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Clips from South Park - Naughty Ninjas (S19E19)

"# I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time #"
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"# Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind #"
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"in the vicinity of South Park Elementary."
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"Barbrady, you go around back."
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"On three."
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"There she is, officers, right there."
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"- [ Gunshot ] - Aah!"
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"You are fired."
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"Bob, I-I used to chase away the sixth graders for you."
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"You're from another time, Barbrady,"
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"And your sunglasses."
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"You should go away."
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"What makes you in charge?"
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"Why does that matter?"
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"Hey, Mitch, you want to go down and arrest some homeless people,"
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"No, thank you."
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"turning the whole department into a hula school."
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"[ Dog whimpers ]"
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"You know me."
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"You guys, they're say! They're totally gay."
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"Kenny and Token."
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"Kenny and Token turned it into a big ninja clubhouse,"
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"It's the gayest thing ever, dude!"
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"Over this way!"
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"Wah, wah, wah!"
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"You guys should come and check it out."
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"Oh, my God, dude. It's a sausage party."
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"Yeah, I'm sure they are."
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"Hey, excuse me, man. Do you know where..."
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"- Go, go, go! - [ Tires screech ]"
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"[ Engine revs ]"
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"wasn't even doing anything, just talking too loud,"
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"on the underprivileged."
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"Now, look, not all cops"
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"are racist, trigger-happy assholes."
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"It is a great honor to see that you all want to be ninjas."
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"To that end, let us proceed to our training."
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"Why do you want to make this a problem?"
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"I'm... I'm just Butters, man."
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"[ All grunting ]"
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"- Aah! Aah! - Aah! Aah!"
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"# And not the other color, so police think #"
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"# For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun #"
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"# Pulling out a silly club, so you stand #"
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"# With a fake-ass badge and a gun in your hand #"
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"Are your children being lured into terrorist organizations?"
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"that some kids in the town of South Park"
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"and, um, this is, like, our fortress,"
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"It's totally rad."
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"Oh, my God! I never said it was gay!"
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"about the way Tweek and Craig make love?"
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"I'm Stan."
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"My wife and I can barely eat or shop."
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"who've turned their backs on America."
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"They've taken over SodoSopa, forced all the homeless out."
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"They're just bad kids,"
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"Son, I've always tried to be a fair dad."
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"Well, Dad, I just r-r-really like being a part of something."
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"But what do you befievein?"
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"What do we believe in?"
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"We believe in something greater than ourselves,"
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"and that by following our strict warrior code,"
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"we believe that our faiths and our traditions"
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"are a way to a greater path... The p-p-path of the warrior."
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"we can defeat all our enemies."
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"People are really freaked out by ninjas."
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"I'm pretty sure the police will help out"
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"[ Hawaiian music plays ]"
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"What? What's that you say?"
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"We don't know what these kids are capable of."
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"Geez. I'm sorry."
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"which leaves us, oh,"
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"all over our gentrified food-and-arts district."
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"Hey, who was it that said fuck the police?"
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"Was that Ice Cube? Tupac?"
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"to do all the difficult, dirty shit"
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"I got to be ready for the luau."
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"where they were playing basketball, remember?"
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"Yeah."
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"And I said, "Ninjas are gay?" But it was a question."
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"You remember?"
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"See, now, Kyle's got everyone remembering it wrong"
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"You cannot trust a Jewish ninja, Butters."
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"TOKEN: You guys, you guys!"
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"So you are the brave children"
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"RANDY: Hey, Barbrady."
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"How would you like to be a policeman again?"
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"I'm a bumbling old fool."
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"but to truly be ninjas, we must face hard facts."
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"It was then that Kyle confessed to me"
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"about how he had brainwashed Butters and Stan into thinking"
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"I had used a homophobic slur to refer to our organization."
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"Black rage."
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"with all the homeless people there."
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"But don't worry. That's all about to change."
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"Soon we'll all have Shi Tpa Town to enjoy again."
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"He's playing ninjas over at Kenny's house."
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"Yeah."
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"[ Middle Eastern music plays ]"
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"- [ Music switches rapidly ] - Scary. Gay. Scary. Gay."
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"Scary. Gay-Scary. Gay-"
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"so then he was saying that I said ninjas were gay."
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"I was made for this, you guys! Please!"
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"David Rodriguez was lucky to live."
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"you have to figure that out!"
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"I said, "Kill some kids?""
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"I'm sorry, but we just can't cover your ass on this one."
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"[ Siren chirps ]"
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"You are being relocated."
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"Hey, you can't kick us out of here, man."
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"Yes."
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"No, those were just ninjas."
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"I told you guys. What did I tell you?"
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"Nooo."
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"Officer Barbrady."
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"Yes?"
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"is a man who truly wants to protect his town."
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"Have you noticed changes lately?"
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"They aren't a coincidence, Officer."
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"They are all part of a plan"
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