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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Wire (S01E01)

"Please come in."
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"- Where's Dean? - Dean's with Jeff."
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"Why is he with Jeff?"
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"- Who is Jeff? - Jeff's my manager."
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"Yeah, Jeff Greene. He's with Jeff."
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"He called, he said, "I'll be home in 20 or 25 minutes."
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"I can't wait here this long, really."
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"This is just bad timing for me."
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"I've got to get out..."
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"I'm so sorry about your cat."
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"Yeah, and its tail had been trapped..."
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"when the gardener came over..."
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"It had been trapped in the lawnmower..."
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"- Poor kitty. - I don't wanna talk about Mittens."
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"I've got a better idea. Hey, brainstorm."
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"Phyllis has just had a complete..."
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"I don't know why I didn't think of this. Camcorder."
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"- I'm getting the camcorder. - No, don't get a camcorder."
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"Please, don't."
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"Okay, I thought that the husband was supposed to be here."
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"Isn't he supposed to be here? Is he the one we had to meet?"
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"Yeah, we're supposed to meet him. It's just another 10 minutes."
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"I'm not kidding. I have to get to the kids' school."
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"This is just so outrageous. Do you know this woman?"
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"You are living next to..."
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"- She's a lunatic. - She's a total lunatic."
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"Hi, Julia. Talk."
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"but I'm not really crazy about those camcorders."
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"You want to ask Larry something on the machine?"
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"Okay, just let me get... Okay."
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"and tell me about... He dates those young girls..."
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"He's a eunuch. Yes."
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"Julia, is that true? Does he really have no testicles?"
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"You know, I've got to tell you, I don't have any fucking idea."
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"- I think that's enough. - Dean's gonna love this."
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"You know what? I think..."
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"I'm gonna call Jeff, okay?"
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"- Okay, good idea. - Your manager?"
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"- I'm coming back to you. - Could you make it quick?"
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"And tell him I've got a time thing."
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"Julia, over here."
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"What time did Dean leave?"
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"What the hell are you doing over there? He's supposed to be here!"
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"I can't kick him out, we've got business to do."
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"What do you mean? I've got Julia Louis-Dreyfus in his house waiting for him!"
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"I gotta go, he's charging me..."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"Okay, we're gonna have to get going."
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"- No. - Dean's still at the office."
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"- You're kidding me. - You're kidding."
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"- All right. - Well that's..."
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"- What's going on? - This is so unusual."
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"You know what? I'm gonna get this."
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"- Great! - What is all this?"
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"I'm an antique jewelry dealer. You didn't know that."
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"- And I just got this piece... - Can I see that for a second?"
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"- Julia just fell in love with it. - I'm in love with it."
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"- I can't believe it. - I've got to tell you, I just love jewelry."
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"but what happened was, I got in a fight with Richard Lewis..."
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"I was gonna get this."
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"I've never turned a piece of jewelry around this fast."
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"I love it."
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"- I have a check from Julia Louis-Dreyfus! - That's so pretty."
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"I guess Julia will have to come back over. You'll have to arrange another meeting."
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"You think I'm gonna ask her again to do this?"
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"No, we're not gonna give up on it just like that."
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"- I'm not asking her again, that's it. - Larry, do you not even care about me?"
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"I love you, I care about you, but I have a friendship with Julia."
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"It would not kill you to make a phone call, and ask her if she could reschedule."
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"- What? - I can't find my pad."
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"- Your little pad? - Yeah, my little brown pad."
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"That you write your ideas down on? I don't know where that is."
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"Where the hell is my pad?"
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"What did I do with that?"
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"Then why don't you call her tomorrow, and you can ask her about..."
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"I'll call her right now."
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"- Wait, what time is it? - It's 9:50."
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"- What time is the cut-off? - 10:00. 10 minutes before the cut-off."
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"- No problem, I'm right in there. - No, you're pushing it."
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"I'm not pushing, 2 minutes is pushing. 10 minutes is not pushing."
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"That's not a push. That is right in the wheelhouse."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"I got to tell you, I never heard of a 9:30 cut-off."
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"It'll take me two seconds, and I'll be out of your hair."
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"I don't have it, though. It's not here."
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"Hi, Brad."
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"but this pad is really important."
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"You sure you haven't seen it? It's brown, it's got a black trim, no?"
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"I'll just take a quick look."
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"Also, I'm sorry about calling so late, but I thought the cut-off time..."
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"It's 9:30 for us."
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"- I think 9:30 with kids is great. - Seems like an early cut-off to me."
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"- It's pretty standard. - And for visitors, it's more like 9:00."
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"I looked pretty carefully in here, Larry. It's not in the kitchen."
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"Of course, those are cookbooks."
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"Sorry, okay."
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"- It's definitely not... - You know, sometimes..."
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"Those are napkins."
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"- We'll look carefully tomorrow, Larry. - And those are place mats."
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"I'm gonna check the patio, because that's where we were talking."
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"It may have dropped out of my pocket."
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"- How are you gonna kick him out? - I'll make a joke."
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"If you can make a joke, but don't make this awkward."
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"Okay, I realize where it is."
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"- I made a phone call in that office. - In my office?"
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"You know, I was working there all day. It's really not in there."
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"- This is bad, this is not good. - I'm sorry, okay."
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"Bobby? Great!"
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"Bobby, what are you doing? It's so late. Go on upstairs..."
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"Did you find a little brown pad, it has a little black trimming on the side?"
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"Larry, go home, please."
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"It's just absurd!"
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"Larry, go. Okay? Just go!"
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"Larry, go! If we find it, we will bring it over, okay?"
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"See you. What was that?"
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"Forget it, these are extenuating circumstances."
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"I'm coming up in a second."
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"He has ransacked our entire house! Do you know what he took, Jeffrey?"
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"Do you wanna know what this little shit took?"
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"You weren't even thinking! You know why?"
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