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Clips from Chappelle's Show - $55 Million & Getting Revenge (S03E03)

"my family's petty too."
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"Nice shoes."
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"Oh!"
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"Hold on, hold on. Look at that squirrel skin coat."
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"Oh!"
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"Get that coat some peanuts."
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"Go back to your husband."
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"Oh, wait a minute."
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"- Oh! - Oh!"
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"All right, come on y'all, let's get out of here."
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"Let's go to the amusement park."
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"I don't know about you, but I want some doughnuts."
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"How many squirrels must die for you to look fly?"
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"Hey, shonda,"
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"I'm rich, bitch!"
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"You son of a bitch."
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"You son of a bitch."
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"Hope I'm not interrupting."
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"Dave chappelle."
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"Jerry Jacobs, casting agent extraordinaire."
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"Oh, hello, Dave."
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"Congratulations on all your success."
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"Oh, thank you, Jerry. You know what?"
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"I got to say, this lady here has meant so much to me, man,"
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"in fueling the fire of my career,"
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"that I did a little something for you."
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"What?"
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"but I hold in my hand an advertisement"
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"for Jerry Jacobs casting."
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"No."
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"You might want to come see this."
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"Hey, I'm Dave chappelle,"
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"and I'm here to say a few words"
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"about America's premiere casting agent."
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"Of course, I'm talking about Jerry Jacobs."
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"She sucks ass!"
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"Jerry had the nerve to tell me that I didn't have,"
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"and I'm quoting her, "it.""
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"But don't take my word for it."
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"One time Jerry called me a "nigga""
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"on the set of jungle fever."
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"I never said that."
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"Kiss my black ass, Jerry."
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"Two times!"
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"That's Jerry Jacobs casting."
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"You can see more of Jerry"
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"in this month's cameltoe magazine."
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"Oh, my God, Jerry."
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"Got some bad news for you."
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"You're fuckin' done, son!"
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"Dave?"
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"Steve."
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"Oh, my God, what happened?"
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"What hap--I mean, how did you get in the, um..."
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"End up in the chair?"
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"I got into a bad car accident a few years ago"
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"not long after you left here."
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"I'm sorry to hear that, man."
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"It's all right, man."
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"You know everybody around here is real proud of you, Dave."
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"I was talking about you with Jay rizzo."
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"You remember him?"
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"Yeah, Jay rizzo, whatever happened to that guy?"
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"He's in a wheelchair too, man."
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"Damn."
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"Can I be honest with you for a second, papa?"
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"I'm really glad you came here today"
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"because I've been wanting to apologize to you for years."
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"Banning you from the club was the biggest mistake"
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"I ever made."
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"I know this doesn't mean anything to you,"
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"but I just want you to know that I'm sorry..."
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"And I always knew from the bottom of my heart"
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"that you were going to make it."
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"Oh, man."
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"Steve."
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"I came here to get revenge on you, man."
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"- You did? - Yeah, man."
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"I was gonna burn your club down."
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"You don't smell that gas?"
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"I know that's wrong, but I was just so mad all these years"
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"for you banning me."
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"It was just--I'm sorry, man."
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"All these years I walked around with that weight"
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"and now I feel like you lifted it."
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"Thank you."
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"Thank you for making this that much sweeter,"
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"you son of a bitch."
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"Hey, hey! What the fuck, man?"
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"Not the stairs, man."
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"Oh, I love it when a plan comes together."
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"Oh, oh, I just want to hold him."
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"Oh!"
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"right after these messages!"
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"- Okay. - Robot, help us please!"
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"Hey, yo."
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"You ever been in the club and a new Tupac record come out?"
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"It's--he's living!"
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"I saw Tupac on 42nd street"
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"selling biggie t-shirts two for $10, man."
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"Tupac lives!"
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"Let's just say his lyrics were a little bit before they time."
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"Check this out."
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"Exclusive, here's that new Tupac."
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"Tupac, rest in peace."
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"Thank y'all for watching chappelle's show."
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"I'm rich, biatch!"
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"All right, here it comes."
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"The victim also said that at one point during the altercation"
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"method man put a hanger on the stove and left it--"
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"Ready?"
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"The victim also said that at one point during the altercation"
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"method man put a hanger on the stove"
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"and left it for, like, 40 minutes."
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"And then--"
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"Take a picture of me, son!"
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"Ahh!"
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"that hip-hop was like the CNN to the hood?"
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"Sounds lucrative."
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