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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Killer Robot Instability (S02E02)

"I don't know."
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"Nice little bot you've got here."
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"What's this do, spin?"
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"Neat."
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"Sheldon, we've gotta call this off."
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"No, Leonard."
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"For years, merciless thugs like Kripke have made my life a series of painful noogies..."
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"...and humiliating wedgies and the insensitively named Indian burns."
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"- Well, that stops now. - Sheldon, we don't have a chance."
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"The only improvement you were able to make..."
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"...was to put fresh batteries in the remote."
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"Overconfidence from his robot's massive size and its overwhelming power."
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"That's not overconfidence. That's observation."
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"Kripke."
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"What is his problem?"
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"Way to bust out the Jedi mind tricks, dude."
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"Standard Robotic Fighting League rules apply."
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"Are you crazy?"
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"The street has no rules."
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"He's right, Leonard. The paradigm is to the death."
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"I will, however, give you the opportunity to concede my superiority now..."
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"Never. I'd rather see Monte dead than in your hands."
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"Ready, set, go?"
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"- Do it. - All right, then."
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"Ready, set, go."
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"We are prepared for anything he can throw at us."
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"Don't hurt us, don't hurt us, don't hurt us."
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"Well, so much for making up for the emotional wounds of childhood."
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"I did this."
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"No matter what anybody says, this is my fault."
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"No one's arguing with you, dude."
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"I got your text. How bad is--? Oi."
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"- He slipped and fell. - Yes."
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"I slipped and fell."
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"In the bathroom."
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"...when you don't treat them with respect."
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"Yeah."
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"They sucker-punch you when your eyes are closed."
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"So, what do you think, Howard?"
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"lt-- It's not that bad, right?"
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"Yeah, no. A little electrical tape, some solder--"
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"I've seen space probes that crashed into the desert that were in better shape than this."
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"Monte's gone."
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"Leonard, you'll play your cello."
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"Penny."
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"Sheldon? I'm sorry."
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"Well, don't get the wrong idea."
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"There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward."
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"You'd be the only doable girl."
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"How is doable anything but a compliment?"
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"Our-- Our tango?"
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"I'm begging you, stop talking."
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"Yeah, excuse me, Penny, but in this room, you're the one who's peculiar."
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"Yeah, you might be right."
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"I work at a university."
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ: Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework?"
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"I don't have homework."
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"I'm a grown man with a Master's degree in Engineering!"
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"Kripke..."
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"Oh, snap."
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"...I withdraw that comment."
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"There are boundaries."
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"He's depressed because he's pathetic and creepy and can't get girls."
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"You didn't get The Incredible Hulk from that?"
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"Oh, and say what? That I didn't mean it? Because I meant it."
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"Hey, I'm a big boy."
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"- Sheldon, we have to call it off. - We don't have that option."
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"Marcy Grossman is sunshine"
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"On a cloudy day"
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"Look at me."
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"No, I do."
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"Run, Monte, run."
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"Okay. Oh, perhaps today is the day we finally find out..."
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"Want me to get you a popsicle?"
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"This is a street fight."
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"That's great."
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"As with my father, I both love and fear it."
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"Yep. At 3400 rpm."
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"Sheldon, honey, aren't you getting a little carried away? I mean, it's just a toy robot."
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"No woman is ever gonna flirt with you. You're just gonna grow old and die alone."
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"It was so hot."
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"...but as you are its maker, clearly the two of you have met."
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"We don't need Wolowitz."
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ: Excuse me, Mr. Fancy-Pants."
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"...your robot is inferior and it will be defeated by ours..."
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"...and this is the first time I feel like I'm talking to a real person."
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"Oh, it's cute."
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"Monte."
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"Um...."
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"About you."
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"I should probably give you a heads up about his mother."
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"...and apparently, I have hurt them."
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ: Howard, there's a blond girl, Patsy, here to see you."
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ: Okay, now she's saying it's Penny."
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"It's your friend, Leonard!"
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"No, don't make it so."
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"Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow. Our engineer is incapacitated."
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"Thank you."
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ: She ran past me."
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"...I just want to apologize."
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"What can make me feel this way?"
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"Howard, do you think maybe sometimes..."
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"What you fail to realize is Kripke suffers from a fatal flaw:"
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"Trust me, Kripke will fall easy prey to my psychological warfare. Observe."
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"You're right."
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"We'll bury him in the morning. A simple ceremony. I'll speak."
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"If that is a result of a glandular condition and not gluttony..."
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