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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Car Salesman (S02E02)

"- Tell him what it sounds like again, Larry. - It's like a camera whirring."
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"- You sure it's not the ocean? - It's not the ocean, I know the ocean."
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"Sorry, I just haven't found anything."
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"When we're in bed, that's when I hear it."
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"Wait, what?"
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"Yeah, I could, I just have to call and get a sitter."
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"- That's no problem, I can just do that. - It makes perfect sense to me."
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"You are? That is good news."
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"- We'll go over the show, and... - That's so good."
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"- Maybe I'll call him right now. - You can't call him now, it's 10:45."
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"It's 45 minutes past the cutoff."
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"So what? You get like an hour dispensation for good news."
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"- What are you saying? - That's common knowledge?"
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"What happens with deaths and babies? You go all night."
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"- This isn't a baby. - It's still good news."
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"Quiet!"
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"Sorry!"
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"- It's news that can wait till the morning. - Shut up, he's trying to work in there."
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""You don't know me! Yeah, you all go fuck yourself!"
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"I cannot live there any longer. It's not a house."
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"When do you use the wake-up calls? You never leave."
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"They are highly motivated sellers. I think this one's a slam-dunk."
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"- Come on in. - No, really."
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"- You think he's an idiot? - It's the classic barnacle."
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"I've got ideas, but I choose not to carry them out."
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"- That can't be... - The sooner the better, I'm ready to..."
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"We're not buying a sweater, we're buying a house."
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"Okay, listen, we have to talk about how much to offer."
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"Yeah, but so what?"
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"Larry David, nice to meet you."
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"- What do I care? - What if I'm good at it? Excuse me."
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"I guarantee you..."
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"Or however long I want to do it. I just want to get it out of my system..."
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"You can't do it on Monday."
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"What, am I supposed to call in sick?"
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"Prius? That's ours, that's easy."
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"I'll help with the pictures or whatever you need me..."
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"I mean, I'm an actor. I have a range of characters that I can play."
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"I'm actually working."
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"Hello?"
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"Good luck."
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"My wife is concerned about a car being solid."
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"It's a thick base, it's a thick wheel base."
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"Don't be acting like..."
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"- So, how did it go today? - Pretty good."
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"What is it?"
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"A house sound?"
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"- You know what? I think I'm ready to buy. - No kidding."
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"I'm talking to somebody. I'll meet you outside."
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"- Of course it's a cashmere sweater. - Is that 100% cashmere?"
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"My word's not good enough for you?"
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"- Let me just take a look. - No."
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"You don't really hear it very well until after 10:00 at night."
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"Maybe pitch it to some networks or something."
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"Everybody knows that."
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"about a percentage of cashmere in his sweater?"
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"Okay, but you need to start writing."
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"Just move a little bit?"
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"- How are you, man? - Jeff, hi, good to see you."
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"- So, L.D. - Yeah?"
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"I spent seven years getting my life together..."
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"He just says he has to call and get a sitter."
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"What are you, fucking Willy Loman? What are you doing here?"
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"That's cashmere?"
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"- Forget that, I just want to try it for a day. - I think that would be great."
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"My gosh, that's wonderful. No, that is no problem."
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"You know what? My wife's name is Veronica."
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"What kind of gas mileage am I going to get?"
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"You've got a great view."
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"- You like that? - Yeah."
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