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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Seder (S05E05)

"Hb ( theme music playing )"
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"Okay."
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"- I got it. - Mac: Nice, thank you."
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"- Yeah, I saw his picture on a flyer. - I know, it's terrible!"
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"- It's very bad for the bald community. - Oh, Larry."
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"- Oh, Larry! - Let me ask you a question."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"I did see somebody"
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"Jesus! That's crazy!"
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"- Makes no sense. - I know."
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"Does she know what she's doing?"
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"Susie's sister's in town,"
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"their kid's in town and"
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"- He's a conservative? - He's a conservative."
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"Man: These machines are really finicky."
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"Yeah, let me give you a hand with that."
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"No nno no."
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"No, let me get this. I know how to do it. I've got the touch."
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"You want one?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry to bother you like this."
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"I never, ever do this."
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"And I'm a huge "Seinfeld" fan."
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"- What a great show. I miss it. I miss it! - Ah, go on."
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"Yeah, it's great. It's great."
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"Well, I mean it was pretty easy to come up with."
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"So it's interesting to see how an artist like yourself works."
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"Oh, boy, look at the Jew girl."
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"- Do you even know what this thing is called? - This is a, uh..."
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"Haroset."
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"- Very good. - It's a lot like ambrosia, except..."
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"Yeah, I wish my mother could hear me say... my mother would flip"
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"Good for them. Good for them!"
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"- Because heroke up with his girlfriend? - Yeah."
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"Oh, I think so. Larry, he's a doctor."
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"I think he could afford the paper if he wants to get a paper."
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"Yeah, but not if he's upset with somebody"
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"You want to invite Ethel and Mac?"
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"- Okay. Oh, thank you. - Yeah. How are ya?"
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"Hey, what do you got there?"
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"Yeah, and I eat and I breathe."
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"Well, you know what? I would love to help you."
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"It can't be done. Can't be done, Rick."
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"You want some cheetos for the trip, huh?"
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"Good work. Okay."
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"I'm completely spent."
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"Just having some people over."
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"- Oh, really? - Yeah, what are you doing?"
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"You want to come to my house?"
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"- All right. - Okay, okay."
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"Yeah, I'll bring latkes."
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"Well, I met sort of a new friend."
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"And you just started talking to a stranger?"
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"- Fan? - Yeah, kind of."
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"And gonna be alone on passover,"
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"I don't hear that very often from you."
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"Oh, and I forgot to mention"
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"What?"
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"- It was an awkward moment. - What is wrong with you, Larry?"
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"- Oh. - Huh?"
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"This is a fact. This is like numbers, okay?"
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"77 years there's... What's that guy's name?"
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"- Washington, Lincoln, f.D.R. - And w."
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"And we're turning the whole damn world around."
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"- You said "before." - After the seder."
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"You couldn't cut it in your single life there?"
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"You ever get aroused?"
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"- Really, why not? - Well, you know, it's just..."
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"Have you been stealing my newspaper?"
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"Larry..."
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"Okay, so that's two inappropriate questions."
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"Now if you'll excuse me."
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"- Man. Wow. - Big time. Wow."
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"- Who else is coming? - ( Doorbell rings )"
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"Look at this. Boy, oh, boy."
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"- Thank you. - Thank you."
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"- From my mother's recipe. - They smell good."
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"Come on over here. This here is Jeff."
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"- He had nowhere to go. - I don't give a shit where he goes."
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"I think it's gonna be a big addition to this passover."
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"He should not be in our presence on a holy day."
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"- Larry. - Hello, hello."
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"- How are you? - Pretty good."
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"Thank you."
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"- except the kids. - Yeah, so what?"
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"- So what? - Are you going out tonight?"
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"Everybody's got the car parked in front of my..."
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"It was so nice of you to invite us."
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"My pleasure. Ethel, what I want you to do is"
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"and just see if there's anybody who you recognize."
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"- Okay? - Sure."
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"Take a look around."
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"Okay, gently. Gently, guys."
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"- something startles her. - How long is she going to be out like this?"
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"Just a... you know, she'll sleep it off,"
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"then she'll be fine."
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"( All groan )"
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"Everybody have a nice big swig of wine."
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"And whoever finds the matzah is gonna get a dollar."
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"Okay, kids, you can come look for the matzah now."
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"Any luck in finding the guy that..."
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"Is something wrong, doctor?"
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"and come down and join us for the rest of the seder."
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"Come on, pfft, beat it."
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"- ( Silverware clanks ) - Larry: Well, I've..."
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"Nat: That's nice. That's nice."
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"the racket we all heard upstairs?"
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"Oh, my foot fell asleep so I was kind of jumping up and down"
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"Something wrong, doctor?"
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"- I keep my pager on vibrate... - Oh, do you?"
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"- For medical emergencies, yes. - Uh-huh."
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"- As I explained, I've been paged by my hospital. - Yes, I know."
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"Emergency boob job, no doubt."
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"I'm a doctor, you idiot!"
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"Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"- Sure, what's up? - Um..."
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"I'm... in the throes of a moral quandary right now,"
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"I'm not really the right... I'm not a good person to..."
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"- Oh, I think you are. You're the perfect person. - To confide in, no no no."
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"- a counselor of some kind. - A doctor, no no no."
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"and not wanting to ruin the party."
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