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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Don't Worry, It's His Sister (S01E01)

"- Sprucing up?! - It's very popular,"
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"You know what? This is coming down!"
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"I'm afraid I don't have a gratuity right now."
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"No, I did Saint-Tropez, so."
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"you'll help me out, and go in and look after your mother!"
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"I know!"
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"Oh, you're charging things to your credit card?!"
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"but if you want cream from Paris, you need a job,"
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"so you can pay for the cream from Paris!"
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"I want you to go down to the front desk,"
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"Okay, I just remembered that being a mother is not your strong suit."
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"And because you gobbled down a hundred thousand"
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"No, no bulletin board..."
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"Um, do you have any other skills or areas of expertise?"
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"I've been told I have really good taste."
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"Um, let's see... Oh!"
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"Bag boy at the grocery store."
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"Which is what, forty, forty-five something an hour?"
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"- Mmm-hmm, exactly. - Okay. Okay!"
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"You're welcome."
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"Hey! Hey! Hey you! Hey!"
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"I'm Bob, that's Ronnie, you know Ray."
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"Well, I can see you've got a million things on your plate,"
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"The sign tells people what to expect when they're in town."
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"Yeah, you see, it's the first thing you see when you drive in,"
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"How are you?"
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"- That is such good news! - (Bleep), I know!"
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"and I have a quote unquote interview to be a bag boy."
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"When's the interview?"
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"I'm interviewing to be a bag boy,"
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"not a personal injury lawyer."
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"For what?"
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"Tell me David, why do you want this job?"
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"I did watch her!"
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"have a background in the theater?"
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"May I be up front?"
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"In the car, come on!"
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"That's not what I know Moira,"
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"Is that where you keep the stash?"
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"No, you want to be seen, and heard, and loved!"
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"Bye!"
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"and he turned it into the little slice of heaven that it is."
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"I'll fix it, all right?"
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"Jocelyn, we're going off book!"
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"Just watch, please."
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"Ahem! Start wherever."
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"oh, you can bet your bottom dollar it will!"
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"Sorry, hairless, homeless!"
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"So what? Who cares?"
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"cannot take that away from you!"
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"Lady standing!"
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"Well, putting groceries in a bag"
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"Good. Quick learner."
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"Sorry, sorry about that."
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"David Rose, line one."
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"I'm just gonna... scoot past."
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"- Yeah? - You hung up."
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"Right."
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"Well, it... it is what it is."
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"Okay, it looks like..."
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"Not a word!"
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"It's not your fault, the script is garbage!"
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"Okay, which one of you wrote this?"
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"I did."
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"Jocelyn, have you ever been addicted to drugs?"
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"No!"
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"Then write what you know, okay?"
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"The quiet suffering of a woman"
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"trapped in a relationship with a simpleton."
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"and drug awareness is part of the curriculum, so."
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"I'm gonna work with these two."
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"What is it that you want?"
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"To go home."
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"You want the marijuana?"
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"Yes?"
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"Now, what is it you need?"
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"It's different, be careful, what is it you need?"
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"What is it you need?"
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"Okay. Ahem!"
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"Hey!"
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"Um, were you working out or something? Or..."
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"Ah, sort of."
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"Okay, well, I'm sorry for interrupting."
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"Um, I just I happened to be in the area, so..."
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"Mutt?"
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"Um... just..."
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"Alexis!"
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"Twyla!"
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"I didn't know you two were uh..."
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"Did you wanna come in?"
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"I was just about to make some tea."
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"Mmm, no, I'm good."
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"Uh, I should be getting back to my mom,"
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"who's not well, yeah, so, I'm gonna go."
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"- Okay. - Oh."
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"You guys have fun!"
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"Thanks!"
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"Blaaaaah!"
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"That is my great grandfather up there, Horace Schitt."
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"He was a visionary, Johnny!"
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"He discovered this land, he developed it,"
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"And I'm proud of him! You understand that?"
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"Roland, you've got this all wrong."
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"Why do you hate me?"
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"I don't hate you! I don't hate you!"
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"Well then, why do you have a problem with a sign"
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"that celebrates my family?"
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"It's not, it's just the way they're celebrating, that's all!"
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"Okay, so now you hate my family."
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"I don't hate your family!"
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"Well then, what is your big fat problem with the sign?!"
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"It looks like your great grandfather's"
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"your great grandmother right up the ass!"
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"Oh my go... that is so demented!"
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"You can't tell me you don't see that!"
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"Well, you know, now that you put that creepy thought in my head,"
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"sure, I... I see it, but you got it all wrong, pal!"
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"Let me enlighten you, Mr. Johnny Rose!"
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"That isn't even Horace's wife!"
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"That's his sister."
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