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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Thor (S02E02)

"It says "14 THOR" on the license plate."
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"It's a red station wagon, it's in front, you can't miss it."
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"- "14 THOR," but why? - You said you owed me one."
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"Guys."
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"- Wrestling's fixed. - What do you mean?"
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"All the matches are set up beforehand. The winners are all pre-determined."
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"- It's completely illegitimate. - You mean it's fake?"
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"Everybody knows that. Nobody thinks it's real."
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"Hi."
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"What have you been up to today?"
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"I suggested a restaurant, he thought it was too close to me."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What are we doing here? How come we didn't go to your office?"
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"Hi, can I get you some coffee?"
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"I'll have a decaf."
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""Can I get you some coffee?""
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"Wouldn't you love that?"
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"It was a whole big thing, I got the hell out of there and I told her:"
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""I'm going to a hotel, don't call me.""
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"Holy cow."
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"Yeah, I don't know if it's gonna go any further..."
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"than just a separation type situation."
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"I mean, it was a long time coming."
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"My problem is..."
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"What kind of things? What do you mean?"
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"Like sexual."
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"and I don't want Susie yammering about what they are."
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"They're not horrible things that involve anything that's against the law."
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"She's got some..."
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"Stuff that you don't want her to repeat."
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"I don't want her to repeat."
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"This is sexual blackmail."
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"Sexual blackmail."
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"ever, with anyone."
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"You know, that's it."
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"Not even with your wife."
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"Look what's happening with your wife."
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"You protected yourself ahead of time."
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"I don't tell my wife anything, I don't confide in my wife."
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"I don't trust anybody. I just treat her like an acquaintance."
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"Do you think I want her blabbing about me to people?"
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"but other than that..."
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"I do need you to do me a huge favor..."
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"She's gonna be there?"
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"I feel like it's, like..."
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"It's almost worse than confronting a mourner."
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"I owe you big time."
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"I'll go later today."
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"You would not believe what a political agenda AAA has."
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"They just want more roads, so there will be more cars..."
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"They don't care about the environment..."
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"they don't care about pollution, and we're members!"
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"You should read this."
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"I'm going to."
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"I'm not quiet, you're reading."
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"Are you thinking about sex?"
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"You're not thinking about a little afternoon sex or something?"
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"It's kind of kinky."
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"- You think I'm kinky? - Do you think you're kinky?"
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"you wanting to have sex in the afternoon is crazy."
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"First of all, I didn't say I wanted to have sex in the afternoon."
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"You said that, why do you say that?"
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"You got a lot going on in there."
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"No, not at all."
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"I don't know where you get that from."
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"I'm just thinking about Jeff, that's all."
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"I got to go call Jason Alexander."
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"For the show?"
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"Yeah, we're gonna get together."
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"All right."
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"We gonna hook up and talk about the show?"
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"That's what I'm calling about."
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"Great, where do you want to do this?"
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"we could do it here, we could do it in my office..."
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"Okay, all right, I'll meet you there."
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"- You don't mind? - No, that will be fine."
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"- Okay, pal. - Bye."
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"Never fails:"
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"I've never had a meeting in my house or in my office."
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"I'd know that tush anywhere."
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"Jabroni, open the window."
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"- I'm awfully sorry. - I didn't ask your opinion."
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"I've got three kids in there scared to death..."
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"because some bald-headed turd is shooting at them."
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"No, sir, we were playing Cowboys and Indians."
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"It's idiots like you that cause this whole society to be going crazy with violence."
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"You know what you're looking at? You are looking at 245 pounds of steel..."
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"and drop-your-bony-butt-to-the-curb appeal."
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"I will body-slam you so hard that you will poop your bald pants."
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"- You hear me? - Yes, sir."
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"Don't you ever point another finger at my kids again..."
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"because if you do, I will break it off, and shove it up your sphincter."
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"When?"
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"Okay, I want to get it reinstated. No, she had no authorization to do that."
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"All right, thank you very much."
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"- Dude, you're gonna bust your bumper. - What?"
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"You're gonna bust right through your bumper."
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"It goes through, in front of your other tire. Your back tire."
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"And use the crank, it makes it easier."
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"Which, there's two cranks."
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"You got to loosen the lug nuts first."
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"Am I too close to the curb?"
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"You want to help me change a tire? Could use a little help."
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"No? Need a little assistance."
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"I'm just coming flat out and saying, "Help me.""
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"$25, $30? $30 to change a tire."
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"Okay, $35."
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"I'll give you $35. I'll give you $10 for a response."
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"Jesus Christ, so, he cut it, he slashed the tire."
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"- Slashed the tire, yeah. - Son of a bitch."
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"The guy's coming with my car..."
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"and I got to drive him to the gas station..."
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"so I got to go downstairs."
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"Now?"
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"Yeah, in a couple of minutes, he's gonna be here."
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"I'm sorry."
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"The guy's license is "14 THOR.""
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""14 THOR?""
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"And I think there's a big wrestling thing in town..."
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"at the Staples Center, it could be him."
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