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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"- Take pictures, all right? - Bye, Ted."
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"Oh, man."
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"(SNORES)"
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"- Hey, T-Diddy! - Theodore!"
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"Oh, man!"
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"Unless I'm going to see a Giants game or flying out of Newark"
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"But if I murder you and bury you somewhere else?"
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"OLDER TED: Kids, your Aunt Robin was sick of her job at Metro News 1."
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"She was sick of the low production value..."
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"I'm Robin Scherbatsky, and you're watching"
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"... and most of all, she was sick of all the stupid puns."
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"and for four years, this desk has been my cocoon."
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"Okay, Stella couldn't find a sitter, so we can't go out."
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"Okay, guys. Come on, you promised. Let's just hang out here, try to have fun."
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"- We can be there by 10:00. - No, I have to change first."
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"Pretty, pretty. Pretty, pretty. Pretty... Who's a pretty baby?"
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"'cause a couple years ago, it went all the way through my dog."
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"- when you move in. - When I what?"
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"Oh, God, am I moving to New Jersey?"
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"when you have a chance to live in Manhattan."
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"I don't want there to be any confusion. You have an audition only."
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"Hey, Ted."
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"They all had more experience than me, were more ethnic than me."
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"I'm calling Joel."
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"And when we were finished, I could see that look on their faces,"
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"It was right before I got pregnant with Lucy."
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"I mean, you'll probably end up going there all the time."
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"I even saw a hammock with a cup holder."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah."
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"- Robin, hang up the phone. Don't do this. - Sorry, I know, okay?"
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"you can have your old job back."
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"Although, come on, a fist bump would be great. But I really mean that."
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"- What? - I can't do it,"
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"Come on."
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"(GASPS)"
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"I'm too big for New York, okay?"
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"Sing sha la la la la la la"
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"I guess that makes her a molar bear."
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"OLDER TED: Kids, in the fall of 2008, I had a little problem."
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"All right, I gotta get to Stella's."
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"(ALL GROANING)"
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"Tonight's the night, guys. I've tried it before. I've failed every time."
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"This time, I am gonna do it. Tonight I pick up a lesbian."
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"- Robin, I need your lipstick. - Oh, man!"
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"I lived in New York,"
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"Which meant I was always taking the train."
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"- What's up, Ted? - Hey, Matisse."
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"- You missed it. - Robin got that national anchor job."
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"And we got a free bottle of champagne."
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"- But it's empty now. - Oh, man."
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"And as result, it seemed like I was missing out on everything."
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"Sorry, we couldn't wait. It was getting cold."
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"- Hey, big guy. - What's up, G?"
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"- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. It's just,"
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"you know, I wanna hang out with you guys."
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"I wanna hang out with my friends."
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"I just feel like I'm spending all my time on the train."
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"Okay, how about this. Why don't you ask your friends"
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"- to come out here sometime? - That's a great idea."
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"You want us to go to New Jersey? That is rich."
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"- Why? - Well, for starters,"
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"I don't have any of my gold medallions anymore."
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"I sold them when they went out of style 400 years ago."
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"- Lily? - Sorry, Ted."
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"I'm a born and raised New Yorker."
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"I'm programmed to despise and loathe New Jersey and all that it stands for."
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"Why am I telling you this? You hate New Jersey more than anyone."
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"What? I don't hate New Jersey. Why would you think that?"
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"And then he cut in front of me!"
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"God, I hate line cutters more than I hate New Jersey!"
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"Well, that's not true. There is nothing I hate more than New Jersey."
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"Huh?"
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"Right?"
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"Hey, you want us to wait for you or..."
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"No, I might be a while. I gotta drop a massive New Jersey."
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"Okay, so New Jersey's not my favorite place."
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"But once Stella and I get married and she and Lucy move in with me,"
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"I'll never set foot in New Jersey again."
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"or, God forbid, disposing of a body."
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"Ted, if you murder me and bury me in New Jersey,"
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"I'll haunt you forever."
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"I'll leave you alone. I'm sure you had your reasons."
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"Etro News 1 at 11:00."
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"And again at 1:00."
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"... sick of the stories she had to report..."
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"So hurry up and get your votes in for New York's cutest doggie."
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"Four transit workers were electrocuted when a subway train jumped the tracks."
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"Stay tuned for the shocking derails. Joel, people died."
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"So when the call came in that she got the big national anchor job,"
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"she finally got to say the words she'd been dreaming of saying for years."
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"Tonight will be my last broadcast."
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"I came to Metro News 1 as a little caterpillar,"
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"But tonight, I emerge an ambitious butterfly."
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"Why does she sound like an idiot? Did she have a stroke?"
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"Yeah. A stroke of genius. This speech is really good."
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"With one eye on the horizon, one eye on the truth,"
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"and one eye on all of you."
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"You wrote it for her, didn't you?"
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"It's a modified version of the speech I gave when I had to leave the swim team"
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"because of a chronic inner ear situation."
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"- I thought you were the towel boy. - It's part of the team."
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"So that Saturday, as Robin went off for her first day at her new job,"
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"we all headed across the river"
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"Instead, we're all gonna hang out here, and it's gonna be just as awesome."
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"Right? We got board games, we got movies,"
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"and I think there may be some beer out in the garage."
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"Ted, this is pathetic. It's Saturday night. We should be out at a bar drinking alcohol."
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"Now I know that that sounds depressing, bordering on tragic, but it's just a fact!"
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"Yeah, and I wanna take another crack at that chick, Doris."
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"- I know I can land that lesbian plane. - No snakes on that plane."
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"I mean, we're all together."
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"Friends hanging out. Isn't that what really matters?"
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"I am not walking into MacLaren's smelling like New Jersey."
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"(LAUGHING) Whoa."
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"Wow. You guys really hate it here, huh?"
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"What? No, Stels."
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"No. No, I get it. I mean, you guys are all New Yorkers."
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"You need to go hang out at a bar."
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"Well, you could just hang out at the coolest bar in the state,"
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