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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"(SIGHS) I don't know what you call it in the States,"
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"but we have a name for it in Canada."
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"Look, I've already said too much."
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"So, mystery celebrity who collects a mystery item"
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"- Yes. - Tell us!"
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"Okay, I'll tell you."
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"But only if you guess all three parts correctly."
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"- Well, that's just impossible. - Exactly."
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"I don't even know any Canadian sex acts."
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"Well, you got your Sloppy Dog Sled,"
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"your Alberta Fur Trapper, your Full Mountie..."
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"Canadiansexacts. org, it's bookmarked on the top right."
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"- "Dot org"? - Yeah. It's not for profit."
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"They really just want to get the information out there."
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"Hey, so, I just had the weirdest conversation."
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"This woman at GNB told me that the new bank building was scrapped last month."
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"That's crazy, right?"
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"Wait, what... What was that look?"
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"- Should we tell him? - I don't want to tell him."
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"- I think we should tell him. - We're not telling him."
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"There was no look."
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"Okay, it's time that you know the truth."
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"A few weeks ago, Bilson called us into his office."
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"This recession is killing us."
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"We're cutting anything non-essential."
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"And I have a lot of tough choices to make at the bi-quarterly retreat in Saint Croix."
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"Not when he hears it coming from his best friend."
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"- I have to tell him? - I have to tell him?"
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"You should tell him, you're his best friend."
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"- Am not, you're his best friend. - Am not, you're his best..."
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"What, the white dude or the Asian fellow? See? I barely know the guy."
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"- Hey, Ted, what's up? - Hey, how're you doing?"
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"I'm frustrated."
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"Anything innovative I put in my designs, Bilson just hacks out with a machete."
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"You should drop the project."
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"Then it's settled. To Ted Mosby's new chapter."
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"May the wind be at your back, and may the road..."
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"Are you kidding? They just laid off another architect at my firm."
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"but without this project, I'm probably out of a job."
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"Right. Um, it's funny that you mention the project,"
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"- because... - You're nailing it."
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"Keep up the good work, buddy."
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"Your hair and teeth look fantastic today. You're shining like a diamond!"
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"Thank you. I needed that."
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"All right, I'm going to head upstairs and keep working."
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"I've got to find a way to introduce some wood into Bilson's dark atrium."
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"I think you know what I meant."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"- What was that? - I... I have a thought, okay?"
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"We're paying Ted's firm for two more months of design work, no matter what,"
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"so couldn't we just let him keep working and not tell him?"
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"He's had a rough year. Let's let the guy be happy a little while longer."
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"that requires tremendous commitment."
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"- Sure I can. - Lie to me right now."
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"Okay. I have a spaceship."
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"- What kind of fuel powers your spaceship? - Okay, I don't have a spaceship."
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"No! Stand your ground. If someone questions you,"
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"distract them from the original lie with more lies."
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"Here, let me demonstrate. I own a pony. Ask me a question."
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"(SCOFFS) Okay. Um..."
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"Well, when I first got Dandelion, she was a deep chestnut brown,"
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"but sadly, her stable is located near a chemical plant"
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"which contaminated the drinking water."
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"So over time, she's turned a sickly, grayish-white color,"
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"(VOICE TREMBLING) and there's nothing that the vet can do to fix her."
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"My God! I'm... That's horrible. Is Dandelion going to be okay?"
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"- Okay. All right. You are good! - Huh?"
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"Dandelion's not even sick, is she?"
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"So the building's really dead and you guys lied to me?"
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"We just did it to protect you, Ted."
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"I can't believe this. I just got screwed by my two best friends,"
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"and I didn't even know it."
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"In Canada, that's called a "Sneaky Snowplow.""
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"That building was my dream job, and now, it's just gone."
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"Poor Ted."
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"Would I seem heartless if I switched us back to Canadian Sex Acts?"
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"What the hell is a Two-Hand Zamboni?"
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"Let's just say the only thing the woman is wearing is skates on her hands."
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"A Manitoba Milk Bag?"
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"Okay, it's like a Chicago Mustache,"
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"but the person on the bottom is wearing a snowsuit."
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"- A Newfoundland Lobster Trap? - Don't know. Don't want to know."
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"Those Newfies are out of control."
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"Okay, but I'll only tell you"
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"Okay, I'm going to go. Bryan Adams."
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"He collects baseball cards, and he wanted to do a Greasy Kayak."
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"No."
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"Wayne Gretzky, vintage Hot Wheels, a Squatting Eskimo."
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"No. That I would have done."
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"Wait, if they pulled the plug on the project a month ago,"
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"why have I been going in once a week"
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"to meet with the New Headquarters Task Force?"
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"Then it was just a question of putting together the team."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"How naked do I have to get?"
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"Louisa Mendoza, Executive Vice-President of Assets?"
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"She's actually Louisa the lunch lady."
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"Louisa, I need your help with something, but you can't tell anybody."
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"(SPEAKING SPANISH)"
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"How do you say "secret" in Spanish?"
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"(SPEAKING SPANISH)"
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"This will be our little albóndigas."
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"Hey, can I have a couple of meatballs, please?"
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"And Arthur Naismith, the eccentric genius guru of corporate investments?"
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"He's actually Crazy Arty, 15th Street's own one-man band."
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"Do you have a minute to talk?"
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"and paid everyone 50 bucks to act super-interested in what you were saying."
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"Reginald, get me out of this for next week."
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"That was some of the most inspired design work I've done in my entire career."
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"I was so excited."
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"Alex Trebek, a Musty Goaltender, Beanie Babies!"
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"Wait. So that explains the thing that happened with Louisa."
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"- Good job, buddy. - Nice, nice!"
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"Listen, Louisa. What are we going to do about this?"
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"Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about."
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"I know you feel it, too."
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"No! No! No, this is wrong!"
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"Is there anything else you want to tell me?"
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"Well, you know how you played third base for the GNB softball team?"
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"There is no GNB softball team."
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