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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"## [ Singing ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"Here we are, Steve. The most important building in the world."
American Dad! (2005)
"Lovely."
American Dad! (2005)
"- [ Machine Buzzes ] - Look, I'm a skeleton!"
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Machine Buzzing ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"Yeah, you did. It's called justice. And it was hilarious."
American Dad! (2005)
"Look at me! I'm the dolphin-tank cleaner!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Wow. That's really- really boring."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm serious, Roger. I'm opening up toyou here."
American Dad! (2005)
"It's like my son's rejection is bringing up..."
American Dad! (2005)
"- You care about the Eskimos? - Yeah, yeah. I love their pies."
American Dad! (2005)
"Areyoustillmoping about Steve?"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Nobody knew. - Oh, my God!"
American Dad! (2005)
"The Franklin Mint! Yeah, I'd rather die."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, theywon't care. They never care."
American Dad! (2005)
"- It's all political. I hate it. - Fraternities."
American Dad! (2005)
"Bunch oflazy, immature guys getting drunk..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Stan, why don'tyou tell one of..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, nobodywants to hear any of my stupid stories."
American Dad! (2005)
"- to come up with a whole new costume. - [ Gasps ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, now I've done that. Steve?"
American Dad! (2005)
"They're here! The new plates are here!"
American Dad! (2005)
"You either know that oryou don't. It's like sexing a chicken."
American Dad! (2005)
"the best movie ever, Red Dawn?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Russians and Cubans invading Colorado thing."
American Dad! (2005)
"Besides, I've got Barry now. I don't need you, per se."
American Dad! (2005)
"Geez, doesn't anyone appreciate Latin anymore?"
American Dad! (2005)
"[Stan ] The cougar, wolves, killersalmon."
American Dad! (2005)
"- You don't need those. - [Bottle Clatters ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Oh, hey, Barry's friend. - Dad, you said ifl ever set foot in the commemorative-plate room..."
American Dad! (2005)
"So, Steve, I guess we'll, uh..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, what's that guy doing?"
American Dad! (2005)
"- [ Bottles Crunching ] - I'm sorry. I was just overcome with joy."
American Dad! (2005)
"Anyway, you mind if I, uh-"
American Dad! (2005)
"[ All Cheering ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"About an hour ago, I heard somebody mention chili fries."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Reveille at 0700 tomorrow? - 0700?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Thanks toyour dad, I don't need myvitamins anymore."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Go home? - Yes. Go home."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yes, lots ofthings are different now."
American Dad! (2005)
"Sojust shutyour skinny mouth..."
American Dad! (2005)
"That fly- I-It just crawled in your-"
American Dad! (2005)
"go to sleep!"
American Dad! (2005)
"[Farts ] Thatshouldbe withyou momentarily."
American Dad! (2005)
"He- He was talking like Gary Oldman."
American Dad! (2005)
"He- It went- He just ate it!"
American Dad! (2005)
"## [ Humming ]"
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"Boy, that bathroom is so clean, Mrs. S."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, Barry, please. I look terrible."
American Dad! (2005)
"[ All Chuckling ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Chanting] Beerbreath andbloodshot eyes..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Beer breath and bloodshot eyes..."
American Dad! (2005)
"that money fair and square."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Yeah, that's right! Tell him, Hayley! - Yeah, I know!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- That's right! Yeah! - Yeah!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- This isn't over, Roger. - I know. We just made plans for tomorrow."
American Dad! (2005)
"I don't know what's gotten intoyou, Barry."
American Dad! (2005)
"Whoa, whoa, Barry. I- I didn't mean to-"
American Dad! (2005)
"No, no, you're right."
American Dad! (2005)
"It- It's just that your dad is so great."
American Dad! (2005)
"And I wanted to have a dad like that. And I feel bad."
American Dad! (2005)
"[Plates Crashing]"
American Dad! (2005)
"- That sounded like- - My porcelain!"
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Gasps ] No!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Theywere innocent!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- I don't know. - What ifwe dust for prints?"
American Dad! (2005)
"We've got a match. A picture ofthe culprit is now on my monitor."
American Dad! (2005)
"Now I just have to turn my head..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, yours are the only fingerprints on there."
American Dad! (2005)
"I think he's dangerous."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I did not! He's just- - Look out!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I think it's time for a little tough love."
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Groaning ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"- [ Engine Starts ] - Oven mitts!"
American Dad! (2005)
"[ MachineryWhirring ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"- [ Metal Clanks ] - [ Electricity Crackling ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"Tryto escape and you'll be met with deadly sharks and sniper fire!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Do as you're told, and you'll find this a very safe environment."
American Dad! (2005)
"I need some furniture moved while I vacuum!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- But- - Wife comes first, pal."
American Dad! (2005)
"[ British Accent ] Oh, Francine is first..."
American Dad! (2005)
"on my list... to kill."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Thankyou. - [ Metal Squeaking ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"Line up, munchwads! Time foryour pills!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Hey, there's a reason I'm here. - My family's in danger."
American Dad! (2005)
"Girls, put those drinks down."
American Dad! (2005)
"- [Splashes ] - Listen up, Hayley."
American Dad! (2005)
"Try talking to one ofthe bros. You might enjoy it."
American Dad! (2005)
"[ British Accent ] Uh, someplace she can't get between us anymore."
American Dad! (2005)
"what doyou saywe go downstairs for a little game?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Sweet and terrible like a madman's lullaby."
American Dad! (2005)
"were thinking about breaking into a musical number, think again!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm the only one who sings on this rig!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Time to play IdentityTheft."
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"## [ Singing ]"
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"[ I m itating Dolphin ]"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"- Very cool. - Yeah, I guess it is."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ashamed I turned my back on the Eskimos."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I'm familiarwith the rules, Stan. - But-"
American Dad! (2005)
"Your antipsychoticvitamin is in one ofthese glasses."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Areyou gonna choose a glass? - Yes, I choose this one!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Thanks for driving me home, Mr. Smith."
American Dad! (2005)
"- You excited? - For my eight billionth installment..."
American Dad! (2005)
"of"Look How Awesome My Dad Is"?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, check this out. I'll kill you!"
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Laughs ] You totally flinched!"
American Dad! (2005)
"[Chatter]"
American Dad! (2005)
"No, no, I'm an obsessive Oingo Boingo fan circa 1 985."
American Dad! (2005)
"# # [ Continues ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, Donny, tell my son about the guywho tried to sneak..."
American Dad! (2005)
"a lipstick camera past the XR-21."
American Dad! (2005)
"You've already taught me how to speak dolphin."
American Dad! (2005)
"[ Dolphin Calling ]"
American Dad! (2005)
"We haven't even played IdentityTheftyet."
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"But now it's like he's not into me anymore."
American Dad! (2005)
"all kinds offeelings I don't understand."
American Dad! (2005)
"Not sure what to say here."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, I'm offto petition my college for an Eskimo Studies program."
American Dad! (2005)
"What? They don't have one?"
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