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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Seder (S05E05)

"whisper in his son's ear."
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"I notice that you went to the bookcase once."
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"Hey, look look, he found the matzah, pay up."
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"He found the matzah, pay up. That's that!"
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"- That is a lie! - Didn't you?"
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"Morning!"
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"( Birds twittering )"
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"- Need some help? - Be great. That'd be great."
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"Hey, I'll do it. Don't worry about it. Relax."
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"- You guys drink grape juice? - Sure we do, it's a great antioxidant."
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"- Come on over and have some. - You never see people drinking grape juice."
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"- It's delicious, you'd love it. - I think it's a very underrated juice."
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"Ethel: Larry. Larry."
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"Did you know that a sex offender moved into the neighborhood?"
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"Yeah, he's a bald guy, too."
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"- A bald guy. - Yeah, a bald guy."
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"I know, as long as he's gonna be a sex offender I wish he had a full head of hair."
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"Have you... have you guys been getting your newspaper?"
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"- You have? - Yes."
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"Hmm. I haven't gotten my paper in six days."
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"walk up your walkway there,"
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"- pick up your newspaper... - What?!"
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"A guy in a suit is taking my paper?"
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"That's why she thought it might your friend of yours."
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"- Ethel: Well, you know. - Guy in a suit is taking my newspaper?"
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"A suit's a good cover if a guy's gonna steal a paper."
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"If you saw him again, would know him?"
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"Yeah yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd know him."
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"- Makes no sense. - Stealing papers?"
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"I don't get it."
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"I don't get it at all."
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"What's a motivation there?"
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"Guy in a suit's gotta be able to afford a paper."
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"Yeah. Hey, you coming to passover seder?"
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"which means my brother-in-law's in town which means that"
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"my brother-in-law is a little..."
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"- Your brother-in-law's a conservative? - Big time."
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"Big time conservative. Do you want to bring him to the seder?"
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"- Yeah. - Fine, I don't care."
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"- I'll talk to you later. - All right, very good."
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"- Thanks for lunch! - Sure."
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"- No, let me help you out. - No, I don't even care... you know what?"
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"- I don't even need to read it. - Watch watch watch watch."
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"I just know how to do it. I know this machine."
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"Go ahead."
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"Yeah, but I'll close it again and pay for it, because, you know."
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"- It's just... - Oh. Okay."
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"- Okay, well... - Yeah."
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"- Thanks a lot. - Hey, I'm sorry, you're..."
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"You're Larry David, right?"
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"But, you know, I'm sort of new to the neighborhood."
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"- No kidding? - Yeah, the biggest."
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"No, I'm, probably the biggest "Seinfeld" fan ever."
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""Puffy shirt" is my favorite episode."
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"Really? That's one of my favorite episodes."
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"How did you guys come up with the low talker?"
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"Well, that's very nice of you. Thank you."
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"- It's incredible. It's really an honor. - Thank you so much."
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"I'm Rick leftowitz. Great to meet you."
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"- Nice to meet you. - Yeah."
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"- Welcome to the neighborhood. - Thank you."
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"- I am so Jewish right now. - Holy cow!"
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"Where did you learn how to do this?"
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"Well, susie's been coaching me through it all."
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"- She has? - Yeah."
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"I wish my mother were alive to hear you say that word out loud."
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"- if she knew I was doing this. - Looks good."
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"Thank you. I mean, I'm trying."
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"You know what I mean? - "You people?" I don't know if I like that so much."
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"- You Jews, is that better? - That's better, yeah."
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"Okay, I feel like I've been cutting apples for, like, two hours."
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"Okay, hey, you know what?"
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"Marla and Mark got back together."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"I thought you'd be happy to hear that."
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"That's nice. That's nice. When did this happen?"
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"About a week ago, and he moved back in with her."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Wow. - And they're coming tomorrow."
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"- Oh, you know who else is coming? - Who?"
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"Jeff asked me if he could bring his in-laws."
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"I know. I talked to susie."
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"Jeez, you know what I just realized?"
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"I never followed through on my Christmas present to Mark."
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"Remember I got him a subscription to the "times"?"
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"- "The New York times." - Yeah."
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"And then he and Marla broke up."
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"I don't know. I kinda forgot about it."
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"So you just didn't give him his gift?"
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"I don't see the point to it."
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"No, you just thought you wouldn't have to worry about it"
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"- and you wouldn't see him again, so who cares? - Oh my god."
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"I'll bet you Mark..."
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"I'll bet you Mark is the guy who's taking the paper."
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"No, think about it, seriously. Think about it."
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"I can't believe it. Mark is stealing the paper."
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"Holy shit! Don't you see?"
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"How long have we not been getting it, six days?"
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"Who else would be doing it? It's him."
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"- That is the most ridiculous... - I don't think so."
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"who promised him a gift for Christmas and never followed through on it."
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"- That is so ridiculous. - It's not ridiculous. It makes perfect sense."
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"You know, because I spoke to..."
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"Hey, you know what we should do?"
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"What?"
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"We should invite Mac and Ethel."
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"We should invite them for seder, don't you think?"
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"I had no idea you liked Mac and Ethel so much."
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"You don't understand because you're not Jewish, okay?"
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"But it's a Jewish thing. It's sort of like a tradition, you know?"
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"Invite the cranky neighbors who..."
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"you're supposed to invite them."
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"Come on. Come on. Invite 'em."
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"Hey, Larry."
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"- Hey. Rick, yeah. - Hey, Rick."
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"Hey, let me give you a hand here."
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"Pretty good. Pretty good."
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"- Yeah, I know. - Look, it's downhill. I'm worried it'll hit a car"
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"and I'll get in a lawsuit or something. Who the hell knows?"
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"Oh, my four iron."
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