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Clips from Jane the Virgin - Chapter Two (S01E01)

"You just told me you kissed him."
Jane the Virgin
"Five years ago, it was nothing."
Jane the Virgin
"Come on, baby."
Jane the Virgin
"Did you forget your key?"
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"Didn't you get my text?"
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"And I have been patient long enough."
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"I wanted to talk with you."
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"And I just started to think about it."
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"I mean, I deserved to get knocked up, but you?"
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"I guess it..."
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"Mom."
Jane the Virgin
"Don't be upset about that."
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"Here's Jane's Superfly Date."
Jane the Virgin
"♪ My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ♪"
Jane the Virgin
"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And the memory that she was a good mom,"
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"And don't ever question me as a mother again, got it?"
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"What?"
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"Nothing, I-I'm just..."
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"Your voice, Xiomara..."
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"I know I'll have to give up trying at some point."
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"Imagine what a disservice it would have been to the world,"
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"like an inconvenience."
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"that nothing's changed because everything's changed."
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"after carrying a baby,"
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"Which is why I'm gonna keep my job."
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"but I get to be selfish now."
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"Good."
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"Wha...?"
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"I have to get ready."
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"Uh-huh. Mmm..."
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"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But there would be no later."
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"to an ice sculpture of a wizard?"
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"Tell me."
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"And it seemed like you had a nice enough visit"
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"(quiet sigh)"
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"But I never stopped loving you."
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"when what you are saying is actually true."
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"When the guy comes to the girl to say he screwed up,"
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"I'm really sorry."
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"Divorce papers I assume."
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"Let's give it a try."
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"Well, you can't blame me for being"
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"And second? So not my type."
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"You are a selfish girl."
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"I already read the cards."
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"Yeah, just kind of taking a moment, pre-game."
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"You should sue."
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"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Except that his hotel was on the line."
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"I'm glad you understand."
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"I also..."
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"Are you gonna start writing?"
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"Hey, if that's what I want to do,"
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"Yeah, you know, it's funny that you mention her."
Jane the Virgin
"Not really the point. She's a singer."
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"Of course."
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"Yeah."
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"(low, indistinct conversations)"
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"Your sister made a very unfortunate mistake."
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"An “unfortunate mistake”?"
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"Hello, darling."
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"You do realize that."
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"I mean, I can handle rich."
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"Okay, in the meantime,"
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"we've got some ideas."
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"Let me hear them."
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"MAN: Zaz!"
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"_"
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"_"
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"_"
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"Are you ready for your insemination? (snores) Hi. yes."
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"only now he's married to Petra."
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"Got all that? There's more."
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"was actually her father, who her mother"
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"The flowers."
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"What she didn't plan? That her mother"
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"the number one hit currently sweeping the nation."
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"But to her credit,"
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"Who wants cake?"
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"No, thank you, Abuela."
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"_"
Jane the Virgin
"Yes, I know, but that is not gonna be"
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"I'm gonna... I'm gonna get back to my life."
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"In fact,"
Jane the Virgin
"that's the reason why I called this family meeting."
Jane the Virgin
"Michael, welcome to your first family meeting."
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"the male point of view."
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"Ooh. Oh, see, I wouldn't lead"
Jane the Virgin
"So, I just wanted to go over the plan."
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"All right? The most important thing"
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"doesn't derail my life."
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"Nothing else has changed. All right?"
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"I'm almost at the finish line with college."
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"I got a good job. I'm engaged to a great guy."
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"a few logistical things I'm gonna have to do"
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"to make sure it... stays in good health,"
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"like I set up a sonogram, for instance."
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"But other than that, nothing has changed."
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"Got it?"
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"Yes. Go ahead."
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"_"
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"Abuela!"
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"_"
Jane the Virgin
"Oh! No, she's not keeping the baby."
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"Stop, Abuela."
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"I'm not gonna keep the baby."
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"we're not gonna refer to it as a baby."
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"We're gonna... we're gonna call it something else."
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"W... We are going to call it, um..."
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"a milkshake."
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"And I can't wait to give that milkshake"
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"to its rightful owners..."
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"good people who really want it."
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"I want a divorce."
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"Well, I don't."
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"And Jane's not gonna give you that child on your own."
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"I know."
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"So, tell me, sweetheart..."
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"how are we gonna work through that?"
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"(knocking on door)"
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"Hey, man, how you holding up?"
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