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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Killer Robot Instability (S02E02)

"MRS. WOLOWITZ: Howard, the phone is ringing!"
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"Here's a crazy idea, Ma: answer it!"
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ: Hello?"
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"All right, hold on."
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"He wants to know why you're not at school today."
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"I don't go to school, Ma."
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ: That's a school. Now pick up the phone."
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"I don't wanna talk to anybody."
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"Cherry, please."
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ: I ate the cherry. All that's left is green."
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"- What's going on? - I don't know."
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"- Sounds like Penny really got to him. - I'm not surprised."
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"Mostly about men from Nantucket and hermits named Dave..."
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"...but he does it with real sensitivity."
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"Hey, Hofstadter."
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"Word around the plasma lab is you built a robot?"
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"Well, if you have any delusions about entering him against the Kripke Crippler..."
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"...in the Southern California Robot Fighting League Round Robin Invitational..."
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"...AKA the SCRFLRRI..."
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"...his name is gonna be Scrap Metal."
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"Leonard, I believe it is."
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"This is trash talk."
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"Trash talk is a traditional component in all sporting events."
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"...because ours exceeds yours in both design and execution."
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"What difference does it make? Fat is fat."
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"Tell you what, forget the SCRFLRRI."
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"There's no guarantee we're gonna go against each other, so let's throw down."
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"We accept your challenge. Name a time and place."
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"- Tomorrow, 3:00, the kinetics lab. - Make it so."
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"What's wrong with him?"
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"We're all pathetic and creepy and can't get girls."
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"That's why we fight robots."
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"If you're not there, you'll be exposed to ridicule."
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"I'm curious, what part of America is that accent from?"
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"- Hey. - Hey, you got a minute?"
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"Yeah, come on in. What's up?"
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"Then have the robot go and get him."
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"- The robot didn't hurt his feelings. - His feelings needed to be hurt."
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"He's been in bed for two days."
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"He's not with a--"
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"Does it really matter who or what he's with?"
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"The-- The guy is devastated."
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"Oh, please. How could I possibly devastate Howard?"
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"Okay, don't take this as a criticism..."
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"...but you do kind of have that overexposed-to-gamma-rays thing going on."
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"What does that mean?"
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"You know. Like, most of the time, you're the easygoing Bruce Banner."
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"Seriously? Gamma rays? Bruce Banner?"
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"Never mind. Just-- Please, just go talk to him."
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"Well, maybe you can go at it from a different angle."
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"Like, you see a glimmer of goodness in him..."
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"...and you only said what you said because you want to nurture it and make it shine."
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"Okay, let's try it this way."
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"Remember the day we first met..."
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"...and you asked me to go to your boyfriend's apartment to get your TV back?"
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"And he was 9 feet tall and he took my pants off and you said--"
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"What was that? What did you s--?"
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"Oh, yes. You said you owed me one."
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"Okay, come on, that's not fair."
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"I came home with no pants."
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"Fine. I'll go over there tomorrow."
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"She's a delightful woman. You'll love her."
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"I don't wanna talk to her."
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"- Hey. - Ma."
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"Was I supposed to tackle her?"
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"So I just came by to see how you were doing."
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"Good."
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"Your mom seems nice."
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"People move away from her on the bus."
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"What do you want?"
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"Okay, look, Howard..."
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"For some things that I have said."
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"So I'm sorry."
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"Fine. You're sorry. Goodbye."
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"So you're okay?"
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"I'm not traumatized by some random comment from some random woman."
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"I mean, get over yourself."
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"...bye."
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"So close."
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"Oh, my God. That's Kripke's robot?"
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"As you can see..."
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"...the Crippler is reducing the Chevy Cavalier to rubble."
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"I can't watch anymore."
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"We've accepted the challenge. We can't run away from a fight."
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"Oh, please. We've spent our whole lives running away from fights."
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"Personally, I can squeeze through a hole in a fence half my size."
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"Well, impressive as that may be, Monte is not us."
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"Monte has no fear."
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"Sheldon, did we all not just watch the same video?"
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"And we can modify Monte so that he's prepared."
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"You wanna prepare him?"
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"How are we gonna make any modifications without Wolowitz?"
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"- Have you heard from Penny? - Not yet."
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"Have faith, gentlemen."
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"Engineering is merely the slow younger brother of physics."
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"Watch and learn."
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"Do either of you know how to open the toolbox?"
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"And then when I was 14..."
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"...I met Marcy Grossman."
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"She was so beautiful."
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"She just got her braces off..."
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"...but they left a little of the overbite."
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"Like a sexy little chipmunk."
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"Aw, that sounds sweet."
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"When it's cold outside"
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"I guess you'd say"
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"Marcy Grossman, Marcy Grossman, Marcy Grossman"
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"Talkin' 'bout Marcy"
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"Grossman"
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"Ha, it's fun."
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"Which brings us to 10th grade."
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"...you try too hard?"
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"What chance do I have if I don't try too hard?"
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"Well, you have a terrific chance."
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"You're smart, you're funny, you have a cool job."
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"- You build stuff that goes into outer space. - I guess."
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"No, look, I've known you for a year and a half..."
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"And you know what? I like him."
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"He's a nice guy."
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"You really think so?"
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