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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"We just rented out a field, rounded up a bunch of guys"
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"and told them to make you the hero."
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"We're sorry, Ted, but we knew that you'd be out of work soon,"
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"- You know, that's what friends do. - Lie to each other?"
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"Sometimes, yeah, to protect each other's feelings."
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"No way! You never lie to your friends. I would never not be honest with you."
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"Are you like me, folks?"
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"Have you ever thought about how many different kinds of fish there are,"
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"Let's, uh, let's take a little ride."
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""Trout."Am I right?"
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""Sturgeon."I don't think so, pal."
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""Salmon.""
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"Ah! I'm going to say that again."
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""Salmon.""
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"Who thought that was a good idea, right?"
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""Bass." This guy over here knows what I'm talking about."
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""Halibut.""
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"Thank you, good night."
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"You killed"
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"Time out. You didn't like the fish list?"
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"It was horrible! You just read a list of fish."
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"Anyway, you guys just proved my point, okay?"
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"You lied to me to protect my feelings."
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"This is completely different!"
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"Instead, I'm going to go in there tomorrow morning,"
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"Best-case scenario, my boss is going to ream me out in front of everybody."
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"- Back home, we call that a... - "Saskatoon Totem Pole.""
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"Good morning, lying bastards."
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"Anything you want to lie about before I head off to work to get fired?"
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"- That's a nice shirt. - You're the devil."
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"Ted, what if we told you that we found you a new project at GNB"
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"where you would be redesigning part of the 20th floor?"
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"Well, if that's a lie, it's an incredibly dull one."
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"This is the 18th floor ETR."
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"Basically, Bilson wants a room just like this,"
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"only two stories up, on our floor."
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"Wait, what's an ETR?"
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"- It's the Employee Transition Room. - What does that mean?"
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"Well, it's a space where a supervisor and an employee"
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"engage in a knowledge transfer about an impending vocational paradigm shift."
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"People get fired in here."
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"That's horrible."
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"Why do you need a room specifically for firing people?"
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"Well, GNB feels that people need a safe, secure space to deal with the news."
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"Yeah. It gets pretty real in here."
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"OLDER TED: So, I reluctantly agreed to design a room where people would be fired."
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"But I was determined to make it my own."
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"Now, when you leave the dismissal space, you'll exit into what I'm calling"
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"the Rebirth Tranquility Hallway."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Here, you'll find a soothing oval chamber with a trained grief counselor."
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"It's right here, past the New Beginnings Fountain."
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"Uh-oh."
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"And there you have it. Instead of a drab, dark prison cell,"
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"a nurturing womb birthing you into a new life."
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"I love it."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Can you add some of these touches to the existing 18th Floor ETR as well?"
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"- Absolutely. - Great."
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"Let's take a look."
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"- Okay, so I'm thinking this wall... - You're fired!"
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"- What? - I wanted this room!"
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"This exact room, two floors up!"
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"- But... - You're fired!"
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"Now, get the hell out of here."
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"Hey, honey."
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"(CRASHING)"
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"Anyone from the band Rush,"
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"a Montreal Meatpie, and superhero lunch boxes."
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"antique Judaica."
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"- No. - I give up."
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"If that means I never get to know, so be it."
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"Okay, you really want to know?"
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"ALL: Yes!"
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"Okay."
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"But this information does not leave this table."
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"Oh, my God. I am so excited."
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"- I'm going to read it. - Read it."
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"I'm going to read it. Here we go."
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""The Frozen Snowshoe, Old King Clancy, Harvey's trays.""
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"Right."
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"I don't know what any of those words mean."
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"Is one of those supposed to be a celebrity?"
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"Yeah, who the hell is Old King Clancy?"
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"No, that's not the person, that's the sex act."
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"It's the same as a Sacramento Turtleneck, except with maple syrup."
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"So the celebrity was Harvey Strays?"
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"No, that's what he collected. Harvey's trays."
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"You know, those classic orange trays you get whenever you eat at Harvey's?"
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"The restaurant?"
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"Oh, come on, you're road-tripping down the Trans-Canada Highway,"
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"where are you gonna strap on a feed bag, huh? Harvey's. "Over 12,000 Served!""
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"- So the celebrity was... - The Frozen Snowshoe."
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"Oh, my God! You guys have never heard of The Frozen Snowshoe?"
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"He's only the most famous professional wrestler in Canada."
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"I met him after he defeated Reckless Rick Rogers"
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"So you're saying The Frozen Snowshoe"
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"invited you back to his place to look at Harvey's trays,"
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"and asked you to do an Old King Clancy?"
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"Exactly. And I'm serious, you cannot tell anyone."
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"Well, my hiccups are gone."
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"Possibly forever."
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"Canada! You did it again. You even found a way to ruin this."
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"Why? Why do we let you be a country?"
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"Shouldn't you be upstairs, designing your big, fancy ETR?"
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"- I'm off the project. - What?"
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"- Bilson fired me. - You're kidding me."
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"So what does this mean for you at your firm? Are you going to get laid off?"
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"- Actually, I just quit. - Why?"
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"Because I can't work for big, heartless corporate clients anymore."
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"When I was pitching to your "task force,""
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"I was doing the most inspired work of my career."
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"when I'm not answering to the Bilsons of the world, so"
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"- I quit. - Wow."
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"- They fired you, didn't they? - Yes, sir."
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"But I got a sweet severance package and I've made a big decision."
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"I'm going to start my own firm."
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"- Whoa, buddy! - That's exciting."
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"So you're not mad?"
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"As it turns out, I'm grateful."
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