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Clips from South Park - Naughty Ninjas (S19E19)

"Mayor, I didn't bust my ass to gentrify this part of town"
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"Mayor, what are you going to do about this?"
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"- It's ISIS! - What?"
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"Why would kids in our town want to be a part of that?"
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"rotten on the inside, probably with shitty parents."
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"I-I don't want to make you angry, but... Why?"
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"and it's lots of fun."
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"Fun?"
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"Okay, we've just got to be really apologetic"
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"and tell them we didn't mean it, okay?"
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"Geez. This is so embarrassing."
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"Officers, there's kids in town who have joined ISIS."
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"We don't know who they are, but they..."
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"The town is in danger, all right?"
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"not enough time to deal with ISIS."
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"All right, look, there's homeless people"
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"If you don't stop these twisted kids, then..."
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"Sorry, but I guess you'll have to find somebody else"
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"I might even kiss a dude."
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"So, then, after you told me,"
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"and Kyle said that ninjas were gay."
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"because he doesn't want to get kicked out of the group."
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"Actual ninjas want to talk to us."
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"What?"
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"Kenny and I both just got"
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"Whoa, dude!"
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"How'd they find out who we were?"
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"They're fucking ninjas, dude!"
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"[ Static hissing ]"
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"who have committed to our cause."
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"We have heard of what you are doing,"
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"And we are very impressed."
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"and we would like to help you however we can."
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"Whoa! Cool!"
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"This is the greatest thing ever, you guys!"
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"Uh, excuse me,"
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"could I just set the record straight on something?"
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"Of course."
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"Should Jews be trusted?"
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"do you see that as being at all problematic?"
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"Extremely."
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"[ MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" plays ]"
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"Hey, buddy."
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"That is not true. Who said that?!"
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"They need me? To do what?"
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"- I don't want to shoot kids! - Shh, shh, shh!"
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"These are really bad kids. Terrorists."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"Shh! Look, look, look!"
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"We were wrong about you. I was wrong about you."
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"back before anybody else ever did."
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"You used to do it all on your own."
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"You're the only cop this town needs, Barbrady."
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"Last night, I spoke in private with our ninja leader overseas."
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"We talked a long time about Jews and the Hebrew faith."
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"He told me a lot I didn't know,"
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"and I was able to tell him some things he did not know."
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"it is abundantly clear to me that Jews cannot be ninjas."
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"I went to Kyle's house to talk to him about it,"
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"and I found this."
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"And he almost got away with it."
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"That's when Kyle tried to kill me."
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"Luckily, I was the faster ninja."
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"When I take the gag off,"
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"he's going to try and tell you that I'm lying now."
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"Who... Who's this?"
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"And I am Token."
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"Why do I do these things, you ask?"
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"[ Gasps ] Oh, Jesus."
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"This chicken tastes like shit. What'd you do to it?"
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"Where's Stan?"
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"Ninjas?"
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"- You mean SodoSopa? - Uh-huh."
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"Wait a minute."
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"[ Japanese music plays ]"
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"[ Middle Eastern music plays ]"
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"Scary."
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"- [ Japanese music plays ] - Gay."
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"Randy, what are you doing?"
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"Scary... Gay! St-a-a-a-an!"
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"No, see, I told Clyde that Kyle said ninjas were gay,"
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"but Clyde thought I was Kyle,"
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"Meaning I as in Kyle."
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"All those in favor"
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"of Cartman being kicked out of our ninja club?"
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"No! You can't kick me out!"
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"I have to be a ninja. They hate Jews."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"I understand you're feeling angry at this town."
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"Please, boys."
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"What were you thinking?"
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"Boys innocently playing ninja, and you pull your gun on them?"
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"Everybody told me they were terrorists!"
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"Oh, he's gonna lay this on us now."
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"but I said it as a question, remember?"
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"There's going to be an investigation and..."
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"You just don't have what it takes"
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"Do you even know what "farm to table" means?"
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"Thank you, officers."
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"Please! You can't take me back to SodoSopa!"
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"ISIS is there!"
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"Ninjas? Oh, that's so gay."
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"[ Door opens ]"
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"You do?"
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"You've been in this town longer than almost anyone."
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"Yeah, a lot of changes."
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"# People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" #"
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"One, two..."
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"- Get her out of here! - Oh, they've got me!"
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"People are tired of the police"
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"No, Mayor, please."
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"You're done, Barbrady."
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"The town doesn't want you here."
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"You should have thought of that before you shot a Mexican."
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"in a town as progressive as this one."
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"'Cause this is my fucking house!"
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"Don't worry, old girl."
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"What?"
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