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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Pie vs. Cake (S03E03)

"I've seen him beat the best."
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"- Why? - Those are just the rules."
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"You're the debate teacher. Defend your rule."
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"[Chuckling] Well, it's not my rule."
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"Oh, so you don't care about these kids at all?"
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"You just do what your boss tells you to?"
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"Is that why you got into debate, to lie down?"
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"You should work in a mattress store."
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"[Laughs] Okay, okay."
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"She is... She is using humor to expose a flaw in my argument."
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"I would encourage you to think for yourself,"
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"the way you encourage your class to think for themselves."
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"Being young isn't a negative."
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"Okay, class, this is her thesis statement."
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"Let's see how she supports it."
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"[Regal music plays] Think of other brilliant young prodigies"
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"througut history..."
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"Mozart, Joan of Arc, Doogie Howser."
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"to practice their extraordinary gift?"
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"Little girl..."
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"what if someone had prevented you"
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"from following your dream?"
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"Am I supposed to answer?"
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"The passion of children inspires us all to be better."
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"nurture it,"
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"follow it."
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"As Ms. Whitney Houston said, and I quote,"
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"Teach them well"
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"and let them lead the way.""
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"[Mr. O'Connor laughs]"
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"An apology, from Lazy Boy to Nice Man."
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"I'm sorry I didn't do any work."
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"Give me another chance."
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"Let me make it up to you."
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"Well, Nice Man's motto is,"
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""Everyone deserves a second chance.""
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"That's why villains always take advantage of him."
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"All right."
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"that no one's ever seen before."
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"[Door opens]"
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"I'm on the debate team!"
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"You should have seen it."
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"The teacher was like, "He's too young.""
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"But Mommy was like,"
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""Young talent is good for society.""
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"And the teacher was all, "Ah! You convinced me!""
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"Mommy was using debate tricks there's not even names for."
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"and she said, "I hate teachers.""
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"She was like a superhero."
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"Oh, my God, Eddie."
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"The perfect superheroes are right in front of us."
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"Here is your debate team exemption form,"
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"I'll put it in your binder."
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"No."
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"Here you go."
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"Waste of time."
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"Let's see this now."
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"Oh!"
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"Look at this!"
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"Wow."
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"[Scissors snipping]"
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"Oh, boy!"
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"This is what I've been looking for!"
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"Oh."
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"Victory!"
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"Oh, look!"
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"Oh."
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"♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪"
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"♪ Homey, you don't know where I come from ♪"
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"they throw formal arguments at each other."
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"Huh."
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"Oh, Peggy..."
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"I heard "give it away," "free,""
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"_"
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"I was thinking about your comic-book contest."
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"That was hours ago."
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"In conclusion,"
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"Thank you."
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"Much better."
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"I needed a crest."
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"Oh."
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"Got it."
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"In formal debate, slander is not permitted"
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"and must be stricken from the record."
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"Cake watched you grow up."
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"Do they seem like good shepherds to you?"
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"Thank you, Zack."
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"I think you and I need to get on the same page."
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"I need to return this phone."
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"I didn't realize you owned this store."
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"So, then, who are you to change the rules?"
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"I'm sorry, but my final answer is "no.""
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"That's how we used to communicate."
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"Well, then, imagine your mother"
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"in front of you, her son."
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"I am."
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"but you don't want to do any of the work."
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"You wanted me to do all the work,"
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"The words are the best good anyway!"
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"[Grunting]"
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"Are you okay?"
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"[Strained] Long live the prince."
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"I'd be sad because I'd be dead."
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"[Chuckles] That's not happening."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Is this some weird bedroom game? Because I am not in the mood."
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"Show Evan he still needs you, that he has a lot left to learn."
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""No sauce in our home!""
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"It's Spaghetti Dog."
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"Uh, he's just too young."
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"It's the school's rule."
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"What if someone had told them that they were too young"
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""I believe the children are our future."
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