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Clips from Chappelle's Show - $55 Million & Getting Revenge (S03E03)

"When you get out of here, you're in trouble, Jack."
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"You just gonna let him threaten me like that?"
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"How you gonna get $25 million out of me"
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"if I got the nigga from green mile"
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"sittin' on me in the middle of "k" street?"
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"That's a good point."
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"Freeze!"
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"Oh... shit!"
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"You all right, dog?"
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"You all right?"
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"Money..."
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"The root of all evil."
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"The irs pulled the trigger,"
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"but your greed did this to me, Dave."
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"Wh-why you sayin' that, man?"
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"You didn't have to do two more seasons"
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"no matter how good the show is."
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"They're only gonna say it's not as good as last year was."
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"I know... I already know that."
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"You know-- you know what the key"
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"to keeping the show fresh is?"
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"What?"
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"Come on, talk to me!"
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"You gotta..."
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"I'm dead."
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"Yeah, we did, man. This is crazy, man."
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"Me and Charlie Murphy, because we've been under a lot of stress"
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"and both of us had our own "ka-chung!" Moment."
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"Take a look at this."
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"So where's Dave at, man?"
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"Africa."
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"Africa Africa?"
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"Yeah."
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"That mother..."
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"'cause we gonna be right back"
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"with some more chappelle's show."
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"Oh, yeah, we got more for you."
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"Hey, y'all remember when, when Chuck d said"
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"I agree with him, but only partially, 'cause, see,"
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"all hip-hop ain't exactly newsworthy in my opinion."
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"Check this shit out."
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"And now, a hip-hop newsbreak with Chuck Taylor."
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"Good evening, I'm Chuck Taylor."
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"It's been a very busy day in the news."
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"A lot of things have happened."
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"A staten island man is listed in stable condition tonight"
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"after a brutal assault by rapper method man"
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"following an argument."
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"The victim addressed the press earlier today."
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"It was torture. Straight torture, son."
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"It was crazy--just my nuts."
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"And then, he sewed my asshole shut."
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"Kept feeding me and feeding me and feeding me!"
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"This all took place in the slums of shaolin."
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"There was the rza, the gza, ol' dirty bastard,"
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"raekwon the chef, u-God, inspectah deck,"
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"and of course, the method man."
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"The victim also said that"
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"at one point during the altercation,"
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"method man put a hanger on the stove"
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"and left it for, like, 40 minutes"
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"and then he stuck it in his ass real slow."
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"At this point, method man is still at large,"
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"so stay tuned to news channel 3 for this and other stories."
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"I'm Chuck Taylor."
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"It's those guys."
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"If you mysteriously had $50 million"
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"out of nowhere tomorrow,"
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"would you use any of the money to maybe..."
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"Get revenge on somebody you had a grudge against?"
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"The funny thing, Dave chappelle felt the same way."
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"Check this out."
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"Holy shit, it's Dave chappelle!"
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"Watch your mouth."
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"Hey, little fella, is your, uh, is your dad around?"
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"No, he's at work."
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"Where's he workin'?"
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"He works at the doughnut shop"
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"on Roscoe boulevard."
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"Do me a favor, squirt, run get your mom."
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"Mom!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"David."
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"Oh..."
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"Oscar, go play with your toys."
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"You don't mind if we come in, take a load off, do you?"
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"You know, David, I've been so proud of you all these years,"
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"and I want you to know that I'm really sorry"
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"about what happened between us."
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"I mean, for Pete's sake, David, we were all just kids."
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"Yeah. Yeah, we were kids."
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"I mean, how were you gonna know"
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"that cheatin' on me the night that I asked you to marry me--"
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"would really give me trust issues"
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"Well, the good news is, Jamal and I are still together,"
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"and he's legit now."
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"I have a confession to make."
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"I love you."
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"I've loved you the entire time I've been away from you."
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"I want you to marry me."
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"Dave, I don't know what to say."
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"What about your wife?"
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"Her? It's over between us."
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"What about my husband?"
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"What about him? Leave him."
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"You don't need his doughnut shop money, I got you."
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"Or you could stay around here; I'm sure you're comfortable."
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"Give it a week."
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"I'll send a jet for you to bring you to my home."
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"If you're gonna come, I'll be there waitin'."
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"It's done, baby."
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"The divorce is final?"
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"It's all taken care of?"
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"Oh, thank God. This is for you."
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"I want you to close your eyes, I got a surprise for you."
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"Keep 'em closed."
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"All right, open 'em!"
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"Girl, I didn't get no divorce-- we're happy as hell!"
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"Why did I do it?"
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"'Cause I'm petty and lucky for me,"
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