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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa's Wedding (S06E06)

"If only your father was still with us."
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"But he left for work a few minutes ago."
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"Remember we'd always plan my dream wedding, and you always promised..."
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"...to, you know, well, keep Dad from ruining it?"
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"Oh, don 't worry, honey. I guarantee your father will behave."
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"- Mom, it's a Picturephone. - Oh, this? This?"
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"Oh, no. I just got a touch of the rheumatiz."
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"Mom, Picturephone."
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"Hi, Mom. Oh, that's great news about Lisa."
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"They're finally paying me for this."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Yes, but the international market is my focus."
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"Oh, Marge, that's great news."
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"Hey, hey, there with the personal calls, Simpson."
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"But, Mr. Milhouse, my little girl's getting married."
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"Lisa?"
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"My one true love."
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"It's not you, Milhouse. I just don't plan to ever get married."
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"I think I'll write your performance evaluation now, Simpson."
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"I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news."
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"What the...?"
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"Maggie, I need to use the phone."
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"Will that girl ever shut up?"
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"I'll plan everything. We can have the reception at Moe's."
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"Why not have the whole wedding there. We'll do it on a Monday morning."
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"- There'll be fewer drunks. - Don't take this personally."
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"I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding."
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""Whereas Homer Simpson...""
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"Well, these seem to be in order. I'll be in the hammock."
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""Mr. Smithers plus guest.""
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"...for 17 stab wounds in the back. How we doing, boys?"
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"Well, we're up to 15."
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"If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you?"
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"The redhead in the Chicago school system."
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"- Pepsi? - Partial credit."
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"We're invited to the wedding of our only graduate to read at an adult level."
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"It must be Lisa Simpson."
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"Of course, Martin Prince perished in that science-fair explosion."
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"Not quite perished, my lady love."
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"Although some days I wish I had."
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"Hey, I remember you. Mayor Quimby, right?"
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"Quimby, after this fare, get your indicted ass to the convention center."
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"I cut the ribbon at that convention center."
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"Just a couple more blocks to my house."
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"Darling, don't worry. I'm sure I'll get along with your family."
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"As long as they're not squatting in a ditch..."
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"And if they are?"
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"Here they come. Raise the flag."
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"- Oh, Lisa. - Yo, Hugh."
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"What do you think of that?"
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"Dad!"
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"Now throw compost on it."
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"Still warm."
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"You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built."
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"If the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a window box."
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"Oh, Hugh, thank you."
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"Lisa, I love you so much. I'm willing to go through anything."
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"- Are you okay? - I'm fine, Lisa."
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"Fortunately, the compost heap broke my fall."
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"Be a dear, run a bath."
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"Homer, Bart, Maggie, company eating rules."
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"Oh, right."
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"I also crush cars into cubes."
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"On the side, I promote local tough-man contests."
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"I'm getting out all my aggression till I go to law school."
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"So, Hugh, have you heard all the latest American jokes?"
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"Yes, we have that one in England too."
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"I said, pull my finger."
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"Mom, we've got my wedding-dress fitting this afternoon."
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"Maggie, don't talk with your mouth full."
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"Me and Bart will take Hugh out this afternoon."
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"Hugh should take it easy because of his fall."
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"The only thing bruised in that fall was my spine."
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"- I'll be delighted. - Great."
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"Pull my finger."
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"So this driving on the left makes you feel more at home, huh, Hugh?"
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"And tonight, the following celebrities have been arrested:"
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"Remember, if you see any celebrities, consider them dangerous."
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"You know, I rather like this pub."
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"An English boy, eh?"
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"You know, we saved your ass in World War II."
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"Well, we saved your ass in World War III."
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"- That's true. - There's something I want you to have."
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"My dad gave me his cuff links to wear on the day I married Marge."
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"They brought us good luck. I couldn't imagine a happier marriage."
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"We don't have many traditions in our family."
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"Well, I'd be honored..."
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"...to wear those things."
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"Hey, watch those virtual darts."
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"I'm trying to play virtual pool."
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"You know, Fox turned into a hardcore-sex channel so gradually..."
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"It's so great to have the whole family together under one roof."
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"I never realized how much I missed it."
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"Listen to the murmurs in the next room. The house is full of life again."
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"Keep it down in there!"
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"All right, Dad."
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"I'm sorry I left you alone with Homer and Bart."
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"No, no, honey. We had a fine time."
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"- How'd you get that gash? - When we hid in the Dumpster..."
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"...after the fire alarm went off in the pornographic-magazine warehouse."
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"You are so good to put up with all of this."
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"Oh, don't be silly, Lisa."
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"Everything's fine. Really."
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"Now, go to sleep. We have a big day ahead of us tomorrow."
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"A big, long day."
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"Lisa, I can't believe it's your wedding day already."
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"Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean, Milhouse."
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"Oh, Milhouse doesn't count."
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"Something new is the wedding dress."
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"Something borrowed is this antique brooch from Hugh's mother."
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"- Here. - Oh, Mom, thanks."
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"Wow, Lisa. Looking at you makes me wanna get married for a third time."
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"I met a really nice exotic dancer at Hugh's bachelor party."
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"- Hugh didn't have a bachelor party. - We had one in his honor."
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"I had one in his honor."
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"I went to a strip club."
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"Well, here goes nothing."
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"Mum, Dad..."
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"- How do you do? - Hey. How are you?"
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"You know what's great about you English?"
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