna save me!"
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"It's you, you little puke."
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"Homer Simpson!"
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"Aw, that, hey, that's really sweet."
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"Maybe I should come, too."
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"Just like the movies I like to watch."
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"♪ And you'll feel better"
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"Like the one pair of blue pants I bought Homer 20 years ago."
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"I can't take them off anymore."
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"No tents, no barrels, no kiddie pools."
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"That's me?"
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"Hey, thank you, guys. Thanks."
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"Uh, check."
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"All the greats are here:"
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"I got you, Grampa!"
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"Well, why the hell am I down here?!"
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"I was supposed to be in charge of you."
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"Rub harder!"
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""I call for a boycott and girl-cott"
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"Sonny Rollins?"
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"This building's got 98 floors!"
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"Midge, uh, the suit got a little mussed up."
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"He thought he needed it to fly,"
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"Hey-ya, guys."
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"Hey-hey-hey, I'm your partner, Moe."
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"♪ I really need to learn"
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"My tailbone!"
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"Thanks. Thank you so much, Ken and Glen."
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"And just so you know I mean business, here's an ear!"
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"My name is Moe Szyslak"
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"What's the point?"
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"All right! All right!"
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"♪ You'll feel better, you'll feel better ♪"
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"and we love that suit that hangs off you"
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"Except stand up."
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"I was."
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"Moron."
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"Moe, this trip is about turning your life around."
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"Bart, you're in charge of Grampa."
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"We're all gonna chip in and get you a new suit."
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"What about that snoopy girl reporter"
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"and chuck them down this thing."
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"Sorry, pal."
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"So, what do we think?"
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