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Clips from Saved by the Bell - Fatal Distraction (S01E01)

"- Excuse me? - Please, please,"
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"It's me, Zack! Why the disguise?"
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"Simple."
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"- You could do worse. - She could do better."
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"You don't think she'd consider going out with you?"
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"Never mind."
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"- That's it? - Yeah."
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"Well Bon Jovi, bon voyage."
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"Yeah, me too. I turned down six girls."
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"If either of you had an ounce of integrity,"
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"Why couldn't you live with a foreign family?"
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"Hey, Zackie! We've got to talk, hunk of mine."
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"That boy has got one cute behind."
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"Done, Zack."
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"- She's home! Hide! - Aa-ah!"
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"Can you believe that Tony Kramer"
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"She does, doesn't she?"
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"Yeah, I know how you feel."
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"Sometimes I wonder why God ever invented boys."
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"Gentle, talented, gorgeous, and light on his feet."
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"Hey, if that ain't you, I don't know who it is."
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"What was that?"
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"- That was Zack. - Well, what's he doing?"
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"It's so romantic."
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"Zack, it's working!"
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"All right! We got it back just in time for the juicy stuff."
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""Goodbye"? Look, what is going on here?"
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"- Well, what'd she do? - I don't remember."
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"Look, you don't understand. Kelly gets these headaches and --"
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"Softball practice, silly."
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"Having fun with Rhonda, Zackie?"
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"Oh, I have something for you too, Zack."
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"Wait a minute. You planted this in Belding's files?"
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"You guys were all in on this?"
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"I just have to know one thing, Kelly."
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"- Big plans? - Yeah."
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"I have to be home in 10 minutes."
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"I have very strict rules about that. I don't kiss on the first date."
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"do not apologize for existing. How may I serve you?"
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"Isn't this Zack Morris' locker?"
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"That is true. While I am in your country, we are sharing."
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"Do you know where Zack is?"
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"but his soul is in the gymnasium."
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"Thank you!"
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"Lots of girls want to ask me to the dance,"
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"but I don't want to say yes or no"
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"I haven't asked anyone yet, Zack."
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"Only if she wants to have a great time."
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"You're looking at her date."
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"Hmm, tough decision."
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"So many boys, so little time."
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"If I were you, Morris, I'd find someone else."
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"Hey Zack! "Zackie"!"
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"Go get her, Zackie!"
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"Hey, what's the rush, "button nose"?"
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"Slater, help me, come on."
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"Give me a second."
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"All right. Look, I've got nothing"
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"against Rhonda Robistelli."
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"But I do have this policy against dating anyone"
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"who holds the school shot-put record."
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"All right, I kept my part of the bargain."
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"Here's your "Seventeen," "Glamour," and "Cosmo.""
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"What's this?"
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"I have my needs too."
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"Who's Kelly going to take to the dance?"
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"Well, according to my research,"
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"Gina, Alex, and Rebecca think Kelly's asking Slater."
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"What do they know?"
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"Connie, Didi and Raylene think she's leaning to you."
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"Smart girls."
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"Sue Ann thinks Kelly's going to ask Rodney Carter..."
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"if his face clears up."
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"Well, remind me to buy Rodney a candy bar."
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"Is that it Lisa?"
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"Not all of it. I seem to be losing my memory."
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"All right, I'll do your history homework."
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"From you that's not a gift, that's a threat."
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"Come on. You had to find out more than that."
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"Maybe."
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"All right, all right. I'll sweeten up the deal."
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"I'll give you my tickets to the Bon Jovi concert."
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"Bon Jovi? You got it!"
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"- Okay, now what's the scoop? - Kelly is definitely taking you..."
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"- Thanks, Lisa. - ...or Slater."
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"So Slater, you got a date for the dance yet?"
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"and a teacher."
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"you'd go with the first girl that asked you."
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"Please, I'm eating here."
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"- Great. - Hey, I'll be there..."
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"with my nightie, pimple cream and curlers."
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"spill your guts about everything?"
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"- Why? - I'm sure Kelly will say"
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"who she's going to take to the dance, then you can tell us."
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"Not if Kelly doesn't want us too."
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"I could live with that."
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"Hey Zack, a young lady asked me to give this to you."
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"Oh, I almost forgot, there's a message too --"
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"- She loves you, kid. - Who?"
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"Zack are you sure we should be bugging Jessie's bedroom?"
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"Screech, this is the only chance you'll ever have"
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"to find out Lisa's innermost thoughts about you."
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"What are we standing around for?"
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"Hey, make sure you hide that well."
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"I'll place the wire under this rug."
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"You've got to admit this about us, Screech..."
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"I'm good."
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"Now I just have to make sure the wire's secure."
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"You're an electronics genius, "Screecher.""
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"Be there in a minute, Mom."
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"tried to make out with me in the middle of "Working Girl"?"
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"What's wrong with that?"
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"Tony was sitting right behind us"
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"and what a jerk -- he left his retainer in my hair!"
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"Boys can be so dumb sometimes."
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"Yeah, but they can be so cute, too."
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"I know, this is great."
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"Hey, now we have to listen for hidden meanings."
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"Pass the pepperoni."
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"Lisa wants you."
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