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Clips from The Simpsons - Half-Decent Proposal (S13E13)

"Hey, computer geek"
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"You will be connected in no time"
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"Why didn't you sink your claws into him at the prom?"
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"Yeah. He was warm for your form."
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"Well, he seemed like a sweet little shrimp."
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"But then he turned into an octopus."
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"Marge. Marge, you know you can't resist my busy hands."
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"Well, I think you should get in touch with him,"
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"Are you nuts? E- mail, female."
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"You just tell us what you want to say."
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"Dear Artie."
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"Dear Hottie."
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"Watch me!"
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"Anti-trust suit. Anti-trust suit..."
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"Well, isn't that a coincidence?"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Ooh!"
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"Hey, a helicopter's landing on our lawn."
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"Let's approach with caution."
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"Unguarded breakfasts. The sweetest taboo."
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"I'm not surprised you want me back in your life."
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"if you misspell party. Or Artie."
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"Married? Was it consummated?"
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"What's going on?"
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"I've told you before, it's rude!"
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"Hey, Marge! It's that guy who couldn't get any off you!"
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"How would you all like to take a ride with me?"
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"You're the old flame."
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"Yes, I do have everything,"
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"with your wife."
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"How much sex would be involved? Because if it's some..."
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"No, no, no. All I want is to show her"
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"Artie, that's a sick idea."
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"Just think about it!"
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"I mean, Arr-tie!"
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"Hey, where's our parents?"
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"Hey, Marge, I just thought of something."
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"What?"
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"No way, no how. I'll get used to the snoring."
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"Besides, I like some of the noises you make in bed."
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"Wow! Homer, that was amazing!"
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"Honey, did you get any sleep?"
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"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"Are you snoring while you're awake?"
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"You need that surgery. We'll have to call Artie."
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"And by funny stuff, I mean hand-holding,"
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"as untouched as Bill Gates' weight room."
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"Remember, Homie, I'm doing this for us. See you on Monday,"
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"This round's on me, Moe! I got a big payday coming."
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"I didn't sell her. I just rented her to an old boyfriend."
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"Gee, a million bucks."
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"Looks like everyone's a winner."
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"Marge gets a great new life..."
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"And you get more sprawl space on the bed."
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"Wait. You really think Marge is gonna fall for this guy?"
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"Even after I bought her that hockey fight tape?"
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"I'd dump your ass. Me, too."
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"He's like a spy in the house of Moe."
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"Oh, God, you're right. I gotta get her back before it's too late!"
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"We're taking a trip through time."
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"No."
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"Backwards! To the sexy '70s!"
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"Oh, my God! Artie, it's our senior prom."
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"a thousand bucks to pretend it's the '70s."
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"Precious and few are the moments we two can share"
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"Come, dear. We can dance all night."
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"The band hasn't worked since the wrap party for James at 16."
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"Some say they're cursed."
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"Oh, my God, it's our high school prom!"
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"And once again I have no date!"
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"Simpson!"
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"Hello, Dondelinger."
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"You're not on the guest list, Simpson. Orders of Prom King Ziff."
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"And have you been drinking?"
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"Just for 25 years."
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"Let's go, mister."
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"Oh."
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"You're very sweet, but no fake prom"
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"could make me forget my husband."
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"about moi the way I feel about toi,"
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"but before the evening ends,"
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"Oh, no! If Marge marries Artie, I'll never be born!"
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"I knew this weekend was just an excuse to get in my mouth."
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"Keep your money. I'm going home."
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"Stop looking at me! Keep dancing!"
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"Don't you know how to dance?"
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"Oh, guys, it was horrible. I saw Marge kissing a far superior man."
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"Well, if it makes you feel any better,"
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"he's probably doing her right now."
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"Oh, yeah. Make me the bad guy."
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"My life here is over."
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"Lenny, how'd you like to leave town with me and never come back?"
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"Sounds like a plan."
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"Then it's settled."
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"We leave Springfield forever."
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"That's $912."
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"Send the bill to Baron Von Kiss-a-lot."
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"No problemo."
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"Okay, who's the wise guy?"
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"Oh, Homie, I'm so glad to see... A tape on the bed?"
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"Marge, if you're watching this"
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"how to work the camera. Last night I crashed a certain fake prom."
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"Homer was there?"
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"I saw something terrible and I can't even say it."
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"Kiss me, Artie."
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"With pleasure."
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"Homer's a big jerk."
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"Ooh."
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"The next time you see my name will be in the hobo obituaries."
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"Don't worry about the kids. I'll drop them off with Patty and Selma."
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"Patty and Selma? Screw that!"
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"Just run the camera, you little..."
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"Goodbye, my darling."
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"Oh."
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"It's no good. Everything reminds me of Marge."
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"I know what you're going through."
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"We're coming up on Mount Carlmore."
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"What did Carl think?"
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"Do you have any jobs for a man who wants to die?"
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"I'll put you on rig 13 as soon as they burn off the corpses."
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