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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - E My Sports (S30E30)

"-(groans) -(doorbell rings)"
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"I think Bart has what it takes to be top ten."
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"-World? -Yes."
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"which is how, Bart, you should drop diamonite mines"
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"Okay, these Water Mages have fuel tanks on their backs,"
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"Made it longer than most in this crazy biz."
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"Damn it, they got me."
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"Bart and I are going to South Korea."
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"because if Bart and Dad go to Seoul and I miss out,"
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"Send in the riot police."
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"One brief note: Our in-flight entertainment system"
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"(Lisa grumbles)"
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"Everyone is really getting along."
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"after he got us... banned from the buffet?"
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"(dance music plays)"
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"-To play a video game? -That's right."
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"Let me just, uh... (chuckles)"
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"Because you wanted it yourself. Let me pod you, my dear."
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"Don't argue. It's true."
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"Sophie, when they make their move, go in and engage."
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"Shaking, flushing and hand washing"
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"But you were gonna mold my team into winners,"
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"Anyway, I'm gonna go work for my uncle. He owns a tile store."
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"mostly because he was racist, but I'm crying now."
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"-Do we get uniforms? -No. No uniforms."
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"that'll have everyone rooting for you."
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"into something that will consume every waking minute?"
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"¶ Never made it to the show ¶"
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"¶ Right at his head ¶"
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"Hold on a minute."
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"-You've got rejection muscle. -Fine."
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"and bought him a top-of-the-line computer gaming rig."
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"I'll show you! I'm gonna... tear up my homework."
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"with a little bit of hard-earned advice:"
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"I need to get more involved in Bart's life,"
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"What's an A.P.?"
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"-You're right. -Where is he?"
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"-(bones crack) -Ow, my knee! Get off! Get off!"
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"Okay, now I'm using that quick mouse stroke here and here,"
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"THE DETONATOR (over headsets): All right, I'm walking"
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"Okay, so it's 5:00 in the morning."
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"See?"
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"I'm going down to the basement to get my happy diary."
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"Dad, I think you need a little more salt in your diet."
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"from Seoul, South Korea to Springfield."
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"Well, I sat the boy down, looked him straight in the eye,"
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"-That's great! -Sure you are."
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"A thousand bucks."
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"We can't quit. There's so many more tournaments."
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"Knock off that racket!"
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"Honey, I got you a present."
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"I knew you'd be cool with it."
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"I'm always the one that has to step down."
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"¶ Never wanted Roland-Garros ¶"
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"I'm sorry, you're too fat for coach."
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"about me to people on airplanes who just want to go to sleep."
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"(dramatic music playing)"
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"It's how the other team lets you know... they surrender!"
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"$100 bill, autographed by Lawrence Summers."
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"we qualified for a tournament where we could win $500,000."
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"so I've decided to be his coach."
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"(sobbing)"
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"Kids, you need to practice 10,000 hours to get great."
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"Mm."
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"¶ For five years in a row ¶"
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"(shouts) I'm losing it now!"
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"-bankrupted you at Monopoly... -HOMER: Hmm. Hmm."
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"HOMER: Mm."
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"(Lenny screams, groans)"
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"I guess if you're spending time together, what's the harm?"
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"Do you want to go where they're playing the game?"
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"I said, "I'm filming the last time you are ever gonna cry.""
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"Mom, I try to spare you because I don't want you feeling"
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"¶ ¶"
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"I lied. This is really bad."
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"Wait, I've got a baby daughter."
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"Well, with you as a daughter,"
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"Kite the enemy into a gank. Squeeze it..."
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"I can't let them down."
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"-They actually pay you? -Yes."
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"but which gave the school new basketball nets."
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"(cell phone buzzing)"
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"You're gonna defy Mom?"
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"I secretly make her a part of everything she's against."
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"MARGE (gasps): An espresso pod machine,"
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"-The galaxy? -Smaller."
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"I'm making eye contact."
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"so you can't hit them with standard spells,"
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"I didn't cry at my grandpa's funeral,"
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"Lifting seat with shoe."
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"¶ Bart is a champion ¶"
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"To prove attachment to any material pursuit is meaningless."
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"His elbow's sticking out of his skin."
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"Shh!"
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"Ibid. Ibid. Ibid. Ibid."
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"Honestly, I worry so much about that boy,"
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"(laughter)"
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"Fine, you're scorekeeper."
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"Two words: Boo-duh."
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"Well, Homie, whatever punishment you gave him must have worked."
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"until he's no longer our responsibility."
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"My team's about to compete in a tournament."
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"Well, team building is important."
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"-How much? -A thousand!"
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"to limit joint fatigue and tracking error."
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"It's a gamer abbreviation for "a pee.""
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"I just lost my gaming edge. Right there, just now."
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"Marge, his kill count is 98%."
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"Welcome, Homer. Welcome to the club of dads"
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"one player for this round, and I'm asking you to step down."
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"¶ ¶"
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"(sneezes) Damn it!"
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"-(electrical buzzing) -(crowd gasping)"
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"Sorry, boy, I have to put my foot down."
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"All right, let yourself go, and your partner will support you."
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"-You what? -I get it. You bribed him."
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"-Sit on my knee, boy. -I think I'm too old."
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"Have a great flight, folks."
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"and I was gonna live through them."
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"but it looks like I've conquered you at Risk,"
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