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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Thor (S02E02)

"How are you?"
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"I didn't go to my office yet..."
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"I don't want her telling people about me, or things to come out in court."
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"I never broke the law, you know, but personal things."
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"That is just awful."
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"That's why I've never done anything even remotely kinky..."
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"The craziest thing I've done: I've been on the bottom."
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"If we got divorced tomorrow, she'd have nothing to say."
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"Or maybe she could say I hate a couple of people, but that's it."
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"and that is go over by my house and get my clothes."
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"Susie will know all about it."
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"Yeah, she probably will be there. You're not pushing secret codes and all that."
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"No, you don't owe me."
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"My God. You would not believe this article."
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"so they'll have more members and more money coming in."
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"We're supporting this?"
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"Why are you so quiet?"
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"What the hell are you talking about? No."
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"Whenever you're quiet, you're usually thinking about sex."
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"I'm not thinking about sex."
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"I'm just curious."
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"You just said, "That's kind of kinky." Do you think I'm kinky?"
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"I'm not kinky."
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"Like, sick things going on, is that what you think?"
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"- I didn't say "sick." - You think there are sick things going on?"
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"Are there sick, twisted things going on?"
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"Forget I said anything. Sorry."
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"Do you believe that I might be getting back into network television?"
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"I think it's great."
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"- He really loves the idea. - That's good."
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"I mean, he can't stop talking about it."
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"- Hello? - Jay?"
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"- Who is this? - L.D."
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"- Lar? - What's shaking?"
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"Would you mind coming here?"
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"- 3:00, okay? - All right, I'll see you then."
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"Every time I have to go to a meeting, or there's a meeting..."
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"it's never in my office, or my house."
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"I'm always going. Nobody's ever coming to me."
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"Every meeting, I'm traveling."
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"Have you heard of Columbine?"
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"Yeah, 71350359."
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"That's impossible!"
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"No, that's my wife."
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"No, I don't want to cancel it."
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"- Which one? - Right there."
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"Do you know anything about changing a tire?"
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"I never took a shop class and I need a little help."
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"Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire?"
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"For a verbal response, $10."
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"Anybody want to make $10 and respond verbally?"
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"No?"
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"Then he calls me a bald turd."
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"Five minutes later, my tire..."
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"There's a guy, there's a professional wrestler..."
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"his first name's Thor, Thor Oleson."
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"- Thor Oleson. - That sounds familiar."
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"Yeah, who else would have a plate like that?"
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"He sounded like a wrestler..."
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"Supposedly, I drove through some sort of red light or an intersection..."
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"and they have these photos now."
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"- I'm real sorry, what a waste of a day. - No, listen."
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"I got some openings in the afternoon, and we'll kick it around for an hour."
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"Yeah, it kind of works a little better for me if you come here."
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"Let's start by doing what we set out to do."
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"- I know, but we made a plan. - I understand."
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"This is not a meeting about the show. This is about having a meeting."
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"- I drove here with the same intention. - The driving is not the meeting, Larry."
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"You keep coming back to this insane thing with driving."
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"You could drive around the world, we still haven't had a meeting!"
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"I got to go change my clothes."
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"Why did you tell Wanda she has a big ass?"
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"- I didn't tell Wanda she had a big ass. - She just called me and told me."
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"Why would you even comment about her ass?"
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"- It was just a friendly remark, that's all. - That's a friendly remark?"
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"Yeah, I was just being nice. I was being nice and chummy."
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"- There's only one way to take it. - No, if she had a small ass..."
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"What if I did say she has a big ass? That's not terrible."
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"You like big asses?"
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"I don't mind a big ass. No, not necessarily big."
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"I like them just the regular... I like them just like yours, okay?"
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"There are a lot of things about you I don't know."
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"- It's, like, all this stuff is unfolding now. - Nothing's unfolding!"
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"That's so untrue, no, I'm not a deviant."
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"What?"
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"I thought I had to turn around, and show you my big ass."
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"- I didn't say you had a big ass. - You yelled out, "Hey, big ass Wanda.""
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"No, I didn't say "big ass," I was just saying hello."
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"Something about my ass has made you download it..."
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"and you stored it in your memory."
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"Obsessed with asses? I am not obsessed with asses."
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"If it isn't Jeffrey's messenger boy."
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"No, I'm fine."
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"He thinks I don't know about that porn stash."
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"He told me that he doesn't want any of this."
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"- He violates me, Larry. He defiles me. - I don't want to know."
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"Who's that?"
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"Susie, what's going on?"
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"Where's Jeff?"
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"I want to talk, could I go with you, to the hotel?"
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"I want to see my boy."
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"just throw them off."
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"Throwing them on the floor."
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"- I sleep on a big pile of clothes. - It's just disgusting."
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""Loose fat, as fast as you can.""
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"That sounds good, I'd like to get that number."
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"- Have you got a pen, let me put that down. - There's one in the back seat."
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"In my day, nobody got divorced."
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"You know, one little problem, and nowadays it's goodbye..."
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"hating each other desperately, but still they..."
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"Yeah, makes you nauseous, the fumes, you know..."
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"I want to retire here some day. Absolutely gorgeous."
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"One second, Mom. Drop them down there."
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"Take something from the minibar. I'll be up there."
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"- You promise me now. - I promise you."
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"- All right, sweetheart. - I'm sorry about this whole thing."
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"What happened with Susie?"
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"- She's fucking nuts. - Yeah, she's crazy."
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"Now you know why I'm here."
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"I want you to go outside, there's a station wagon out there."
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