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Clips from American Dad! - Choosy Wives Choose Smith (S04E04)

"But if not, well, I'll have my answer."
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"[Ice Cubes Rattling]"
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"Oh, I stopped listening. If you're not gonna make the effort to be entertaining..."
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"I'm not gonna go the extra mile to listen."
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"[Chuckles] The- " The extra mile.""
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"Like it's so hard to just listen to somebody."
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"- [No Audible Dialogue] - [Laughs]"
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"[Laughing] Roger, you're missing all the fun."
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"- [Rumbling] - Stan, am I drunk?"
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"is that regular size?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"[Both Scream]"
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"- Are you okay? - L- l-I think so."
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"Wait. Wait. Where are my sunglasses? Look for them, damn you. Look for them!"
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"Oh, thank God."
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"L- I can't tell you how much I hate it here, Stan."
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"L- l- I can't-"
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"- Help! - Get a hold of yourself."
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"Hey. There is good news. I overcame my fear of seagulls."
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"- [Sobbing] - [Doorbell Rings]"
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"I got you some supplies. How you holding up?"
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"The Coast Guard called. They've given up the search."
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"- [Sobs] - Shh."
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"Now, now. Travis is here."
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"[Seagulls Squawking]"
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"- [Squawks] - Roger, I think I figured out a way to get off the island."
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"- Is there such a thing as a time crab? - Shh!"
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"You're scaring the gulls. I gotta lasso enough to fly me home."
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"I had the greatest woman in the world, and I've let my insecurity ruin everything."
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"[Squawking]"
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"Ha! Thirteen! That should do it."
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"All right, seagulls. Take me home. Hyah!"
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"Stan, dinner."
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"[Roger Groans] Stan, these gulls are running right through me, you bastard."
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"Seagull bones will make a fine raft."
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"I'll be back to Francine in no time."
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"Toss me a leaf, you son of a bitch. I'm passing a beak over here."
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"I will get off this island. And you know why?"
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"Because Francine loves me, and I know she'll wait for me, no matter how long it takes."
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"- [Laughing] - [Laughing] I've waited long enough."
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"Stan would want me to move on."
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"These rocks will make a fine raft."
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"Oh. Hello. Tying together rocks. Smart. Outside the box."
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"Anyway, just wanted to apologize for all my whining."
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"I realize now that it's been counterproductive."
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"Oh. Thanks, Roger."
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"As you can see, I've fashioned a disguise..."
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"out of seagull feathers for when we're rescued."
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"I'm feeling optimistic. So Ira and l-This is Ira."
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"- [Squawks] - We're gonna collect some driftwood for a signal fire."
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"Because we're optimistic. Ira and I."
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"That's the spirit, Roger. Ira."
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"I'm coming, Frannie. I'm gonna pick you up, hold you in my arms-"
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"It's your fault! You pushed me into this!"
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"- Drown, spaceman. Drown! - [Squawking]"
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"Shut up, Ira!"
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"- So you float, huh? - Yeah. Yeah, it appears so."
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"[Roger] Stroke. Stroke. Stroke."
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"Stroke. Stroke."
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"You know, after this, I could rent myself out to Cubans."
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"Those poor people."
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"I'll take that money up front. Don't you worry."
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"## [Cello: Classical]"
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"- [Cat Meows] - Simon!"
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"[Groans Softly]"
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"You're alive! You came to see me play."
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"[Thudding, Strings Vibrate]"
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"Simon! Oh, it's so good to see you."
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"Oh. Oh, but you-you look awful."
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"You-You're dying."
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"You wanted to be by my side when you passed away."
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"[Gasps] You really do love me."
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"[Purrs, Groans]"
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"Simon? [Gasps]"
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"He's gone. [Sobbing]"
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"Too soon."
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"No. No. It's okay."
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"At least we made amends."
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"Oh. Funny. Here I am holding you..."
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"which is all I ever wanted."
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"Oh, Simon. You're in a better place now."
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"You look so peaceful. Almost as if you were sleeping."
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"- [Screeches] - [Screaming] Get off me, you psycho cat!"
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"- Aaah! - [Yowls]"
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"- [Screeches, Hisses] - [Screams]"
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"[Panting]"
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"[Panting, Sighs]"
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"It's over."
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"- [Screeches] - [Screams]"
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"- [Steve] What is the lesson here? - [Hisses]"
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"This is it, Ira. We're gonna die out here."
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"Oh, there's so many things I never asked you."
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"Like, what's your favorite candy bar?"
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"Mine's a Balance bar."
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"I know they're designed to replace entire meals, but I like 'em as a snack."
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"Hey. Hey. Hey! Down here! Hey!"
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"We're saved! We're saved! Ira, we're saved. Isn't that great?"
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"- [Squawks] - Ira, get back here."
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"- You're the best part of my hair. - Wh-What-What's-What's going on?"
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"- Ira's gone. - There's a ship. We're saved!"
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"Oh. I thought I was your ship."
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"That's okay. See how that boat likes you farting quietly into its deck all day."
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"- Stan, you're back! - Francine, wait."
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"I don't care if I'm your first, second or 19th choice."
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"I'm just glad to be your choice."
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"- [Both] Mmm! - [Travis] Hey, hon."
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"I figured out the best way to bike to the zoo."
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"And you're living here."
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"Which means Francine chose... you."
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"I guess that's what was meant to be."
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"I'll send for my things."
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"Stan, wait. I was just pretending to have moved on with Travis. I choose you."
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"- What's that? - Say again."
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"After I found out you were missing, I was devastated."
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"But then I found all these C.I.A. Surveillance cameras all over the house."
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"Uh, yeah. Maybe I could have hid those better."
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"I figured you had some stupid plan to test me."
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"So I pretended I was moving on with Travis for the cameras..."
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"to make you jealous and lure you home."
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"- What took you so long? - Francine, a tsunami wiped out our equipment."
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