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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - E My Sports (S30E30)

"¶ You share in the fame ¶"
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"This is still part of the dream, Homer."
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"On it. Nelson, get ready to back me up"
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"On my way."
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"-It's a trap! -They're ganking me."
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"Son, the rules say that we get to swap in"
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"-Rudy got to play. -I didn't say which Rudy."
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"(gasps) I am."
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"(gasps) I do."
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"Also, if I lose."
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"ANNOUNCER: The match is canceled. No refunds."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Remember when I said I'd punish Bart"
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"-on three... two... -(explosion)"
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"I guess so. Your father is showing an interest in Bart,"
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"On that game."
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"Make him quit. (groans) Geez."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know what, kids?"
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"Childhood's over. It's time for work."
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"I love how it doesn't fill the cup."
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"¶ World. ¶ Yes, Marge?"
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"-Oh, that is great. -Ha. Excellent coaching."
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"it could be life-changing."
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"Girls trip to South Korea."
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"You have to destroy it."
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"-(crowd groaning) -No! Not now."
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"(snoring)"
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"Although, I lost that, too."
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"Ladies, relax."
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"I can't shut it off."
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"Yep, tough love. I'm his father, not his best friend."
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"Stay out of this. I did not bribe him."
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"I'm really gonna do this. Here I go."
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"Such a carefree signature, before the Great Recession."
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"My dad said we could all go to Krusty Burger."
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"I'm gonna blow your minds"
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"-Quit while you're ahead. -KIDS: Huh?"
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"as good of a father as I should."
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"and YergaPunch streams."
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"and we'll back you up with Sophie and Milhouse."
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"THE DETONATOR: Linoleum, linoleum."
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"Once I cut those out, my lag time went way down."
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"I'd be mad if you didn't."
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"That's nice, honey."
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"Amazing Zen."
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"Time for the lava quadball."
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"There's no Bart."
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"-That young man will... -How did you punish him?"
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"Focus, Nelson, focus."
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"then I'm gonna behave badly, too."
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"(shower running)"
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"Homer, take care of your son."
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"All right. Do not tell your mom,"
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"but I'm gonna say yes, one last tournament."
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"look at it."
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"where you can make real money."
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"You only have one childhood, kids. Enjoy it."
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"-Players? In the country? -Bigger."
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"to surround their spawn points."
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"but if I equip this staff that lets me cast lava quadballs..."
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"Sucks to be old."
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"It's how long Malcolm Gladwell needed to think it up."
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"That's Flanders' job."
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"¶ There's nothing in our lives that we ever really did ¶"
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"-¶ Wake him up at 5:00 ¶ -(air horn blows)"
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"¶ Live, live through your kid ¶"
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"Yes, you are, and you don't even know why."
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"Poke and harness those trolls."
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"Respawning in 30."
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"(cheering)"
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"And the diamonite mine he planted in the dragon turds"
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"in Seoul, South Korea, while the Canadian team is out."
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"but now one of my dreams is within my grasp."
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"Oh, no. This is never, ever good."
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"That's why I chose you."
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"I'm gonna need a lot of glue."
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"I'll start."
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"Mom, you're tidying it."
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"and the Evergreen Terrors have a narrow lead"
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"where is Coach Homer Simpson?"
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"We're gonna win. Dad's crazy coaching worked."
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"Dad, I don't think you've quite grasped the religion."
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"Your son has a chance to be well-adjusted."
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"Civilized annihilation."
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"Marge, the boy just may be learning some life skills."
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"(Lisa humming a tune)"
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"Oh, my God, he's playing with himself!"
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"Please, Dad, can I play in this one last tournament?"
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"Now to hand you your prize money, which is $1,000 cash."
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"I've never held this much money in my hand all at once."
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"Okay, team, take a break and meet up for practice in 30."
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"like the one I made fun of at the Hibberts'."
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"Nerd lingo. Saves so much time."
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"(dramatic orchestral music playing)"
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"Hey, I have a name, although I've forgotten it."
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"¶ Live, live through your kid, homeschooled by his mom ¶"
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"MAN: No uniforms?"
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"I'm going to spend my time oil painting,"
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"but my wife says not in the house."
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"It'll be great, Lisa. We'll have girls time here."
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"Bake cookies, see the movies we want to see."
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"I'm holding onto a thin rope here,"
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"I'll lose my grip."
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"Great. Now I feel guilty I stole his shoes."
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"ANNOUNCER: We're in the late game,"
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"Zen. Remember your Zen."
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"We don't want you anymore. You blew it."
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"...and aggravated you at Aggravation."
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"(grunts) Such a good father."
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"Jinx. You me a Coke."
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"GG!"
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"Now I hit control-six to defile their corpses."
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"(both laughing)"
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"there's only one reason he's in the bathroom that long."
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"Just one thing-- they actually pay you?"
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"Whatever. Just meet in 30."
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"This isn't like baseball or politics"
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"That's right, sweetie."
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"I don't directly tell your mother anything bad."
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"(singsongy): Look who's a dad. Look who's a dad."
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