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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Car Salesman (S02E02)

"based on what you're going through now."
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"and the actor is having a tough time getting work..."
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"and now this actor, after the series goes off the air..."
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"he can't get work anymore..."
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"because he's so identified with this character..."
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"that they won't let him do anything else."
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"And he becomes embittered and grows to hate the character."
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"That's pretty funny."
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"I'd like to."
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"I'm selling cars."
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"I start on Monday."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"See you in the new house."
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"- Okay. - Wish me luck."
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"Anything else you have?"
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"You really do have to come back and talk to me."
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"- Okay. - Just have fun."
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"I'll see you at lunch."
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"- Hi, I'm Larry. - Larry, Archie."
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"- So, this is the Camry I heard about? - This is the big boy, the top of the line."
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"You know, you hear "Lexus.""
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"We don't hear "Camry," but that's what you should be hearing."
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"Tell me, what's in the engine here?"
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"What's in it?"
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"Big stuff, big charging, crazy pistons, nutty pistons."
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"- What other colors... - This is a fucking work of art."
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"- What's your name? - Shirley."
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"- Shirley, that's my mother's name. - Tilt-wheel steering, which I really like."
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"Does this car have that? Is it standard?"
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"I've never had a tilting need."
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"My wife calls it Pepe. "Are we taking Pepe?""
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"'Cause we have two cars."
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"- 52. - 52 in the city."
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"Depending on the city, of course. Duluth is a city, it's considered a city..."
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"but it's not as big as Brooklyn or whatever."
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"Okay."
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"That's my brother's name."
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"What's the wheel base?"
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"that they sometimes they roll over rather easily."
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"Roll over, are you kidding? Look at this thing."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Dana."
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"Dana, that's my middle name, Larry Dana David."
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"I notice this is a GT..."
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"and the brochure says there's a model called the GTS."
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"What is the difference between the GT and the GTS?"
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"Okay, the GTS is "guaranteed tremendous safety.""
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"So, without the "S," it's just "guaranteed tremendous.""
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"- How you doing? - Fine."
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"Hi, can I help you folks?"
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"- Apheon. - Apheon."
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"That might be for me, one second."
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"I want to find out more about the car."
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"I want to see the features so we can negotiate..."
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"you going to put a whole bunch of stuff back here."
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"- I don't need to... I like this car. - Okay, could you excuse us for one second?"
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"What the hell are you doing over here? You're fucking up my shit."
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"Why you pushing hard to get this..."
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"Because she likes the car, she wants to be happy in it."
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"Is there somebody else who could help me with this car?"
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"Look, sir, I'm sorry, thank you."
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"What? What are you doing? Shirley?"
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"- Ever seen the Seinfeld show? - Yeah."
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"I'm the co-creator of the show."
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"No, it's true."
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"Please, buy one, please?"
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"You'll sell a lot of them, you're a good salesman."
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"Cheryl?"
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"Hi."
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"Isn't this weird, coming home to your new house?"
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"Yeah, hi."
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"Did you sell a lot of cars?"
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"You know, you don't just sell them."
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"- you get back in touch with them and... - Are you over it now?"
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"No, I'm not going to quit just after one day, you know..."
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"I want to do it right. I want to..."
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"- Okay. - But, I'll tell you, it's exhausting."
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"Tell me, I have been unpacking all day."
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"It feels strange, that's all."
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"Maybe after we hang everything up..."
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"and finish unpacking."
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"Maybe, I don't know."
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"Do you hear a noise?"
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"Yeah."
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"It's probably just a house sound or something."
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"- Yeah. - What's a house sound?"
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"I can't sleep with that."
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"You'll get used to it, just ignore it."
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"Our last house didn't make any sounds."
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"Yes, it did, you'll get used to this."
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"I don't know, this is coming from somewhere."
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"I'm going to be up all night with this thing. Gotta be fresh in the morning."
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"He didn't say anything about a house sound."
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"It's like you're driving a bus up there."
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"- Yeah, looking over the traffic. - Didn't you envy bus drivers?"
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"Makes you, gives you a little ego boost."
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"- Oversee the traffic. - Yeah, that's right."
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"- Yeah. - Great."
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"- Wood. - Wood grain is not going to stop us from..."
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"- That's what I like to hear. - This is a joke, right?"
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"Would please excuse us for a second?"
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"- Excuse who? - Excuse me, just wait outside, okay?"
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"Go outside, go outside, okay?"
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"I'm with a customer, you see I'm with somebody?"
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"- Sir! - I'll come back another time."
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"- Forget him. - You just cost me a customer."
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"I was about to take him to the manager's office."
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"He tells me you're here selling cars, which I say has gotta be a joke."
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"I thought I had dark secrets? What the hell is this about?"
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"Is that a cashmere sweater? This guy had the same one."
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"- What are you doing here? - Is that 100% cashmere?"
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"Stop it. I want you to call Jeff..."
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"You call Jeff and tell him I'm not high maintenance."
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"That's it, Larry, you're fired."
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"- I had that guy. - You're fired."
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"- Hi. - Hello!"
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"- Why'd you get fired? - I got 86ed."
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"- Yeah, hi, I'm Jim. - Hi, I'm Larry."
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"I've checked all over the house..."
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"and I can't find the house sound that you were talking about."
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