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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"OLDER TED: In the spring of 2009, I'd been hired to design"
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"You spend your whole damn day"
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"Then, one day, GNB took him off the project"
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"The new GNB, a place of work"
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"OLDER TED: Everything was going great, until one day, in the elevator..."
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"Hot, talented, and nobody does that many Woody Allen movies"
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"asked you to do a mystery Canadian sex act."
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"(HICCUPS)"
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"How do you know all these?"
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"Man, Ted is gonna be devastated."
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"- Am... - (SHUSHING) Quiet, here he comes."
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"I hate having to answer to a guy like that."
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"I mean, Bilson's a pain, sure,"
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"Marshall, what you're suggesting is an elaborate, long-term lie"
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"A nice guy like you can't pull that off."
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"What color is your pony?"
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"- We're so sorry, Ted. - (SIGHS) I need a drink."
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"- Not at all. - I'm surprised you waited this long."
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"Okay! Okay, I'm going to make my first guess."
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"if you correctly guess the person, the act and the collection."
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"- No. - Mmm! Kiefer Sutherland,"
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"souvenir shot glasses, and a Sticky Flapjack."
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"Wait."
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"Well, obviously you couldn't come in and pitch to Bilson."
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"So, we invented the task force."
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"MARSHALL: You know Roy Waterman, Vice-President of Capital and Risk?"
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"Hey. Excuse me, Roy. How'd you like to make a few extra bucks?"
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"Exactly. This is a big secret."
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"Actually, my assistant, Reginald, makes all my appointments."
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"We rounded out the group with a few interns"
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"(SPEAKING SPANISH)"
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"Yeah."
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"So my game-winning walk was a lie?"
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"and we just... We just wanted to make you feel good."
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"Really? What about that open mic night at the comedy club?"
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"(STIFLING LAUGHTER)"
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"- How was I? - Oh! You were great. Really funny."
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"everyone's Thursday night."
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"(WHOOSHING)"
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"I'm probably going to get fired."
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"What exactly would I be doing?"
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"No."
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"Okay. Rick Moranis, the Reverse Rick Moranis,"
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"I've been guessing for three days. I'm done."
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"(HICCUPS)"
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"you get a hunger on between Milverton and Wawa,"
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"in the Kamloops Memorial Arena back in '02. Classic match."
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"- Hey, Mr. Mister. - Hey."
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"In a way, you idiots reminded me how much fun my job can be"
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"In this economy?"
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"a new headquarters for Goliath National Bank."
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"And I was eager to add as much of my voice as an architect"
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"into the plans as possible."
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"Wood beams bathed in natural light in the atrium."
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"They're gonna love it!"
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"There was only one problem, and his name was Bilson."
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"Wood? Natural light?"
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"Uh, no!"
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"Natural light reminds the workers that there is an outside world"
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"where they have family and friends."
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"We want to crush that!"
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"You show up in the dark, you go home in the dark."
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"in the dark!"
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"(WHISPERING) I need to hear Lily's voice."
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"Who said you could leave?"
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"OLDER TED: Bilson was killing every original idea I had."
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"and created a new task force to oversee my designs."
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"Suddenly, everything changed."
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"We'll have a rooftop Zen garden for quiet contemplation."
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"We'll have a reflecting pool in the lobby"
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"where local children can come to make wishes."
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"that you can call home."
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"Thank you, and, um,"
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"welcome home."
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"(ALL EX CLAIMING)"
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Whoa!"
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"Yeah, it's Ted."
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"No, no, no, no. I did not approve that change"
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"for the blueprints for the new GNB headquarters"
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"for which I'm the head architect at only 30 years old."
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"(CHUCKLING) Yes, I'm single and I give to charity."
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"What does that have to do with anything?"
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"All right, goodbye, Mr. Mayor."
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"You know that was a fake phone call, don't you?"
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"Yes, and I also know that the new GNB headquarters project"
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"was scrapped last month."
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"Nice try."
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"Check out Scarlett Johansson at the Oscars."
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"If I could nail any celebrity, it would definitely be Scarlett Johansson."
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"without serious daddy issues."
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"If I could nail any celebrity, it would be Lily. She's the star of my heart."
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"Aw!"
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"For me, it'd be Hugh Jackman."
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"You know, I don't know, celebrities, they're into some really weird sex stuff."
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"Trust me."
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"How would you know that?"
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"This is embarrassing, but I..."
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"I went home with a celebrity one night."
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"(GASPS) Oh, my God! Seriously?"
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"Yeah. He wanted to do this really freaky thing with me,"
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"so I left. That's it. End of story."
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"No, no, not end of story."
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"I need to know who, what, when and in where. Spill it!"
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"Lily, please settle down. You're swallowing too much air."
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"But before you go any further,"
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"I'm flattered, but technically, I'm not a celebrity."
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"And plus, for the last time, I put the mask on as a joke."
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"Okay, not you, Barney."
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"Okay, who is it?"
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"(HICCUPS)"
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"Okay, now you gave Lily the hiccups."
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"Okay, I won't tell you anything specific,"
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"but all I'll say is he is Canadian-born, but you definitely know this guy,"
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"and he got me back to his place"
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"by offering to show me a very unique collection."
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"Well, you know how some people collect, like, stamps or coins? It's like that."
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"But I'm not telling."
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"Well, at least tell us the weird thing he wanted to do."
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