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Clips from American Dad! - Choosy Wives Choose Smith (S04E04)

"- Oh, we have a good back-and-forth, you and me. - [Chuckles] I've had better."
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"- [Metal Clinking] - [Horse Blusters]"
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"[Sighs]"
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"Oh, man. He's handsome!"
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"- Let's get out of here. I look like hell. - Excuse me. Outdoorsman."
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"he flies here for fresh air and horse rides."
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"Oh, hey. Here comes Travis now."
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"[Whinnies]"
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"I have no idea who you guys are..."
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"L-l-l- l- Ro- Ro- Roger-r-r-r-r."
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"I like to help people. It's kind of my thing."
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"In fact, I'm on my way right now to birth a calf with John Cougar Mellencamp."
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"Makes his guitar picks out of the sun-dried placenta."
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"- Hyah! - [Whinnies]"
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"My God. He's perfect."
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"He makes me look like you, and you look like you... with your shirt off."
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"- What? - I can't believe it."
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"Francine got robbed of this guy and had to settle for me."
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"Did I keep her from the man she was supposed to be with?"
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"- I have to find out. - Oh, God."
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"Instead of just talking this through with Francine, are you gonna do something crazy?"
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"- Most likely. - Oh, yeah. It's gonna be a wild ride."
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"Strap me on. Wait. Did I say " on"? L-l- I meant strap me in."
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"Because I had to see how I stacked up."
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"Travis is manly, kind, generous."
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"And handsome. Don't you dare forget handsome."
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"Hear that? Your true love's handsome."
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"Stan, you're my true love. I chose you."
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"For the last time, I love you, and I'm happy! Now leave me alone!"
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"Wow. Travis really dodged a bullet with that nad-smasher."
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"I told you. It scratched me."
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"It was probably terrified."
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"- Careful, Snot. - You just gotta be gentle."
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"Chick-a, chick-a."
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"- You gotta go chick-a, chick-a, chick-a. - [Groans Softly]"
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"There you go, silly tummy."
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"What were you so worked up about? This guy's a cupcake."
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"You can take it from here. I gotta go trim my mustache for synagogue."
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"Is that it? You were- You were just scared?"
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"Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go slow this time."
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"I never even introduced myself. I'm Steve."
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"I'm gonna call you Simon. Cheek-a, cheek-a, cheek-a, Simon?"
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"Okay? I'm a friend. Yes? You know that now?"
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"Friend? Cheek-a, cheek-"
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"- [Screeches] - Aaah!"
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"Damn it! Screw you, jerk cat!"
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"Son of a whore!"
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"[Man On Speakers] #Close your eyes #"
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"Oh, Stan Smith. You really know how to apologize to a girl."
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"Peabo Bryson on the damn stereo. Mmm, mmm!"
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"- Doin' it right. - [Doorbell Rings]"
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"- Travis? - Hello, Francine."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"- ## [Stops] - I invited him."
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"Francine, you got a great guy here."
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"Um, will you excuse us for a sec?"
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"[Whispering] What are you doing?"
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"I'm giving you the choice you didn't get 20 years ago."
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"Have dinner with him. Look into his eyes."
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"If you choose him, I'll understand."
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"Stan, I already told you."
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"Enjoy the salmon. I left the skin on the bottom."
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"Some people like it, some people don't. Some say it adds flavor."
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"[Whimpering]"
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"# I'm walkin'this road #"
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"# Because you stole my car#"
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"# I'm singin'this song #"
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"# 'Cause you have all my CDs #"
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"# You want me to believe #"
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"# In your love #"
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"# And yeah, I will #"
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"# When you give back my #"
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"# Stuff#"
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"# Oh, oh #"
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"# You have my #"
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"# Love #"
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"# Oh, oh #"
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"# Don't go Don't go #"
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"# Don't go #"
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"# Don't go Don't go #"
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"# Don't go #"
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"# Don't go Don't go ##"
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"He's gone forever. He wanted to say good-bye and let me know he forgives me."
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"What a powerful, powerful wet dream."
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"- Psst! Is he still here? - No, Stan. He left."
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"How, uh- How was it?"
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"Very nice. We had dinner, we caught up, then he went home."
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"- So, nothing there? - Nothing there."
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"- I just had to know. - Well, now you do."
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"So, don't ever question my love for you again."
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"- Okay, Mr. Knucklehead? - Okay, Mrs. Knucklehead."
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"[Both] Mmm!"
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"Come on. Let's go to bed."
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"Let me just charge up with a snack, and I'll meet you upstairs."
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"I hope we have ham. Man, I sure can pump when I'm full of ham."
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"## [Whistling]"
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"Well, someone's happy."
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"- Ow! - Dumbo."
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"Just because Francine didn't hook up with Travis tonight doesn't mean anything."
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"You're the father of her kids. Let's use this hot dog as a metaphor."
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"- I'm not sure what a metaphor is. - Hey!"
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"Look. If you really want to know who Francine would choose..."
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"you have to disappear for a while."
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"Exactly. If she waits for you, she loves you."
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"If she goes for Travis, she doesn't."
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"- Either way, you get your answer. - Yes."
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"Yes. Don't worry. I've got this all under control."
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"Mayday! Mayday! We're going down!"
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"[Screams]"
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"[Roger] Oh, were you doing crash landing? I was doing "found out my son is gay. '""
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"[Seagulls Squawking]"
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"This island is a secret C.I.A. Hideout."
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"so we can watch Francine get the news that I've gone missing."
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"- Then Travis will show up to comfort her. - How do you know?"
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"I invited him over for Sunday brunch."
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"Oh. I thought you were gonna say something funny."
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"No. Not everything is funny, Roger. Sometimes you just have to get information out."
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"Francine got over Travis after about two months, so..."
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"that's how long we'll stay here."
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"Hopefully she'll wait for me."
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