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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Pie vs. Cake (S03E03)

""When you think about it, pie is murder."
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"If you choose life, choose cake.""
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"[Chuckles] I did get political."
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"I learned from the best. Now I'm the best."
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"[Telephone base clicks]"
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"This is Nice Man."
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"My guy's an orphan, so he can tell "yo mama" jokes,"
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"but no one can say them back to him."
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"Her power is the superhuman ability"
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"to see things from other people's point of view."
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"Oh, dope."
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"So she can see people's thoughts"
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"No."
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"She's not the violent type,"
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"but she could understand why someone else might be."
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"come up with 10 ideas for the comic book?"
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"There's bound to be one we both like."
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"That's The Empathizer's catchphrase."
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"Not into it? Okay."
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"10 ideas. Got it."
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"Mommy, are you really returning our phone?"
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"Watch the queen conquer."
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"I don't believe we sell this phone."
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"Oh, good, 'cause I'm not asking you to sell it to me."
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"Oh, gosh, I'm sorry."
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"- I don't. - Oh."
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"Is Mr. Save-More here?"
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"Does he know that customers"
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"Ma'am..."
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"you know I love our weekly sparring sessions."
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"Bee-beep."
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"Beep. Beep-beep."
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"It's what connects us."
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"That's why it's vital"
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"I'm sorry, sir, but you're gonna have to wait."
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"I'll be honest with you, Roger."
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"You're right."
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"But that shouldn't matter."
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"Do you have a mother?"
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"I do."
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"taking time out of her busy day"
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"Oh, no."
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"Do the right thing, Roger,"
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"They're not perfect..."
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"but they're ours."
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"Okay."
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"I'm gonna take the phone back..."
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"and use it to call my mother."
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"Binder it, Mommy."
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"[Mechanical whirring]"
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"What's going on?"
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"I thought we were supposed to be working on our 10 ideas."
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"Watching Trent play "Turok" is part of my process."
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"Right, Trent?"
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"[Sighs]"
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"[Scribbling aggressively]"
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"Here, what do you think of this?"
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"Lazy Boy uses the power of flimsy excuses"
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"to deflect responsibility and hard work."
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"Looks kind of rushed."
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"Lazy Boy is you!"
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"You wanted to team up,"
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"I thought we were doing this as brothers."
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"than you have with me."
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"Whoa!"
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"which, come to think of it,"
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"is just like an episode of "Sister, Sister" I saw."
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"I'm going back to doing my own comic."
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"Have fun with your game."
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"Fine! I can trace my own comic book!"
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"It's not that hard."
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"Why are all the lights off?"
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"Because Evan wanted them off, and who am I to argue?"
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"Look at this."
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"This is Evan's binder of returns."
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"He's better than me at arguing."
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"It's his kingdom now."
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"is it really so bad?"
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"We want our kids to be better than us, don't we?"
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"Of course, eventually."
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"But not today!"
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"How would you feel if Eddie beat you at basketball?"
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"Well, I'd be sad."
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"Ooh!"
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"How's that goose egg taste?"
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"I have nothing left to teach Evan."
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"why are the lights on?"
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"Hi. I'm Louis Huang."
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"I just wanted to introduce myself,"
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"since I have no idea who you are right now."
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"And if I was..."
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"you would be dressed quite differently."
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"Remind him he still needs you."
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"- Stop it. - Fine."
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"Well, what do you want me to do?"
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"Well, what do you want you to do?"
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"[Sighs]"
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"I...want... to..."
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"and destroy him."
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"Oh, th-that's not exactly what I was thinking."
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"Ah, who cares if he's my baby?"
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"I need to be ruthless, like you!"
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"Like, what is it you always say to Eddie"
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"_"
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"Come here for a sec!"
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"What do you think about this?"
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"Garfield?"
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"_"
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"Instead of a cat that likes lasagna,"
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"it's a dog that likes spaghetti!"
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"_"
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"_"
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"Hello, Evan."
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"there are two root vegetables in front of me."
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"Which one is better?"
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"Let's argue. You go first."
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"Lincoln versus Douglas,"
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"Nixon versus JFK..."
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"[Chuckles] I'm sorry?"
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"Why won't you let my son on your debate team?"
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