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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Pie vs. Cake (S03E03)

"What's in there?"
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"There's no way they're gonna take those back."
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"He's saying, "You need a receipt.""
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"I like to challenge myself."
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"That page is from when we did three returns in one day."
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"That was when you gained all that water weight."
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"♪ If you don't know, homey, now you know ♪"
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"♪ Fresh off the boat ♪"
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"Nope."
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"I mean, it's really just a ton of extra homework."
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"Well, if you're into it,"
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"they're having tryouts later this week."
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"[Scoffs]"
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"a comic-book stores nationwide."
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"Well, I think it's awesome."
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"_"
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"Is he?"
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"He is."
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"♪ I haven't worn it ♪"
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"♪ For the longest time ♪"
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"to take you to debate tournaments."
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"for when you become doctor-president."
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"Hey, can you hand me that pencil?"
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"Building on that,"
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"Why don't we team up, do it together?"
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"♪ Brother, brother ♪"
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"Together, we could create something amazing"
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"Hmm."
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"Thanks, Mommy."
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"Well, after a few of these, I'll forget you ever did it."
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"couldn't read our comic books at the table,"
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"but Evan gets to read his debate book?"
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"and you are a butt face."
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"We'll just take the usual..."
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"Although, pineapple cake does sound good."
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"[Inhales sharply] No."
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"In fact,"
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"pie is so good, dessert couldn't contain it."
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"Birthdays, graduations, retirements."
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"No one's ever heard of a wedding pie."
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"Is it savory? Is it sweet?"
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"pie is murder."
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"Let us eat cake!"
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"Anyway, the place went crazy."
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"Let's take a drive."
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"What do you think?"
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"He uses the power of overwhelming positivity"
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"to diffuse negative situations."
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"I don't know if he's gonna go with the words I've written."
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""Yo mama" jokes? How is that a super power?"
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"Okay."
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"How about another character?"
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"Why don't we each, separately,"
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"You bought the five years ago at a Radio Shack in D.C."
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"Oh, no."
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"I'm asking you to take it back."
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"I'm sorry. I can't. There are limits."
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"are no longer your first priority?"
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"This is my job as much as it is my gym some days."
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"But do you know how it would make me look"
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"to take back a phone that you didn't even buy here?"
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"Do what you will."
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"Beep-beep. Beep."
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"Morse code."
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"But now... we use the telephone."
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"to have one that you're happy with."
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"We didn't buy the phone at this store."
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"to come down here, looking for help,"
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"only to have someone embarrass her"
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"not for the store, but for mothers everywhere."
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"Chapter 8... "Emotional Manipulation.""
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"Yeah, he's been, uh..."
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"[Buttons clicking]"
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"You've spent more time with Trent"
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"Don't bring me into..."
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"[Grunting]"
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"But it was my least... favorite."
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"Louis: Jessica?"
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"He wants me to hold it for him."
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"The queen is dead."
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"Okay."
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"Even if that's true,"
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"That's game, Pops! 10-0, me."
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"Uh..."
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"What are you doing?"
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"The Jessica I know fights for what she wants."
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"challenge him to another argument"
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"Grandma!"
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"_"
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"It's not Garfield."
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"This is way harder than I thought."
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"[Sighs]"
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"As you can see,"
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"The debate teacher won't let me on the team."
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"History is littered with great debates..."
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"How 'bout mother versus fool?"
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"You can't tell me he's not good enough."
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"Actually, Evan is good enough."
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"[Laughter]"
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"Textbook marginalization. Write that down."
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"I think you just did."
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"Instead of standing in the way of that,"
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"we should embrace it,"
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"What's this?"
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""Brother, Brother" for real this time."
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"There's still a day before the deadline."
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"I think we can still come up with a superhero"
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"Then the class asked if she could be our teacher,"
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"Everyone loved her."
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"Oh, damn."
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"signed by your teacher."
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"By the golden hammer of Thor!"
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"_"
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"[Bell tolling]"
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"Now, you always have the option to save your allowance for..."
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"into cold, hard cash."
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