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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Thor (S02E02)

"You're kidding? He's in L.A. For this..."
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"when he was standing over my window... That voice."
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"The description is exactly the same as what you're saying."
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"Big, huge guy, long, blond hair."
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"- Holy cow, they took your picture? - Yeah, they had the thing up on the light."
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"I don't mind it if they actually catch you doing something illegal, but not on camera."
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"Jesus, am I fat!"
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"It looks like you've put on a couple of pounds."
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"Horrendous."
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"I'll tell you, you want to do it tomorrow?"
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"I don't think there's that much to go over."
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"We'll get into it."
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"I was kind of thinking maybe tomorrow we could do it in my office in Santa Monica."
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"No, that's okay, let's not do that."
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"We'll do it here. This is good, this works."
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"It's kind of a lot easier for me..."
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"if we could do it in Santa Monica."
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"I mean, you know, I came here today, so, tomorrow maybe..."
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"It's a little easier. I can focus on it a little better."
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"I got a very nice office. You'll be able to focus on anything."
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"I got a very comfortable chair."
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"I got blackboards up there, we can write it all out."
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"You know, it'll be a breeze."
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"It's not the office, I'm very low maintenance."
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"We were supposed to have a meeting. And we haven't had a meeting."
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"Let's accomplish that, let's have a meeting, at my office."
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"We did attempt to have the meeting, and I did make the drive part."
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"So, the drive part, that I did do."
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"But that's a little out of balance now. 'Cause I did my drive."
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"It's not out of balance because you were driving and I was waiting."
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"The important thing is we didn't meet."
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"There's a lot to do while waiting but nothing while driving."
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"Tomorrow, if you want to drive to my office..."
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"I'll be happy if you make me wait for as long as you want."
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"We said we'll meet at my office and have a meeting."
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"That's the plan..."
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"that's not accomplished, let's accomplish it."
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"We attempted to have the meeting, but it was aborted."
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"- Then we failed, let's have that meeting. - We're having that meeting right now."
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"I know, but the intention is the same, don't you understand?"
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"The driving is what we're talking about."
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"We had a singular plan."
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"So we're having a meeting."
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"- Cheryl? - Yes?"
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"What did you do? You canceled AAA?"
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"What happened to you?"
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"Why didn't you tell me you were canceling AAA?"
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"After that article, how could I not?"
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"- I was reading it to you. - You didn't say you were canceling it."
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"I was going to tell you when you got home."
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"That's great, I had to change a tire. And then, look at this."
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"- What happened? - It's a long story."
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"I got to go to Jeff's house and get his clothes."
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"I didn't say she had a big ass, okay."
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"I yelled out the window and I said, "I'd know that tush anywhere.""
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"Why would you do that?"
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"What's the big deal?"
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"You might as well call out and say:"
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""You got a really big ass," it's the same."
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"You don't yell a comment about a woman's ass."
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"I could have said, "I'd know that tush anywhere.""
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"You shouldn't say anything at all."
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"What's the matter with a big ass? I like big asses, there's no problem."
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"- No, this is interesting, you love big asses? - No, I don't love big asses."
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"How big do you like them?"
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"Because mine is really big, and "I like them big.""
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"It's not really big, it's a good size."
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"You said, "I love big asses and I like yours.""
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"No, I said, I don't mind them. I like your..."
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"- There's nothing about me. - Yeah, I didn't know you had this ass fetish."
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"- I don't have an ass fetish. - This is very kinky."
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"This is interesting. After years together, I'm just finding out..."
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"What are you, crazy, no!"
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"I didn't say "deviant.""
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"- Are you expecting somebody? - Wanda."
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"Come on in."
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"You completely, completely misinterpreted that."
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"Is that how you say hello?"
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"Or "Hey, Assy," or "Hey, I know your ass.""
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"What is that, that's not how you say hello, is it?"
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"Perhaps not."
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"That's not so."
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"- What is wrong with him? - We were having a discussion."
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"Did you tell him how wrong it is to say something like that?"
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"- I told him. - You know, a woman's ass is very personal."
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"I didn't know he was so obsessed with asses until today."
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"- You have an ass man. - What are you saying?"
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"- You are an ass man. - I am not."
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"You are an ass man."
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"- It's this ass fetish I didn't know about. - I don't have any ass fetish, okay."
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"Okay, Assy. And why is that shit all over you?"
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"What you been doing, looking for asses?"
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"All in the bleachers and stuff, "Where's the ass?""
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"He is such a slimy, spineless creature that he sends you to do his dirty work."
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"Don't you resent it?"
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"He can't even face me, that fat fuck."
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"You know what I mean, he sends you, his friend..."
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"he puts you in this awkward position, like all the times he used to keep secrets."
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"It's not awkward, there's no secrets."
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"Honest, it's not awkward, I'm very comfortable."
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"You think I don't know..."
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"about all the little bimbos, these actresses."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"He tells them he's going to give them parts..."
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"so he can get a nice blowjob."
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"- I know him. - Blowjob?"
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"He thinks I don't know this shit. What did he tell you, what did he say?"
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"Did he tell you I kicked him out? Yeah, his male ego, his stupid male..."
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"Take all this. He's gonna need this in the hotel."
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"Yeah, Freak That Booty, Big Ass Momma, all his favorites."
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"Think I don't know about this crap?"
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"You're into this shit, too? You're into the kinky Big Ass Momma crap?"
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"- Are you crazy? - I thought you were a family man."
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"I thought I recognized that woman from the back."
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"Let me tell you something."
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"Your perverse, fat fuck manager, you know, what he makes me do?"
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"At night, he makes me..."
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"- You've done something rotten. - What is this?"
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"All right, Jeffrey is at a hotel, Larry is bringing the clothes."
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"I'm taking the clothes to the hotel."
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