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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"Robin, don't do this."
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"I know it's scary to bet on yourself, but if you don't, nobody else will."
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"And I'm not just saying that to get a fist bump."
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"I am betting on myself. I am betting that I can make it there by 11:00."
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"Hey, did you get the beer?"
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"- And did you sign up for the membership? - No."
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"- Why not? - There was a line for the photos."
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"My hair's a mess. I don't wanna move to New Jersey."
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"and I can't see any reason why you and Lucy shouldn't move to New York."
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"Well, my daughter goes to school here,"
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"all of her friends are here, I've lived here my whole life,"
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"my whole family is here, this is my house, I'm on the PTA"
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"and, as of June 1, I'm the deputy mayor."
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"Yes, but my apartment is really close to the subway."
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"Ted, we're not moving. End of discussion."
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"How can it be end of discussion if there's never been a discussion?"
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"This is part of being a parent. I can't just uproot Lucy."
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"People with kids move all the time. I think it would be really great for Lucy"
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"to grow up in the greatest city in the world."
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"Here we go. New York's the greatest city in the whole wide world."
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"It's where dreams come true and pigeon poop tastes like tapioca."
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"Wanna know a little secret, Ted? New Jersey is better than New York."
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"Better than... You think... I..."
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"The Empire State... H&H..."
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"Lincoln... Zabar's... Papaya King!"
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"New York is the intellectual and cultural hub of the planet."
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"New York is full of weirdoes and snobs and mean people."
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"Ted, do you know that, once, an old lady actually called me a bitch"
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"and threw a cat in my face?"
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"And you wanna know if that happened in New Jersey? Uh-uh."
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"86th and Lex, right in front of your beloved little Papaya King."
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"Ted, people are nice in New Jersey."
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"I mean, it's the kind of place where you know your neighbors."
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"- Hey, I know my neighbors. - Oh, yeah? Like who?"
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"Right across the hall, I got Claxpamon."
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"- Claxpamon? - His name is Paxton."
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"Love that dude."
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"(RINGS BELL)"
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"Sorry, in a hurry. Gotta get to the front. Gotta get off first."
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"Don't run over Matisse."
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"You can't actually think that New Jersey is better than New York."
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"New York has Broadway. We win right there."
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"Oh, no, she did not. Knuckle up for safety."
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"We have Atlantic City."
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"Can't beat the AC. Pretty please? No one has to know."
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"- New York has Greenwich Village. - New Jersey has the Shore."
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"Woody Allen."
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"Oscar-winning chronicler of urban neuroses. Bump it!"
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"- Bruce Springsteen. - Sinatra!"
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"Yeah, but what city is he singing about? It's not Secaucus, Secaucus."
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"(HORNS HONKING)"
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"OLDER TED: Now, you kids can either believe this or not,"
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"but this is how your Aunt Robin swears it happened."
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"Look, Stella, I understand that, coming from New Jersey,"
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"you don't picture yourself loving New York,"
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"and now he wouldn't think of living anywhere else."
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"I hate New York!"
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"Okay, today I was walking around PriceCo. Have you ever been there? It's huge."
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"All the stores in New York are so cramped. Every time I turn, I knock something over."
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"I'm like some huge monster that came out of the ocean to destroy bodegas."
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"- But, Marshall, you love New York. - Yeah, I do, except that I hate it."
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"I'm always trying to fit into cramped little subway seats"
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"or duck under doorways that were built 150 years ago."
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"Hey, guess what? People are bigger now. Build bigger doorways."
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"- What the hell is the matter with you? - Small city, big man, give it up."
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"Well, guess what, I like to sleep. I've been tired for eight years."
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"from trying to fit through all these tiny elf doorways."
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"New Jersey's great."
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"It's got huge stores and lawns and you never have to carry a cup again."
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"Not for the rest of your life. I'm not afraid to say it. I love New Jersey."
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"I'm just kidding."
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"Look, Stella, I get it, okay?"
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"I see what you're saying. I guess,"
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"we could live in Brooklyn."
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"You know what, Ted? Live wherever you want. I don't care."
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"Awkward silence. Tap it."
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"Hey, Lucy. What are you doing up?"
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"There were some loud noises in the basement."
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"Sorry about that."
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"- Why don't you get back to bed, sweetie? - I can't go to sleep without a story."
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"- Okay, I'll just get your mom... - Why don't you read it to me?"
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"Okay, come on."
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"You know she thrills me with all her charms"
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"When I'm wrapped up in my baby's arms"
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"My little girl gives me everything"
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"I'm moving here."
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"- Really? - Really."
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"New Jersey wins."
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"Good evening, New York."
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"Hey, look, she made it."
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"Our top story tonight,"
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"the newborn panda at the Central Park Zoo got its first tooth today."
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"Molar bear."
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"Molar bear."
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"You know what? I really am done. Good night, New York."
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"Wow, she really quit."
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"You think we had anything to do with that?"
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"Yeah, I think we did."
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"Nice job, Barney."
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"Oh, my God! Thank you!"
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"That was killing my arm."
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"My arm hasn't been this sore since I was 13 years old"
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"and figured out how to lock a bathroom. Up top."
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"Oh, no."
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"Well, I officially didn't get that job."
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"(ALL GROANING)"
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"- I'm so sorry. - That's okay."
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"They offered me another one."
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"Hey, that's great. What are you gonna be doing?"
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"Foreign correspondent. I'm moving to Japan."
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"to experience some of that crazy New Jersey nightlife."
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"Okay, if we take the next train, we can be at MacLaren's by 11:00."
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"Look, I don't understand why you'd want to live in New Jersey"
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"and stormed out. And sometimes, they'd pick up the phone"
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"- lf you don't hang up right now... - Stop! Hey, Joel, it's Robin."
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"Yeah, I got a 144-pack. The rest is in the trunk."
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"Yeah, he's from Hoboken, New Jersey."
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"but trust me, Marshall didn't expect to,"
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"And it's so loud all the time. Yes, it's the city that never sleeps."
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