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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Killer Robot Instability (S02E02)

"All right, that's the last servo."
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"Featuring one articulated razor-sharp killing saw..."
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"One, two, three. Unh."
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"...what's inside the Magic 8 Ball."
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"It's an icosahedral die floating in tinted blue water."
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"Man, call spoiler alert before you say things like that."
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"Gentlemen, goggles."
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"All right, what's next?"
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"What the hell?"
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"...Southern California Robot Fighting League Round Robin Invitational?"
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"It's a big deal, heh."
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"Perhaps you'd like to come with me."
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"I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there."
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"Well, that may be a slight exaggeration."
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"But as delicious as the appetizer might be..."
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"But back to you. You think you're some sort of smooth-talking ladies' man..."
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"So, what are you saying?"
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"Nothing is ever gonna happen between us. Ever."
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"Flirting? You think I'm flirting with you? I am not flirting with you."
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"Well, y-- Someone had to say it."
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"You make me wanna kill myself."
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"Now they're just yelling about popsicles."
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"Despite his hard and crusty shell, Howard is a very sensitive man."
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"Do you know he writes poetry?"
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"- Yes, we did, Kripke. - His name is Monte."
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"Come on. Is that really necessary?"
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"Also, I'm given to understand that your mother is overweight."
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"- Let's settle this roboto a roboto. - What do you mean?"
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"You know, unless you're afraid."
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"- I need you to apologize to Howard-- - Get out."
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"Come on. Wolowitz won't come out of his house and we need him for a robot battle."
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"Yeah, probably with a blow-up doll."
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"But then when you get angry, you kind of turn into like, you know:"
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"I turn into a bear?"
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"Oh, pbbt!"
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"What about her?"
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"Who?"
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"I'm fine."
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"I've been informed that you have feelings..."
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"Howard."
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"Okay. Well..."
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"Kripke's robot just had angry sex with a mid-sized automobile."
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"You are overlooking the fact we know what we're up against."
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"Install a bladder and a pair of shorts so he can wet himself."
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"I didn't have the courage to ask her out..."
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"...but I dedicated a song to her at the ninth-grade talent show."
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"Marcy Grossman is the month of May"
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"And then she came up with that sexy little chipmunk mouth..."
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"...and spit in my hair."
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"Yes."
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"I'm aware."
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"It can cut through steel like it was rubber."
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"Good work."
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"I would ask if your robot is prepared to meet its maker..."
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"I wanna make sure that we're all clear."
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"...and offer me your robot as the spoils of war."
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"That could be easily arranged."
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"- Come on, Sheldon, you got this. - Indeed."
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"That's new."
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"- Run, Monte. - Go. Go, Monte, go."
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"- Run, Monte. - Go, go, go."
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"Monte was killed by my hubris and my pride."
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"Forget the robot. What happened to you?"
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"Bounced right off the tub."
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"Yes. Now he knows what bathtubs are capable of doing..."
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"Are you insane?"
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"Just a toy robot?"
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"I know, I got it."
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"The way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex."
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"Behold the Mobile Omnidirectional Neutralization and Termination Eradicator."
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"Or--"
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"...one polycarbonate grinding wheel..."
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"...steel-armor plate exoskeleton top and bottom."
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"Enough horsepower to drive 110 pounds of mechanized death..."
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"...from zero to holy crap in 4.8 seconds."
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"Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?"
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"All right, enough chitchat. Let's destroy something."
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"Okay, what shall be first to taste the wrath of Monte?"
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"Maybe we should start small."
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"Did it when I was 4."
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"How about the toaster oven?"
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"What did the toaster oven ever do to you?"
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"What did I do to Jimmy Mullins in the third grade?"
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"He still punched me in the face with my own fists."
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"Sorry, you little nerd. You were just in the wrong boys' room at the wrong time."
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"Yeah, this is an auspicious moment."
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"Like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong..."
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"...we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event."
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"How about, "Die, toaster, die"?"
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"That'll do it."
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"No, I think I'm just gonna stay in tonight and do laundry."
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"Oh, yeah. This door got the full monty."
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"- Leonard? - Uh-huh?"
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"- A killer robot. We built it. - Yeah, well, it almost killed me."
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"If it wanted to kill you, you'd be dead."
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"So who exactly does it wanna kill?"
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"I'm sorry, are you unaware of the upcoming..."
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"You know, since I moved last year, not all my mail has been forwarded."
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"How is it supposed to be a dance if I'm the only girl?"
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"You're a pig, Howard."
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"- Why don't we work on the robot? - Please, Leonard, not now."
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"Once again, Penny and I have begun our little tango."
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"The carnal repartee, the erotic to and fro."
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"...at some point we will have to succumb and eat the entrée while it's still..."
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"...hot."
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"Look, normally, I can just ignore you."
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"I mean, I get it. You're a little peculiar. Like Sheldon."
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"...but the truth is you are just pathetic and creepy."
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"I am saying it is not a compliment to call me doable."
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"It is not sexy to stare at my ass and say:"
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""Ooh, it must be jelly, because jam don't shake like that.""
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"Most important, we are not dancing a tango."
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"We're not to-ing and fro-ing."
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"Wait a minute. This isn't flirting. You're serious."
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"Thanks for the heads up."
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"- Howard, where are you going? - I'm going home..."
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"...to live my creepy, pathetic life."
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"Wow."
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"- What? - Uh, he said maybe we should enter you..."
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"...in the killer-robot competition."
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