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Clips from The Simpsons - Half-Decent Proposal (S13E13)

"Oh. Quick and pointless. That's the death for me."
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"He checked out 10 books on oil rigging"
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"in the West Springfield oil patch."
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"What happened now? Homer bowled a 300 game?"
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"Grampa, that happened a year and a half ago."
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"We have to go save Homer."
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"But West Springfield's three times the size of Texas."
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"We'll never find him there."
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"Unless..."
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"I really appreciate you helping me find Homer."
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"Think nothing of it, Marge."
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"Of course."
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"Does that work on anyone?"
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"But when it does, hello!"
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"Another oil well successfully capped."
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"Oh, no! This is how Faceless Joe lost his legs!"
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"Looks like we're goners. Oh, well. Circle of life."
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"So I can watch my wife spend the rest of her life"
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"in the arms of another man?"
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"I don't think so. Good day!"
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"There's nothing on that helicopter for me."
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"Don't be so sure."
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"We can't take his money."
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"Why don't I just lie down and die?"
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"you should've learned from all this,"
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"it's that I'm rich, rich, rich! And now,"
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"I'm Artie Ziff!"
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"With his latest invention, the snore converter."
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"I travel the world and the seven seas"
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"I am watching you through a camera!"
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"Cool! Mom's on drugs."
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"She left Homer? I'll get the Champale."
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"Also available with lyrics."
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"What a catch."
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"Mom, did you sleep well at your sisters'?"
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"Here's to a happy, well-rested Marge."
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"Oh."
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"but you should know I'm happily married."
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"Plus at least two of those other surgeries I desperately need."
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"goo-goo eyes, misdirected woo,"
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"Hello, Artie."
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"Forwards?"
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"Watch me!"
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"I'm leaving you, Marge."
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"Now, I believe there's the little matter of the million dollars."
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"And our marriage."
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"What'd I miss? Anything good?"
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"I can't print my own money. I have to work for money."
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"I gotta hand it to Artie Ziff, Marge."
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"English - US - PSDH"
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"Artie, get off of me!"
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"and he lets me feel his boobs."
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"Goodnight, Homie."
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"She's not on drugs. She couldn't sleep"
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"Spill it, moneybags."
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"Yah!"
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"Marge!"
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"Dream"
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"Well, I suppose I could write him a letter."
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"Congratulations on your recent TV appearance."
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"Artie Ziff?"
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"Homer, I will give you $1, 000,000"
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"Whoo! Mmm."
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"I'm taking him to Dr. Hibbert's this afternoon."
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"This job will be perfect."
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"but yet I often wonder what life with Marge would've been like."
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"But Homer..."
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"Climb up!"
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"Something indoorsy."
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"Burn, baby, burn"
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"Artie, thanks for saving my life."
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"and a book called Dying for Dummies."
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"Artie! Artie, no! Stop!"
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"Pretty much, yeah."
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"Oh-ho. Trouble in paradise."
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"Homer, Marge, I have a rather delicate proposition."
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"Come on, Homer. We're leaving."
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"You'll win her yet, Artie."
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"That's very sweet, Artie."
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"may I request an innocent peck on the cheek?"
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"Get off me, you little nerd!"
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"Okay."
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"This just arrived, Herr Baron."
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