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Clips from Chappelle's Show - $55 Million & Getting Revenge (S03E03)

"Dave chappelle, going once..."
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"Hey, look."
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"Dave chappelle left the show."
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"'Cause I happen to know if it wasn't for Dave chappelle,"
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"Speaking for me and donnell, as a matter of fact..."
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"I need all the camera time I can get, nigga!"
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"I'm goin' ass to the glass!"
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"I'm tryin' to blow up."
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"Nah, man, it's cable."
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"Congratulations to Dave chappelle!"
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"Reports say chappelle has received $55 million."
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"You hear what I'm saying, bald head?"
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"Come on, get to cuttin'."
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"I ain't playin' this shit today."
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"What you mean, that's the old price, nigga?"
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"and we work something out, all right?"
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"What if I don't wanna pay?"
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"You gotta..."
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"We had our own "ka-ching!" Moment, didn't we?"
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"I'm broke, bitch!"
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"Thank you."
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"First he put my nuts on the dresser."
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"And then he banged them shits with a spiked bat, like "bow!""
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"Like, "sss...""
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"We'll be right back with more "chappelle's show"!"
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"I'ma pose a question to the audience right now."
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"You would?"
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"with Jamal, of all people--"
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"that I struggle with to this very day."
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"Say yes."
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"Shh..."
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"This my wife and my son!"
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"Why did you do this to me?"
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"Knock, knock."
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"I know that ad time on the super bowl is expensive,"
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"Eight years ago at an audition,"
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"Give me some."
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"Don't hire her 'cause she sucks ass,"
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"and she's a racist."
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"It's over."
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"In fact, just the other day,"
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"Whoa, nice--oh, let me see what you got."
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"That little motherfucker, bye!"
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"Thank you, thank you."
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"Hi, thank you."
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"I don't think he's coming."
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"Oh."
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"Let's start the show."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"put your hands together for Dave chappelle!"
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"Dave chappelle, going twice..."
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"Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"Put your hands together"
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"for donnell rawlings and Charlie Murphy!"
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"But I want y'all to know somethin'."
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"Charlie Murphy is not mad at Dave chappelle."
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"you motherfuckers would still be calling me"
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"Eddie Murphy's brother."
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"You know... Somebody had to do this."
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"Nigga, speak for yourself."
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"Keep talkin', nigga, whatever!"
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"As we all know, money changes everything, right?"
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"And the funny thing, like, before Dave had all this money,"
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"man, a lot of people didn't know, like,"
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"how much Dave really was worth or how much he had"
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"and Dave had to find out a real crazy way"
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"that people knew that he had a lot of cash."
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"Take a look at this."
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"Yeah, welcome back to 106 & park,"
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"b.E.T.'S top ten live."
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"So, you g'wan do your show again?"
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"You must be paid... Big tv star."
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"I do all right, but nothin' to write home about."
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"He's rakin' it in on the new season of the chappelle show,"
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"the Dave chappelle show."
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"They be lyin' like shit on tv, don't they?"
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"All right, you all set."
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"How much I owe you, man?"
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"$11,000."
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"Your chalkboard says $8, man."
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"That's the old price."
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"That is fucked up."
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"Y'all gonna let him rob me?"
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"Huh? Hah?"
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"Pay up now, 11 in cash."
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"All right. But for $11,000..."
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"Shave my balls then, nigga."
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"How much I owe you?"
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"- Nice car. - Yeah."
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"Richest, funniest man in America."
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"$873."
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"Aw, come on, man, the sign say $28."
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"That's the old price."
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"All right, man, let me get my checkbook"
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"Let me get a picture with you."
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"Fuck no, nigga..."
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"You got your camera, man?"
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"$25 million?"
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"That's half my money, man."
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"You ain't do half the work."
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"Shit."
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"What's that? Your sister's gun?"
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"You think that's the first time I had a gun put in my face?"
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"Nigga, that's the sixth time this has happened this week."
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"That's why I got him around."
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"Go ahead, pull your pistol out,"
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"let's have a little arms race in the room."
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"Oh, no."
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"They the government, man."
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"I'm afraid of them."
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"I pay you $4,000 a week to hold me down, nigga."
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"Hold me down!"
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"$4,000 a week?"
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"You haven't filed for that."
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"Both of you..."
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"Get buck naked."
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"Damn it."
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"You know what, dude?"
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"You fuckin' fired."
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"- You know what? - What?"
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