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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"I'm sorry, Stan. I'd love to helpyou."
American Dad! (2005)
"Keep going. Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk."
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"and you're Arrested Development."
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"It doesn't mean you're bad. It just means he's not interested in you."
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"I'm thinking about canceling our biweekly trip to the Franklin Mint."
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"Oh, let's not overreact. Just ask him."
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"- [Doorbell Rings ] - I'll get it!"
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""Where's the beef?" [ Laughing ]"
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"Hey, Steve. Somebody left this on your front porch."
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"Great. It's the fat one."
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"- That's a doormat, Barry. - Who's Matt Barry?"
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"God, I hate you so much!"
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"- Mom, can Barry stay for dinner? - If it's okaywith his parents."
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"- Good people. My kind of people. - [ Watch Beeps ]"
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"Eh, time to take myvitamin."
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"May I have a glass ofwater?"
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"Fatty can use the garden hose!"
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"How could the dean give our Eskimo Studies money..."
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"to the stupid Fraternity Council?"
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"I mean-"
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"Hi, can you please help me? I'm not drunk."
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"your exciting Grenada stories..."
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"that everyone loves, including Steve."
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"- You were in Grenada? - Barry, don't encourage-"
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"Why don't you pull up a couple of chairs?"
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"October 30. We were pinned down by the enemy."
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"And I'd just learned Johnson was going to..."
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"the U.S.O. Halloween pageant as Ms. Pac-Man..."
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"which meant I had less than 24 hours..."
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"Oh. You two went to the Mint together?"
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"- Sure did. - Barry has a knack for it too."
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"He can spot the difference between a plate and a platter."
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"You hear that, Steve? Your dad knows my name."
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"My name is Barry! And he knows that!"
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"So, Barry, want to wind down bywatching..."
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"Red Dawn? Dad, I thought that was our thing."
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"And I thinkyou'll be surprised to see what creature..."
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"was number one in my "Enemies of the Bear" collection-"
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"I should run home and get more."
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"Your little candy pills won't makeyou live forever, will they?"
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"- Will they? - What areyou guys doing in here?"
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"you'd send me to military school."
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"And you also said that this room has a maximum capacity oftwo."
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"just, uh, seeyou at dinner then."
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"[ Whispering ] Don't look at him."
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"No frat parties harder than we do."
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"Lastyear, one of our pledges drank himselfto death."
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"At his funeral, everybody got laid."
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"- [Man ] Oh, that's a kegstand. - [ Gulping ]"
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"[ All ] One, two, three, four-"
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"307, 308, 309! [ Cheering ]"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"- Prepping your room for the sleepover. - Hey, Steve."
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"My Spider-Man shirt!"
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"Told you he wouldn't mind. All right, boys, good night."
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"You scamp, I loveyou!"
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"Okay, Barry, I've had enough. Time foryou to go home."
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"I like it here."
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"You see, your father and I get along quite well."
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"- [ Fly Buzzing ] - And no one- I mean no one-"
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"- [ Springs Creaking ] - [SinisterLaughing]"
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"You don't understand. He- He's crazy!"
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"And then a fly crawled in his mouth and- and he ate it!"
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"He- He ate the fly!"
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"- I'm making tacos for dinner. - Hey, hey! There he is!"
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"- You look great, champ! - I took a shower."
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"How doyou find the time to still be so pretty?"
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"Stan, could we stop by church on the way to breakfast?"
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"Before I take my first sip ofO.J...."
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"- You bet, slugger. [ Growls ] - [ Giggles ]"
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"Oh, I'm heading to church for Bible study."
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"Mind ifl catch a ride?"
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"- Ooh. - Hey."
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"Uh, Steve, would you mind opening the door for us?"
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"Yes, I mind. You have to believe me."
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"There's something wrong with Barry- something evil."
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"Fine, I'll open the door."
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"When we get to church, nobody pray for Steve."
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"So then Doggerwas, like, "Man, who vomited on my bed?""
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"And I was, like, "Dogger, not only is that..."
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"not vomit, that's not a bed.""
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"are not things to subsidize!"
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"- are not things to subsidize! - Let me handle this."
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"Ladies, ladies, the dean gave us..."
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"Yes, but not so you could blow it on parties and alcohol!"
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"Well, we're a culture. A gender-and-ethnic-exclusionary hierarchy."
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"Maybeyou should study us. Say tomorrow night? At the house?"
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"- That sounds fair. - He makes a good point."
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"- I'll tell the Eskimos. - Wait! Don't go!"
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"We need to stay the course!"
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"Weren'tyou listening? Ho!"
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"But this is my family, my house and-"
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"Why areyou using oven mitts for a cold sandwich?"
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"I'm pretending they're pockets."
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"Hey! That's my dad's Tara Reid collector's plate."
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"You can't touch that. You know how much that'll be worth..."
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"in a few months when she's dead?"
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"Of course. Barry, that's it. To the crime lab!"
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"- [ LaserWhirring ] - Wow, Stan!"
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"The crime lab turned out great."
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"Dad, there's got to be millions ofsuspects in that database."
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"- It's gonna take forever. - [Beeps ]"
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"slightly to the left and-"
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"- Why, Steve? Why? - What? I didn't do it."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"He told me he's been strangling cats foryears."
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"Oh, my God! What's happened to our son?"
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"Listen up! You boys are here becauseyou require punishment!"
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"Unusual punishment that at times will border on the absurd!"
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"Sir, um, where arewe?"
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"Well, we ain't at a Denny's in Tucson..."
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"trying to convince the waitress it's our birthday!"
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"We're on an oil rig in the Atlantic."
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"- [ Metal Clangs ] - [ Screaming ]"
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"- More tea, Lady Harrington? - Why, thankyou."
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"This is great, Barry. Steve isn't interested..."
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"in playing Red Dawn with me anymore."
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"- I'm sorryyou wasted 1 4 years of your life with him. - [Francine ]Stan?"
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"Sorry, champ. Playtime's over."
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