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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - E My Sports (S30E30)

"(chuckles) With a young man that age,"
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"Oh, thank you, Dad."
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"We win! And it's all because I let them do it."
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"-It's a video game. -What?"
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"Not too hot; like the top of a toaster"
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"-It's over for me. -Why?"
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"(stopwatch dings)"
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"-No. -What the...?"
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"Homer Simpson? Go right in."
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"My son is four."
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"¶ Living through ¶"
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"¶ Your kid. ¶"
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"in case their heroes engage on me."
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"Springfield is going to the world championships"
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"-Yo, what the...? Oh, come on, what's that all about? -(grumbling)"
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"because they teach something there so special, so magic,"
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"Milhouse, can I have a word with you?"
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"Good boy. You're our Rudy."
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"You know, I don't want to be here."
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"These are salt mandalas."
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"Start pouring the salt."
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"Yum. Mm."
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"-We don't. We destroy it. -What?"
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"Now you just have to do two more."
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"of striving for worldly things?"
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"Don't you laugh, Missy."
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"against the Brazilian Blowouts, but..."
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"Out of nowhere, the mind comes forth."
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"So beautiful. Must destroy."
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"I'm a winner in the game of Life."
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"(Bart chuckles)"
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"Kill! Die! Die! Get wrecked, newbs!"
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"That means "good game.""
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"Mom, do you agree with this?"
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"First prize is a thousand bucks."
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"Hmm. Hmm?"
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"You're all gonna get a lesson from The Detonator."
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"with a light, quick stroke"
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"after an underdone bagel."
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"(sighs) Time in a bottle, man, time in a bottle."
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"Just yesterday, I turned 19."
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"He taught us all he could. Now it's up to me."
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"-KIDS: Maybe! -Hit the music!"
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"I know what's coming."
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"(imitates crying) "Daddy, what are you doing?""
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"¶ Or cruel to play this game ¶"
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"¶ They'll surely come to hate you ¶"
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"-Yay! -Yay!"
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"(laughs) Not a clue."
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"They're control-sixing my corpse."
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"And I am, too."
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"Hey, sweetie, what's going on?"
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"I'm only talking to you now to prove a point."
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"You've been spending all your time with Bart,"
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"and you haven't paid any attention to me at all."
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"thoroughly appropriate guilt for what this family does to me,"
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"Pringles are for champions only."
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"So how do we get it home?"
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"Now do you see it? Do you see the meaninglessness"
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"I am going to stop being so driven and ambitious..."
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"Competition is meaningless."
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"To strive is to fail."
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"(crowd shouting)"
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"Well, it has been pretty peaceful around here."
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"(groans) I'll never be able to pay that bet."
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"Well, if that's how things work,"
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"Bart's been in the shower for an hour."
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"Skunk sprayed him good."
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"We have to stop this right now."
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"Oh, yeah, show me some Gs, Odgenville."
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"-(machine whirring) -Ooh! What's the occasion?"
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"The occasion is that I haven't been"
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"Oh, I haven't landed on it yet."
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"It doesn't matter. Have some coffee."
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"His name is The Detonator."
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"Kids, make sure you're in a chair that spins."
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"THE DETONATOR: Notice my finger is clicking the mouse"
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"Milhouse, make sure you're in position"
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"and control the map."
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"Pro tip: Going over the belt saves time."
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"(somber medieval music plays)"
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"You're a ragtag bunch without any sponsors"
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"Are you kids ready to turn this thing you like"
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"I've noticed how much time you've been spending with Bart."
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"Guys like that don't end up in jail."
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"(gasps) Tiger Woods' father."
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"¶ But that's later on ¶"
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"We're gonna win."
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"It's coming, Gordy."
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"is exploding now."
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"And I know you're just gonna respond with a,"
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"Pretzels, M&M's, Pringles."
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"Where are you taking us?"
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"Are you sure these are safe here?"
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"This is what I was talking about."
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"I worry about it in my carry-on."
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"Are you happy now? Because..."
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"You have been wasting your talents bowling."
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"-(both gasp) -It is the Buddha."
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"(slow piano version of "Suicide Is Painless" plays)"
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"-Also, we're out of almonds. -(Homer groans)"
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"How old is she?"
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"Someone wedged a seasonal Tuscan focaccia in the lever!"
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"which is good."
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"(groans) Actually, this bibliography could be improved."
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"He's playing that game in the shower?"
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"Sorry, boy, you're through."
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"Group up. Time to put these suckers away."
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"uh, this thing I don't understand at all,"
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"It'll be nice to have some kids in there again,"
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"after what the monkey did during that birthday party. (groans)"
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"You won one video game tournament."
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"You're never too old to sit on Daddy's knee."
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"That's wonderful. Coaching what?"
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"and his HitForm, InstaBox, Gibtrack, Buzuba,"
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"Whoo-hoo."
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"My dad's been engaged 20 times. I know what to do."
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"I'm afraid he's going to wind up in jail."
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"But will you also coach him to be a good man?"
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"¶ Because when they win at Pebble Beach ¶"
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