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Clips from The Simpsons - Whiskey Business (S24E24)

"Hi, I'm looking for a Mr. Ron,"
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"first name Moe."
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"Moe Ron?"
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"I am gonna tie a rope around your neck and hang..."
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"And that's why libraries use newspaper rods."
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"Whoa!"
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"I know CPR!"
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"I took a class where you do chest compressions"
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"to a Bee Gees song."
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"Too on the nose."
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"♪ 'Cause we're living in a world of fools ♪"
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"♪ Breaking us down"
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"♪ When they all should let us be ♪"
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"♪ We belong to you and me"
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"♪ I believe in yous."
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"Now, wait a minute. Got to make sure you're okay."
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"Who's the president now?"
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"Some jerk."
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"He's back!"
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"I really want to thank you all."
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"Same old stinking world."
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"Ah, this post-suicide afterglow gets shorter every time."
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"The woman I love!"
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"for Maggie two hours ago!"
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"Well, uh, I was just leaving, but Moe..."
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"had an accident!"
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"What kind of accident?"
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"I, uh, may have tried to end it all."
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"I wasn't even good at that."
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"Excuse me, will you?"
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"That poor man."
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"We've got to do something to change his life."
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"We could write on his face when he passes out."
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"No, no, it has to be something big"
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"that'll change his whole outlook."
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"Hey, can Noosey come, too?"
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"With the three desperate balies that you see every day."
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"Four guys, a chick and a noose."
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"Ooh, you're a good eater today, Maggie."
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"♪ There's a swinging town I know called ♪"
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"♪ Capital City"
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"You'll look like the richest dog in the world!"
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"Lighten up, man. The big city!"
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"Wow, look at all them countdown clocks."
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"Acres of rainforest left, deaths by lung cancer."
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"All I see is two million people happier than me."
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"Moe, I know things haven't been easy for you,"
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"but you're with people who love you"
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"in the most exciting of the twin cities."
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"Capital City has a twin?"
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"Moved to California to be a star,"
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"but it just turned into Glendale."
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"So what do you say, Moe?"
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"Will you give me a smile?"
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"Well, I'll try."
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"Maybe if I just tilt my head back here."
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"That a boy!"
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"♪ You'll feel better, much better ♪"
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"Okay, Moe, one more surprise."
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"Gentlemen's Whorehouse?"
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"No, no, it's a Wearhouse."
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"A new suit?! Oh, ho, ho!"
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"I'll be the best-dressed john in the whorehouse!"
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"But, listen, are you guys sure you want to spring"
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"for something that expensive?"
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"They're like a wedding ring;"
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"Oh, Moe, this suit really brings out"
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"the herringbone in your eyes."
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"Hmm."
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"Nah, it's a 44 long. I wear a 38 hunched."
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"Got anything for a man my size?"
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"Absolutely not."
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"Tent, eh?"
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"Hmm."
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"No husband of mine is wearing a tent."
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"Thank you, fashion police!"
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"And look over there, Moe."
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"It's a brand-new day!"
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"Okay, final checklist."
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"Checklist ready? Check."
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"Mom and Dad still gone?"
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"that's always hanging around?"
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"You mean my sister?"
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"She's your sister?"
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"The plot thickens."
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"Clueless little Lisa doesn't suspect a thing."
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"for him to get me tickets to this amazing jam session."
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"Jellyroll Jones, Boston Cream Basie,"
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"Birthmark Billy Jackson, Grabass Walker,"
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"the Fatneck Sisters and..."
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"Bleeding Gums Murphy?"
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"♪ I got this bratty brother"
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"♪ He bugs me every day"
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"He's dead."
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"I lay a saxophone reed at his grave every year."
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"Lights and magic, Lisa."
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"But I took a bunch of stuff anyway."
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"Well, maybe if it's in good taste."
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"Aw, come on."
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"Five seconds to slip-off."
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"And four, three..."
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"Boy, what are you doing up here?!"
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"Also, what am I doing up here?"
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"Bart, you said your grandfather wouldn't bother us."
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"I gave him a caramel."
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"He should have been chewing for hours."
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"I couldn't unwrap it!"
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"Hold, bolo, hold!"
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"I don't want to die!"
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"I want to still be a burden!"
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"Please be okay."
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"♪ How deep is your love? How deep is your love? ♪"
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"Boy?"
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"Yes, Grampa?!"
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"Kiss my forehead."
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"I'm not gonna die today."
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"Aw, that's so sweet."
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"Let's get all our grandfathers"
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"Shouldn't I see a medico?"
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"If the Wilsons' calf is birthed,"
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