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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"which is so close it will blow your mind."
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"And boom goes the dynamite. The coolest bar in New Jersey."
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"- Yeah, it probably is. - This is great!"
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"We got darts. Half a ping-pong table."
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"A fish bowl. Look what turned out to be"
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"an awesome night as promised."
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"Maybe we can drop some Bac-Os in here and make them fight."
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"No, thanks. I don't mess with fish bowls unless they have my two favorite fish,"
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"the suckerfish and the blowfish. What up!"
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"For blowfish? I don't think so."
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"- Marshall. - You're better than that."
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"- Lily. - Not good enough."
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"Stella?"
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"Sorry."
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"I am not lowering this until someone gives me the respect"
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"of another person's knuckles tapping against mine"
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"in a light but decisive manner."
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"Then know this. Until it gets what it wants, nay, deserves,"
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"this fist will not yield."
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"It will not yield."
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"- So who wants to play Scrabble? - Sure, whatever."
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"Heads up, the X tile is a little hard to read"
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"(ALL EX CLAIMING)"
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"You know, maybe we should get a dog again,"
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"(DOORBELL RINGS)"
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"Great. There's Robin."
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"- I thought they were moving in with you? - So did I."
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"Hey, guys, I bet that dog was really flying high"
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"after it swallowed a little X. Nailed it!"
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"Come on!"
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"- I can't live here. - It wouldn't be that bad."
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"You could put a minifridge over there and maybe some Nok Hockey."
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"Nok Hockey. Nice one, big man."
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"Yeah, I meant New Jersey in general, not this basement."
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"She wants me to move here? I don't get it. We discussed this months ago."
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"So I was thinking after the wedding, you and Lucy could move in here."
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"maybe make friends with that guy who sleeps on that couch out in the alley,"
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"ride her bike up and down Broadway. That's a great idea, Ted."
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"I thought having a rent-controlled apartment on the Upper West Side"
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"was half the reason she agreed to marry me."
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"Really, I thought it was the whole reason. What is up?"
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"- Hey. - Robin, hey! Looking good."
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"- Bump the Barnacle. - Stella already told me not to."
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"- How was your first day? - It wasn't."
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"- What? - It wasn't my first day."
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"I showed up and there were 20 other people."
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"It turns out, I didn't actually get the job. I only got an audition."
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"- What, how did that happen? - I don't know,"
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"because he told me that I got it."
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"I got it? I got it!"
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"(MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"ROBIN'S AGENT: And just to be clear, when I say "you got it,""
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"I mean an audition. You got an audition."
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"Not the job."
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"Thank you! Thank you!"
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"Okay, I'm gonna call and beg Joel to give me my job back."
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"- No. - You hated that job."
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"I don't know. It wasn't so bad."
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"Robin, what did they make you call Tropical Storm Hector"
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"when it was raining cats and dogs?"
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"A furricane."
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"- Rock me like a furricane. - Nice."
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"Mean."
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"Okay, yeah, it sucks, but what can I do? I mean, I'm not gonna get that other job."
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"You guys should have seen the other women at this audition."
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"There was an African-American chick with blue eyes."
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"How can I compete with that?"
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"You can't."
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"No, you can compete with anyone."
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"You're Robin Scherbatsky. You're confident, strong, tall,"
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"with crazy long legs that look great in shorts."
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"No, no. Robin, if you call him right now, you will hate yourself."
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"Look, I have slept with lots of women who afterwards told me off"
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"and they'd call me, and then we'd hook up again."
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"that look that says they hate themselves and they wish they'd never called."
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"But if you could see that look..."
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"Actually, you can see that look, there's a video, www..."
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"No, no! Stop, okay? I won't call."
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"Don't drink the beer! I just remembered when I bought it."
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"Ted, would you mind running to PriceCo and picking some up?"
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"And while you're there, maybe you could sign up for a card."
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"That's the look."
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"I can't move here. I hate it here. I would kill myself."
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"Maybe New Jersey's not that bad, okay? Stella has a lawn."
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"You could get a riding lawn mower. They sell them over there."
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"I saw one with a cup holder. I saw a recliner with a built-in cup holder."
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"You live in New Jersey, you never have to hold a cup again."
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"I don't think I have as big a problem holding cups as you do."
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"I will give you $100 to fist bump me."
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"$200."
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"Just put it down, Barney. Your arm must be killing you by now."
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"$10,000."
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"Look, you'll be right across the river. You'll be in New York all the time."
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"Excuse me. You guys are from New York, right?"
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"Yeah, we moved here from Manhattan."
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"- Do you ever get into the city? - All the time."
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"See? All the time."
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"- When was the last time you were there? - We just had dinner at O'Rourke's."
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"That's been closed for six years."
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"Maybe it has been a while. Funny, we don't miss it."
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"I guess we're New Jersey-ians now. Honey, look, dog shirts."
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"I can't do it. I'm just gonna tell Stella"
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"she and Lucy have to move into the city and that's that."
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"Okay, what do you guys think? Beagle or Boston terrier?"
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"Are those tears?"
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"They're awesome, manly pain tears. They're not emotional."
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"Okay, they're a little bit emotional."
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"Where's Robin?"
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"Oh, no. She's..."
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"Hey, Shirley, it's Robin calling for Joel."
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"So Madam Butterfly wants to come back to the cocoon."
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"Yeah, look, I'm sorry I said all that stuff."
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"Well, you can stick your sorries in your sock drawer"
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"'cause you've already been replaced."
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"I've got Brian in makeup and he couldn't be more excited."
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"I can't do this. I can't do this."
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"Okay, look, as much as I wanna see college boy here wet himself on camera,"
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"if you can get here in time to read the 11:00 news,"
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"Okay, I have a half hour to make it to the studio."
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"There's no way you can make it to the city in a half hour."
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