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Clips from South Park - Naughty Ninjas (S19E19)

"What do you know about a little girl named Leslie?"
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"# Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind #"
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"HARRIS: Attention all units"
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"We have a code red."
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"All officers needed at once."
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"- The school? - [ Engine starts ]"
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"Oh, geez Louise!"
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"[ Siren wailing, tires screeching ]"
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"[ Breathing heavily ]"
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"I told you to stop chatting with your friends, didn't I, Leslie?"
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"You see, officers, apparently Leslie thinks"
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"that talking to her friends is more important"
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"than learning about diversity in third-world countries."
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"It's that one."
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"That's her, right there. You remove her from my school."
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"Aah!"
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"This town is outraged, Officer Barbrady."
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"not being held accountable for their actions."
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"You shot an unarmed 6-year-old Latino child."
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"I'm sorry."
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"and the last thing that needs to go."
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"Your gun and your badge."
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"Where should I go?"
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"Latino American."
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"You don't belong anywhere"
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"Hey, quiet down over there. I'm trying to sleep."
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"God damn it. You people all get out of here!"
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"Hey, beat it, man, or I'll make you my bitch!"
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"Aah!"
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"Yeah, we've got a bunch of drug-addict vagrants"
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"trespassing in our yard, and we need assistance."
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"Oh, is that so?"
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"Well, we'd like to come help you,"
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"but we don't want to get fired."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"There's homeless people here, and they're scaring my kids."
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"You need to come do something about this."
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"I see."
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"And are any of these homeless people of a minority persuasion?"
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"Oh, it matters."
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"See, used to be we could beat up minorities, and nobody cared."
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"It's the reason a lot of us joined the force."
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"but not be able to beat up any minorities?"
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"In fact, we're thinking of maybe"
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"What do you think?"
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"- What are they doing?! - They're not coming!"
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"But they have to!"
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"Well, it's just too bad."
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"The cops won't come,"
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"so there's nobody to scare the homeless away."
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"[ Door unlocks ]"
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"I've, uh... I've been let go from the force."
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"Might be a little tough to afford your medication,"
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"but I'll find a way."
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"Who?"
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"Kenny and Token, dude."
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"They're so gay. Butters told me."
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"- You're lying. - No, dude."
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"In those old, abandoned buildings around Kenny's house,"
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"and they dress up and play ninja in it,"
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"trying to scare people away."
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"How is that gay?"
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"Ninjas are fucking dumb!"
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"Dude, come on! We got to go see this!"
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"Hey, guys, did you come to see our ninja fortress?"
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"Oh, my God. They're so gay, you guys."
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"You and Kenny built all this?"
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"Yeah, with Clyde and David, too."
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"It's pretty cool, dude. People are really scared of us."
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"[ All grunting ]"
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"Well, the way I heard it was that the girl in the school"
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"Hey! What do you want?"
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"Just came for a nice pinot."
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"Yeah? Well, go somewhere else, copper."
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"Shi Tpa Town is for people who care about each other."
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"We don't take kindly"
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"to folks who impose their authority"
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"Really?"
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"- Yeah! - That'll show him!"
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"All right! All right!"
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"We've only had a Whole Foods for a month,"
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"So cool."
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"You must promise to uphold the Warrior's code."
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"CARTMAN: Totally, dude. Ninjas are sweet."
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"and keep all intruders out."
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"Dude, can I talk to you for a minute?"
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"Listen, I don't think we should let Kyle be a ninja, okay?"
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"He said ninjas were gay."
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"He's probably gonna try and turn it around on me,"
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"but that's 'cause Kyle knows I heard him."
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"KYLE: You're talking to Kyle right now."
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"Yeah, cool."
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"It's me... Butters."
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"I have problems with lots of things."
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"Hey, Eric, you want to try sparring with me?!"
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"Ooh! Ow! [ Coughs ]"
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"[ All whooping ]"
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"The townspeople say the protest is meant to begin a dialogue"
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"And the citizens they are supposed to protect."
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"# We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell #"
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"# Fuck, fuck #"
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"# But take off the gun so you can see what's up #"
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"# Ice Cube will swarm #"
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"# On any motherfucker in a blue uniform #"
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"# Punk police are afraid of me, huh #"
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"# A young nigga on the warpath #"
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"# And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath #"
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"# Fuck the police #"
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"A shocking report shows"
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"and we fight and stuff."
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"And it's like we can do whatever we want,"
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"and people are scared of us."
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"Then why did you say it was gay before?"
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"Wait, he said this was gay?"
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"That is a total lie!"
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"Why would I say something homophobic"
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"Here you go, old girl."
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"We'll just have to make do."
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"Ew!"
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"Spare a dollar?"
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